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you know what they say about the lottery... put all your eggs in one basket, and WATCH THAT BASKET lol
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Jul 24, 2015 15:25
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if i won the lottery it would probably be the idiot lottery and the prize would be a swift kick in the butt
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Jul 24, 2015 15:27
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I'm the one that would loose the ticket.
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Jul 24, 2015 15:27
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Mad Monk posted:I'm the one that would loose the ticket. me irl but seriously the only lottery i would ever win is that one in 1984 or brave new world or whatever the loving book was where you get taken away and something bad happens. someone help me out here
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Jul 24, 2015 15:42
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Ghost Head posted:me irl star wars??
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Jul 24, 2015 15:42
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Ghost Head posted:me irl charlie & the chocolate factory
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Jul 24, 2015 15:42
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What has 6 balls and fucks poor people?
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Jul 24, 2015 15:42
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dad gay. so what posted:star wars?? No not that one CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:charlie & the chocolate factory Not that either! come on guys what loving book or movie was it. Winning the lottery was a bad thing. was it Fehrenheit 451? you know what im talking about
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Jul 24, 2015 15:44
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Richard McBeef posted:What has 6 balls and fucks poor people? new jersey!
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Jul 24, 2015 15:45
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Ghost Head posted:No not that one uhh like 5 kids got stretched and drowned and turned into pixels i'd say that's pretty lovely but w/e i guess you like kid revenge fantasies
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Jul 24, 2015 15:46
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Ghost Head posted:me irl The Island.
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Jul 24, 2015 15:46
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I keep winning free poo poo. When I was a kid I won a tv, then a few t-shirts and lately I won like 3 free pizzas. Maybe I should throw all my life's savings at lottery tickets.
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Jul 24, 2015 15:48
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Mad Monk posted:The Island. yeah this might be one of them but I'm thinking of something else. IT was like a short story maybe? was it a borges short story? basically the deal is, there is a lottery but its like the opposite of the lottery because its super bad instead of super good and it rly makes you think
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Jul 24, 2015 15:50
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Ghost Head posted:yeah this might be one of them but I'm thinking of something else. IT was like a short story maybe? was it a borges short story? basically the deal is, there is a lottery but its like the opposite of the lottery because its super bad instead of super good and it rly makes you think sounds like a job for Cenk Uygur
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Jul 24, 2015 15:51
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:uhh like 5 kids got stretched and drowned and turned into pixels i'd say that's pretty lovely but w/e i guess you like kid revenge fantasies gently caress those kids im trying to remember something important here
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Jul 24, 2015 15:52
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The Lottery where people get stoned to death when they win?
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Jul 24, 2015 15:52
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Ghost Head posted:yeah this might be one of them but I'm thinking of something else. IT was like a short story maybe? was it a borges short story? basically the deal is, there is a lottery but its like the opposite of the lottery because its super bad instead of super good and it rly makes you think it was called the lottery and featured primitive population crontrol via bonking bitches in the head with rocks erdit what he said ^
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Jul 24, 2015 15:53
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dad gay. so what posted:sounds like a job for Cenk Uygur 
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Jul 24, 2015 15:54
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Enfield posted:it was called the lottery and featured primitive population crontrol via bonking bitches in the head with rocks could be it. who wrote it?
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Jul 24, 2015 16:02
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Ghost Head posted:could be it. who wrote it? noam CHUMPsky
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Jul 24, 2015 16:03
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Ghost Head posted:could be it. who wrote it? i dunno
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Jul 24, 2015 16:03
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Ghost Head posted:gently caress those kids im trying to remember something important here It was literally called "The Lottery". http://english.learnhub.com/lesson/6889-the-lottery-full-text
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Jul 24, 2015 16:07
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:It was literally called "The Lottery". OH yeah it was definitely this one. sorry everyone. carry on.
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Jul 24, 2015 16:09
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Ghost Head posted:OH yeah it was definitely this one. sorry everyone. carry on. have you ever seen "the purge"? was that it?
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Jul 24, 2015 16:11
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dad gay. so what posted:have you ever seen "the purge"? was that it? was this the movie where noam chomsky had to defeat the computer at a game of tic-tac-toe?
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Jul 24, 2015 16:12
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Ghost Head posted:was this the movie where noam chomsky had to defeat the computer at a game of tic-tac-toe? i dont remember
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Jul 24, 2015 16:14
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once i bought a $1 scratch ticket and womn $20
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Jul 24, 2015 16:20
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I call it the FAHGERY because I am hateful!!!!
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Jul 24, 2015 16:20
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The Goatfather posted:once i bought a $1 scratch ticket and womn $20 how loving drunk are you right now?
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Jul 24, 2015 16:27
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Ghost Head posted:how loving drunk are you right now?
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Jul 24, 2015 16:31
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I won $10 on a $5 scratch ticket once. I bought 2 more $5 scratch tickets with my winnings... I lost 
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Jul 24, 2015 16:32
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Yeah, but you lost the [REDACTED] lottery.
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Jul 24, 2015 16:47
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Inevitable posted:Yeah, but you lost the genetic lottery. honestly pal, this really cuts close to the bone. I know you didn't know who you were talking to or anything but yeah, your comment actually kind of hurt a bit. Any chance you might want to take it back?
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Jul 24, 2015 16:50
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I won $100 from a pull tab thing at some fair when i was like 6 but i didn't get arrested for underage gambling probably because i am white
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Jul 24, 2015 16:52
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Ghost Head posted:honestly pal, this really cuts close to the bone. I know you didn't know who you were talking to or anything but yeah, your comment actually kind of hurt a bit. Any chance you might want to take it back? Uh, okay.
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Jul 24, 2015 16:58
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Inevitable posted:Uh, okay. thanks dawg. i feel better about my loving gay genetics now
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Jul 24, 2015 17:08
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Ghost Head posted:thanks dawg. i feel better about my loving gay genetics now Glad to help. Just remember that everyone is special, even those born with a literal ghost instead of a head.
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Jul 24, 2015 17:29
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Inevitable posted:Glad to help. Just remember that everyone is special, even those born with a literal ghost instead of a head. i can't go down on anyone. they can't feel it
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Jul 24, 2015 17:31
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Ghost Head posted:i can't go down on anyone. they can't feel it cool burg hat
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Jul 24, 2015 17:33
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