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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

hosed up

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

makes a perfect phone wallpaper: http://i.imgur.com/5S8IVx8.jpg

100 years from now gonna lmao from beyond my gay dead grave if someone says the same thing about a selfie with some instagram filters

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/4FQX2rs.jpg:nws:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
alright that's legit impressive

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Robo Reagan posted:

alright that's legit impressive

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

:eyepop:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Shirley Crabtree posted:

17? Yikes. I don't feel too bad though as that's legal in Britain, not only that but she'll be about 120 years old now.

A British pedophile? no way.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Robo Reagan posted:

alright that's legit impressive

It's a fake photograph, you loving dumbass

lDDQD
Apr 16, 2006
Old-timey film had super long exposure time, requiring people being photographed to stand perfectly still for like 15 minutes. That photograph could not have been taken.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
:nws:http://www.horntip.com/html/books_&_MSS/1870s/1879-1880_the_pearl_journal/ :nws:

Victorian porn is kind of sweet and endearing tbh

at least when it's not about very young teenagers and indian boys, which is maybe half of the time

naem
May 29, 2011

SUB-UMBRA, OR SPORT AMONG THE SHE-NOODLES.

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines
Hell yeah











JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Is that Mary Pickford?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



People are always like "I love Victorian era poo poo, it's so romantic and beautiful" but they fail to take into account the fuckin smell that didn't get saved in these pictures. Gorgeous women with worse than goon body odor, a hell.

naem
May 29, 2011

The Rage posted:

People are always like "I love Victorian era poo poo, it's so romantic and beautiful" but they fail to take into account the fuckin smell that didn't get saved in these pictures. Gorgeous women with worse than goon body odor, a hell.

They would spray perfume on the two square inches of exposed skin, so you'd get a whiff of lilacs on top of the farty bo funk and grandma curtain dresses and carcinogenic whale oil cosmetics

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines

JnnyThndrs posted:

Is that Mary Pickford?

Lillian Greuze
Gabrielle Ray
Maude Fealy
Olive Thomas
Lina Cavalieri
I have no idea :o: e: not even tineye is helping

Halah fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jul 25, 2015

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Yeah buy everywhere smelled really badly. Especially cities like London because there barely was a sewage system beyond "throw it in the street" or "pour it in the river". So the entire city smelled strongly of human waste and was so extremely polluted by all the industry that people literally died from pollution on a fairly regular basis. A bit of BO probably seemed trivial to these people and if you were rich you'd just throw on some fancy perfumes to mask it.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

The Rage posted:

People are always like "I love Victorian era poo poo, it's so romantic and beautiful" but they fail to take into account the fuckin smell that didn't get saved in these pictures. Gorgeous women with worse than goon body odor, a hell.

Vaginas be marinating

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

FreudianSlippers posted:

Yeah buy everywhere smelled really badly. Especially cities like London because there barely was a sewage system beyond "throw it in the street" or "pour it in the river". So the entire city smelled strongly of human waste and was so extremely polluted by all the industry that people literally died from pollution on a fairly regular basis. A bit of BO probably seemed trivial to these people and if you were rich you'd just throw on some fancy perfumes to mask it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8n9NN7sAi0

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

you sure have a type op

dead

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

lol

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Yeah buy everywhere smelled really badly. Especially cities like London because there barely was a sewage system beyond "throw it in the street" or "pour it in the river". So the entire city smelled strongly of human waste and was so extremely polluted by all the industry that people literally died from pollution on a fairly regular basis. A bit of BO probably seemed trivial to these people and if you were rich you'd just throw on some fancy perfumes to mask it.

Im sorry you cant understand the difference between Victorian era times and the loving middle ages where people still bathed more regularly then the average goon.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Vaginal Reward posted:

Victoria herself was kinda hot when she was young tbh





Painted portraits can be assumed to be extremely flattering and this is the best they could do. Yikes!!

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Nutsngum posted:

Im sorry you cant understand the difference between Victorian era times and the loving middle ages where people still bathed more regularly then the average goon.

The Victorian era was far worse

(in places)

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Nutsngum posted:

Im sorry you cant understand the difference between Victorian era times and the loving middle ages where people still bathed more regularly then the average goon.

The Victorian era had a period where London became almost uninhabitable because the river was so bad.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Thassa 5 right there

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Yeah the middle ages were like if even the cities had farm levels of manure and stuff

The darkest part of the victorian era was like modern Beijing with no sewer system and drinking water that killed entire boroughs

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Nutsngum posted:

I'm sorry you cant understand the difference between Victorian era times and the loving middle ages where people still bathed more regularly then the average goon.

People bathed pretty regularly during the Middle Ages. At least before the plague made everyone afraid of public baths.

Upper class Victorians bathed pretty regularly but if you were working class and had 16 hour work days 6 days a week in lovely conditions and came home to a slum with no running water you couldn't really do much bathing. The air was pretty hideously bad and there weren't really any moves to improve air quality until 4000 people died of pollution in one week in 1952.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

FreudianSlippers posted:

People bathed pretty regularly during the Middle Ages. At least before the plague made everyone afraid of public baths.

Upper class Victorians bathed pretty regularly but if you were working class and had 16 hour work days 6 days a week in lovely conditions and came home to a slum with no running water you couldn't really do much bathing. The air was pretty hideously bad and there weren't really any moves to improve air quality until 4000 people died of pollution in one week in 1952.

Yeah, imagine air so foul it turned all the buildings grey-black. And those "pea-soup" fogs that Sherlock Holmes was always wandering through? One part fog to three parts coal soot.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

His name is Earl

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

There was a young man of Santander,
Who tried hard to bugger a gander;
But the virtuous bird
Plugged his arse with a turd,
And refused to such low tastes to pander.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Dudes you are all sick they are all long dead. Stop with all this necrophilia.

drat Zombie humpers.

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

Lowtechs posted:

Dudes you are all sick they are all long dead. Stop with all this necrophilia.

drat Zombie humpers.

Please don't kink shame

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

This is the censored version of the painting. In the original, one of the shoulder straps was hanging loose on her arm and people were so scandalized he had to repaint it. :xd:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Winston Churchill's mom was pretty hot. She also was ahead of her time, in that she had a tattoo at a time when very, very few people had one. She also had lots of lovers, and it might be the case that her husband was aware and approved of this.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Pththya-lyi posted:

You're supposed to dislike the women in this next image, but just look at them! They're all badasses! Tell me you wouldn't, just try it


My favorite is the lady at the table doing a side glance at the kids.

"Mother, can we go home now?"
"Don't you see mother is busy? Go away now and partake of the almonds and fudge while I finish up with the recently-widowed Mabel what she needs to do about Father."

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Would.

Both with young her (as pictured) and a threesome with old her and Sir Richard Francis Burton in Damascus.

Y'know what, just give me Burton:



That scar on his cheek is where a javelin stabbed through his face. He had a smaller scar on the other side where it came out.

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