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bad. Still better than Ted 2 though. Peter Dinklage makes for a great Billy Mitchell.
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but is Kevin James fat answer me this
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Jul 23, 2015 11:47
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Alan Smithee posted:but is Kevin James fat answer me this There is a part where he and his wife dance and play around a giant cake they're making. So yes. Also he's the President of the US. And a black soldier guy that gets rescued hugs Kevin James and says "You know you're my 2nd favorite president, right?" and then explains to President Kevin James that Obama is still his favorite cause y'know, he's a brother. Yep.
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Jul 23, 2015 11:51
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Shinjobi posted:There is a part where he and his wife dance and play around a giant cake they're making. So yes.
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Jul 23, 2015 11:55
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Sandler.
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Jul 23, 2015 11:58
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Uh but they are just repeating themselves? Sandler.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:01
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i liked the bit in the adam sand movie where there are around a table and the kitchen lady is like "i made them extra sloppy for you kids i know how you kids like it sloppy" and then adam says "stop it lady youre scaring us! HA HA HA HA" i liked the exaggerated laugh at the end and how he looks around at everyone at the table and the old lady laughs too
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Jul 23, 2015 12:04
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i also like the part where he finally gets to the alamo and finds out that it doesnt have a basement
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Alan Smithee posted:these are bad jokes are you're being GBS ironic right When was the last time you saw an Adam Sandler movie? If I wanted to make poo poo up I'd tell you Pixels was actually a rip roaring great time and fun for the whole family. But I'm being real here. Josh Gad's character fell in love with 80s arcade game character lady, and gets to fight with her side by side in the final battle by confessing his love for her after all these years. Later, when the aliens leave in defeat they dissolve all the violent video game character things INCLUDING Josh Gad's video game squeeze. They leave behind Q*Bert since something something he was a trophy for the humans, and so as a final parting gift the aliens transform Q*Bert into 80s arcade game character lady. Adam Sandler points out how odd this is, the credits roll, and there's an after credits scene where it's revealed that Gad and 80s arcade game character lady's children are all Q*Berts. 
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Jul 23, 2015 12:06
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uhh spoilers..? thanks a lot..!
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lonesomedwarf posted:uhh spoilers..? thanks a lot..! Yeah sorry but I am a gigantic rear end in a top hat and I only exist to ruin your fun. Welcome to Shinjobi's GBS, bitch.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:09
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It looks like bad movie. How do they defeat the aliens?
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Jul 23, 2015 12:09
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wait so you watched this movie and presumably hated it then watched all the credits is that accurate
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lonesomedwarf posted:wait so you watched this movie and presumably hated it then watched all the credits is that accurate I work at a movie theater. I get paid to watch garbage.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:10
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randy quaid smashes into them with a jet
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Jul 23, 2015 12:14
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Southpaw was good, I thought. Story ain't gonna surprise you in any way, it's a plot paved with cliches, but Jake Gyllenhaal and Forest Whitaker were really good so I just enjoyed the ride. It's still funny to me that when boxing shows up in movies it's often just two dudes refusing to block as they wail on each other openly.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:15
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do you splice single frames of pornography into family films
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Jul 23, 2015 12:15
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People are ripping this movie to loving shreds. The reviews are a lot funnier than an Adam Sandler movie has been in years.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:18
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lonesomedwarf posted:do you splice single frames of pornography into family films Nah, splicing isn't done at most of the big chain theaters. It's all digital projectors and crap. Instead of being good with your hands and problem solving mechanical issues, now you gotta know how to hit keyboards and desperately call the help center when things really go bad. Back before my location finally got their digital projectors my coworker would take old film from trailers we didn't need any more and randomly splice bits and pieces of them together. He'd often splice the film backwards, upside down, whatever way he could realistically do it and keep it running. It made for some trippy poo poo when it's all said and done.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:18
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Isn't this movie a joke plot in a Futurama episode?
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lonesomedwarf posted:wait so you watched this movie and presumably hated it then watched all the credits is that accurate It is important to respect the suffering and sacrifices made by people who have to work on bad movies.
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Shinjobi posted:Nah, splicing isn't done at most of the big chain theaters. It's all digital projectors and crap. Instead of being good with your hands and problem solving mechanical issues, now you gotta know how to hit keyboards and desperately call the help center when things really go bad. do you have to wipe the cum off the seats or is it mostly superficial spraying the surface
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Jul 23, 2015 12:28
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Man this sounds like a movie I'd watch when I get myself drunk to the point of immobility.
