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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

click here to watch a man sentenced to life in prison:

http://www.nbcnews.com/watch/live-video/watch-live-aurora-movie-theater-shooting-trial-penalty-phase-322519619939

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
no thanks OP

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
more like sentenced to death in prison

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
they should make him and the boston bomber do a cagematch

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

it's just a video of a judge reading a bunch of jibber jabber it's very boring

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

is the killer the goon in a white shirt and khakis?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

fyodor posted:

it's just a video of a judge reading a bunch of jibber jabber it's very boring

yep thats court

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

bradzilla posted:

is the killer the goon in a white shirt and khakis?

pretty sure that's him yah

lol if you don't have a suit for your murder trial

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

He did not do it.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

btw I think they're gonna read 12 of the same thing because he killed 12 people

and then like 58 other charges from the people he injured

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

a hole-y ghost posted:

He did not do it.

lol

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



While I didn't like Dark Knight Rises, I don't think Wally Pfister should be sent to jail just for shooting it.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
if everyone in the theater had a gun then this wouldnt have happened....
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.....oh poo poo wait yes it would have he was wearing a ton of body armor lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

quote:

On July 23 in San Jose, California, someone threw a package into a theater showing The Dark Knight Rises and reportedly yelled that it was a bomb, leading to an evacuation


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_shooting

hahaha

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
shoot... the glass

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

I think we can all agree that the real victims here are those who was forced to watch that batman movie to the end?

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
there are way too many counts to read out this is boring

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Wow, they let him go free. Crazy.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
if the sanity dont fit, you must aquit

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Wowbagger2004 posted:

there are way too many counts to read out this is boring

24 counts of first degree murder
140 counts of attempted first degree murder

This is going to take all loving day lol

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
this would be really great timing for an escape where his associates drive a huge truck through the courtroom wall and start shooting things up, and he says "looks like the joke.. is on you" and then tells everyone that batman is the craziest of all

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

bradzilla posted:

24 counts of first degree murder
140 counts of attempted first degree murder

This is going to take all loving day lol

good thing I got this thread up ASAP so you guys didn't miss anything

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
what's wrong with our legal system, this poo poo is boring

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I hope he's raped to death

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

I hope he's raped to death

I hope he forgets about Dre

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a bit of a jerk for sure but also one of the greatest pranksters of our time

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
20 minute break wtf

also what is this dudes accent

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

does anyone else kind of want to be a juror on a horrible case like this

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
How come he got two murder charges for each person anyway

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Aralan posted:

How come he got two murder charges for each person anyway

everybody was pregnant

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Penalty Phase makes it sound pretty cool, good name for a court-themed reality tv show?

kremlins
May 9, 2009

recess. thanks OP

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It would be kind of funny if he just got time served.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Three Olives posted:

It would be kind of funny if he just got time served.

Well this hearing is taking a lifetime so he just might, buddy

kremlins
May 9, 2009

"On July 16, after deliberating for over twelve hours, the jurors found Holmes guilty on twenty-four counts of first-degree murder, 140 counts of attempted first-degree murder, one count of possessing explosives, and a sentence enhancement of a crime of violence.[9] They began deciding his sentence on July 22.[133][134] The court expects the sentencing phase to last for one month.[135]"

gas

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Where's his Rolling stone cover? Thats the real injustice here.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Looks like they gave him 50 hours community service for each victim, tough but fair

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

corpuscollossus posted:

Where's his Rolling stone cover? Thats the real injustice here.

Some Armenian-loving weirdo cut his dick off, got some pills and changed his name to some gay poo poo and they call that courage? Please, this guy's a real man who dyed his hair and tried to play CS:GO /w FF on IRL and they send him to jail. Whats the deal America? What happened to you!?

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
he got away

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