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This has been going on for half an hour, please advise.
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Jul 24, 2015 08:09
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Start playing with her titties, don't say anything or even acknowledge what you are doing. It will confuse and arouse her.
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Jul 24, 2015 08:11
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Tell her you have to go to the bathroom and leave
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Jul 24, 2015 08:13
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Lunixnerd posted:Start playing with her titties, don't say anything or even acknowledge what you are doing. It will confuse and arouse her. worth a shot
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Jul 24, 2015 08:13
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Lunixnerd posted:Start playing with her titties, don't say anything or even acknowledge what you are doing. It will confuse and arouse her.
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Jul 24, 2015 08:13
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Cymbal Monkey posted:This has been going on for half an hour, please advise. oh SNAP i read that article its really good its pictures of people doing really messed up poo poo for example eating pizza crust first hot dogs middle first or ice lollys from the bottom up and your like say WHAAAAAT??!
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Jul 24, 2015 08:16
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Now we're on "43 ghetto fashion fails."
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Jul 24, 2015 08:24
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say something racist and report back on her response
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Jul 24, 2015 08:25
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Cymbal Monkey posted:Now we're on "43 ghetto fashion fails." lol link please loving love this poo poo e: she sounds like a cool chick with a sense of humour and you sound like a prude also shes probably not high your probably like 60 and think all younguns sound like theyre on drugs, its just how we speak move with the times there grandpa Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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Jul 24, 2015 08:25
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Cymbal Monkey posted:This has been going on for half an hour, please advise. do her
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Jul 24, 2015 08:30
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Don't post a girl thread until she is 66 and a Chinese and you bang her in a hotel unless you have a picture op
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Jul 24, 2015 09:19
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what is buzzed and what circumstances have brought you and this girl together? please tell the story, paint the picture for us.
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Jul 24, 2015 09:26
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extra stout posted:what is buzzed and what circumstances have brought you and this girl together? please tell the story, paint the picture for us. I was sitting on the sofa in a house and a girl who was intoxicated by a preparation of the drug cannabis called "hashish" and she began to operate her smart phone in order to display both distasteful clothes and unappetizing food. hth
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Jul 24, 2015 09:47
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are you sure you're in the right house?
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Jul 24, 2015 09:52
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op sounds super boring
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Jul 24, 2015 09:59
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Cymbal Monkey posted:I was sitting on the sofa in a house and a girl who was intoxicated by a preparation of the drug cannabis called "hashish" and she began to operate her smart phone in order to display both distasteful clothes and unappetizing food. hth Whats his marfarking NAME??
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Jul 24, 2015 10:00
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stick a cohiba in her butt
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Jul 24, 2015 10:01
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op let me tell you a story: in college a friend of mine and I both liked the same woman; one day he started quoting a bunch of memes that were tired back then at her and I was like "ugh what a pedestrian fellow those memes are old hat" but it made her laugh and eventually he got laid; I didn't the moral of the story is don't be a loving uptight dorkwad
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Jul 24, 2015 10:01
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Stop being such a prude and ask if she's got any more drugs. Then, after you smoke, those buzzfeed articles will seem like the coolest fuckin' poo poo.
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Jul 24, 2015 10:18
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Lunixnerd posted:Start playing with her titties, don't say anything or even acknowledge what you are doing. It will confuse and arouse her. Do this, DO IT.  I mean what's the worst that could happen? At the very least you felt a boob. Win win either way
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Jul 24, 2015 10:19
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start a screaming competition op, don't stop until someone is crying
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Jul 24, 2015 10:31
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yeah the correct solution is to also get high and find that poo poo hilarious alongside her
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Jul 24, 2015 11:09
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Tell her if she thinks that's hilarious that she should go to lemonparty
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Jul 24, 2015 11:24
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What is wrong with you people? You've lost your touch. The first question you should have asked is: OP IS SHE HOT
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Jul 24, 2015 11:35
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FreshCutFries fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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Jul 24, 2015 11:36
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Take your dick out. She'll know what to do.
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Jul 24, 2015 12:10
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Call her mother/father and rat on her for doing drugs. In a few years, after rehab and self reflection, she will realize the only buzz she needs is the high gotten from living a wholesome and content life. She will then realize it was you well set her on the path of righteousness and reward you with sexual delights beyond imagining. Only do this is she's hot, though.
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Jul 24, 2015 12:19
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if you don't like it then tell her you dont want to see it op ??
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Jul 24, 2015 12:24
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play her some surprise jihad videos good metric of how cool she is imo
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Jul 24, 2015 12:54
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Is this the Easy Score Fails thread?
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Jul 24, 2015 13:09
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a girl is interacting with me, quick, to gbs i must go
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Jul 24, 2015 14:02
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Stop hanging out with 16 year olds
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Jul 24, 2015 14:09
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Sonofsilversign posted:play her some surprise jihad videos good metric of how cool she is imo also this
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Jul 24, 2015 14:09
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you should probably get up off the couch before she gets to the article about "23 idiot retard fails" and has to look at 22 pictures of you
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Jul 24, 2015 14:12
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And here you are posting about it in GBS.
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Jul 24, 2015 14:28
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pics, post pics pleas. post girl pics
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Jul 24, 2015 14:30
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Google "gently caress fail" and show her the results. If she takes this as a flirt, at least you'll be helping her have realistic expectations about you.
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Jul 24, 2015 14:31
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op, you sound like the most boring wet blanket in the history of the universe. seriously, are you functionally retarded? GET LAID YOU loving PUSSY!
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Jul 24, 2015 14:38
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cute hippie chick: hi! want to talk about dumb stuff, maybe forge an interpersonal connection that will lead to crazy, no strings attached sex? OP: Nay. I do not consort with harlots who willingly intoxicate themselves via self-administration of the dread drug marihuana. Remove thyself from my sight!
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OP has failaids lol
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