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Yes its literally the plot of that futurama episode but the writers have also seen the king of kong. Its like when kids write stories for homework and its a blatant ripoff of something they've recently seen but they assume you haven't seen. lonesomedwarf posted:i liked the bit in the adam sand movie where there are around a table and the kitchen lady is like "i made them extra sloppy for you kids i know how you kids like it sloppy" and then adam says "stop it lady youre scaring us! HA HA HA HA" i liked the exaggerated laugh at the end and how he looks around at everyone at the table and the old lady laughs too At the time I thought that was funny because it was like deliberately bad improv, but in hindsight I'm not so sure it was deliberate.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:31
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Let's combine everyone's two least favorite things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFD2293oGvA
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Jul 23, 2015 12:34
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mind the walrus posted:Let's combine everyone's two least favorite things: No matter how bad the movie is, getting this mad at a video game movie is a whole different level of sad.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:36
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Moon Atari posted:Yes its literally the plot of that futurama episode but the writers have also seen the king of kong. Its like when kids write stories for homework and its a blatant ripoff of something they've recently seen but they assume you haven't seen. Adam Sandler's production company bought the rights to this old youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugV6cLgwomo ... and added Adam Sandler and Kevin James. That's it, that's the entire story behind how the movie was put together.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:38
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Alan Smithee posted:do you have to wipe the cum off the seats or is it mostly superficial spraying the surface I have found condoms in theaters, poo poo-covered boxers left behind in a toilet with poo poo spatter covering the area around it, I have literally had to use a stick to break a solid brick of poo poo clogging a toilet, I have seen a trail of vomit go on for an entire hallway's length, bloody floors from old people falling and hitting their heads, and a mini pond of coke syrup after the Friday morning stock delivery guy broke it open on delivery. I have not found cum on seats yet. I'd really rather not complete that list.
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Archer666 posted:No matter how bad the movie is, getting this mad at a video game movie is a whole different level of sad. It's especially funny because he's not wrong in any major way, but his invective is so overblown even by "critic doing a schtick" standards that the only reason to stick with it is to feel superior the way you do when you watch Reality TV.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:39
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Shinjobi posted:I work at a movie theater. lol
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I want to get chocolate wasted.
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mind the walrus posted:Let's combine everyone's two least favorite things: Wow, dude finds a way to hate it for all the worst reasons and I'd probably find being spitroasted by adam sandler and kevin james less disagreeable than having to spend a day listening to him talk.
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"let me tell you about the ways this movie is a holocaust wrapped in a poo poo burrito" said the internet proletariat
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mind the walrus posted:Let's combine everyone's two least favorite things: I want to give this movie a one pierholglkerjb do i hear a two lkegvnerkljgkjb can i get a two lkdngerwlkgeklb it's getting a one opegbkljergbk going once going twice..PANNED!
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Shinjobi posted:When was the last time you saw an Adam Sandler movie? If I wanted to make poo poo up I'd tell you Pixels was actually a rip roaring great time and fun for the whole family. Nuke this wretched planet
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also who the gently caress cracks down on theater hopping? I mean yeah Terminator Genisys is universally panned so maybe they were doing me a favor but I'm not paying 20 bucks for a single movie. And it wasn't even a sold out showing ffs
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Jul 23, 2015 12:48
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mind the walrus posted:Let's combine everyone's two least favorite things: wow that's some good rage right there
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Alan Smithee posted:also who the gently caress cracks down on theater hopping? I mean yeah Terminator Genisys is universally panned so maybe they were doing me a favor but I'm not paying 20 bucks for a single movie. And it wasn't even a sold out showing ffs It depends on the employee and manager present. If you're not a dick to anybody most people don't care. If you're stuck at the theater for over 6 hours like a lost old lady we'll probably kick you out. We don't make our money on box office, we make it off of the horrendously overpriced garbage concession poo poo. 
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gently caress that's how I got made. I should have shoved popcorn into my gullet
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The Great Comedy Swindle starring Adam Sandler https://youtu.be/Cc85QCF5414?t=2m16s babies havin rabies fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jul 23, 2015 |
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