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BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
I hadn't smoked tobacco for two weeks, last night I had three and a half cigarettes and now my throat is a waterfall of snot. What should I do? I regret so much.

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
try to imagine life as a watercolor painting

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
mix 5 parts water with one part antifreeze and drink it every night before bed until your organs shut down

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
op are you okay

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
op text HEART to 6969 to find out ur secret crush

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

op text HEART to 6969 to find out ur secret crush

It just responded with "kill ur famil" what's that mean

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
More water.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Imagine 4 cigarettes in a pack, OP. When you take one out and smoke it, you move the butt to the end so as not to litter. The other fags move to take its place. That's kind of how quitting works.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

BottledBodhisvata posted:

It just responded with "kill ur famil" what's that mean

i dont know , machines these days heh *shrugs*

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

op text HEART to 6969 to find out ur secret crush

HEART

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
no you have to send the text to 6969 i dont know whos your crushes is

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

no you have to send the text to 6969 i dont know whos your crushes is

[text]heart[/text]?? please hurry

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm getting married atm and knew something felt off please rspond

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

rear end to mouth, lol

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nooner posted:

rear end to mouth, lol

it's my race's custom please don't cultureshame in this safespace

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
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BottledBodhisvata posted:

I hadn't smoked tobacco for two weeks, last night I had three and a half cigarettes and now my throat is a waterfall of snot. What should I do? I regret so much.

Go into the kitchen and make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Take it into the living room, sit in your favorite chair and listen to the radio while eating the sandwich.
You can also look out of the window as you do these things.

hth

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