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Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

Boobies and butts and sometimes feet

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

a messed up horse posted:

i think just this pretty much


OK, this owns

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

a messed up horse posted:

i think just this pretty much


Fake.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

OK, this owns

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I thought there would be more boners in this thread

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
blood pressure

like imagine a bunch of hula hoops with chain link fence inside them

now run a bunch of hoses through that

that's the dick

turn on the water pressure, it gets more rigid

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Zartosht posted:

you get a boner from a nother boner, duh

Boners can only be caught from contact with another boner. Everytime you get a boner you are a link in a chain stretching back to the first boner. If ever a time occurs when no one on earth has a boner then the flame will have died out and boners will be forever lost to mankind.

Moon Atari fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Jul 24, 2015

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Over There posted:

I thought there would be more boners in this thread

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

If this doesn't give you a raging stiffy then you are gay:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moon Atari posted:

Boners can only be caught from contact with another boner. Everytime you get a boner you are a link in a chain stretching back to the first boner. If ever a time occurs when no one on earth has a boner then the flame will have died out and boners will be forever lost to mankind.

I've heard that water is conductive of boners so if one guy gets into a pool with a boner every other guy in the pool will get a boner too.

Is that true? I wanted to ask in health class but was too embarrassed to after that girl who asked why seamen tasted sweet :blush:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

a messed up horse posted:

i think just this pretty much


japanese wrestling is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVaGDXYQGvw

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



someday u'll get one nooner

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

a messed up horse posted:

i think just this pretty much


You ain't the only one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ2jmIcKzpo

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I don't know why but for some reason when I was in college there was about a 50% chance I'd get a boner during my statistics class despite there not really being anything to prompt said boner.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Infidel Castro posted:

I don't know why but for some reason when I was in college there was about a 50% chance I'd get a boner during my statistics class despite there not really being anything to prompt said boner.

you must be a nerd or somethin

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

I do when i wrap my lips around your cock

Cool info

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