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several alt accounts so i can reply to myself and say how pretty my eyes are and how cool my hair is when i post a picture of myself (some day) 
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Hell Yeah posted:several alt accounts so i can reply to myself and say how pretty my eyes are and how cool my hair is when i post a picture of myself (some day) That's a great post Hell Yeah!
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Jul 24, 2015 20:14
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thanks. y ou have pretty eyes
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Jul 24, 2015 20:15
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i would get a divorce
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Jul 24, 2015 20:15
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dad gay. so what posted:i would get a divorce I heard it's better to do this before you win on lottery
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Jul 24, 2015 20:20
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30,000 double cheeseburgers. And a diet coke.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:24
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Jul 24, 2015 20:29
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A Visa to the USA, a big house in the middle of nowhere, and a shotgun.
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Jul 24, 2015 21:37
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i would buy something awful and then permaban ralp
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Jul 24, 2015 21:38
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spud posted:A Visa to the USA, a big house in the middle of nowhere, and a shotgun. My friend you do not need to win the lottery for this! You just need the shotgun and some good old grit and determination.
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Jul 24, 2015 21:40
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but really i'd just put it in a fidelity/prudential account and live simply off the compound interest doing nothing but smoking weed and loving hookers
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Jul 24, 2015 21:43
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Go up to Reform, AL and my pay ol' pal Doobie a visit. Might just stay a night and watch the beautiful Alabama stars.
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Jul 24, 2015 22:41
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i'd give it all away and start from scratch ah ahahahhahahha ah hah
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Jul 24, 2015 23:22
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A all gay midget porno called 'Peter Dicklarge' in honor of Peter Dinklage.
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Jul 24, 2015 23:37
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turn an olympic sized swimming pool into a giant bowl of delicious jello
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Jul 24, 2015 23:55
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Simstim posted:turn an olympic sized swimming pool into a giant bowl of delicious jello You would need to do that in a cold place so you should buy a jacket too
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Jul 25, 2015 00:00
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I would probably be a wreck and spend it on bad poo poo until something terrible happened or I ran out of money. I don't play the lottery because I fear this happening.
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Jul 25, 2015 00:01
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a bay posted:You would need to do that in a cold place so you should buy a jacket too you saved my jello pool dream from total disaster, thank you
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Jul 25, 2015 00:20
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I would build the house I want, pay off my mom's mortgage so that she has one less thing to bitch about when I call her, probably pay off a couple of other people mortgages, and give a bunch to various charities and scholarship funds. I have no clue how that would work, though, since I would get the option of having them pay me a portion of it every month instead of taking it all at once. I'd probably also use it to get a couple of degrees in fields I'm interested in. Bored fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jul 25, 2015 |
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Jul 25, 2015 00:28
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Probably Rory Mclroy's PGA Tour 2015 and maybe me and the wife would go out to longhorn.
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Jul 25, 2015 00:31
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i would become a Roman Patron. i would offer all my friends comfortable, reasonable sized houses to live in for free, the only catch being that i own the house. that way i can help them out without diluting my fortune or having to give the government any taxes on the wealth transfers. it would also make them sycophantic to me, and ensure that i would always have lots of people to come to my awesome parties
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Jul 25, 2015 00:32
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Rutibex posted:i would become a Roman Patron. i would offer all my friends comfortable, reasonable sized houses to live in for free, the only catch being that i own the house. that way i can help them out without diluting my fortune or having to give the government any taxes on the wealth transfers. it would also make them sycophantic to me, and ensure that i would always have lots of people to come to my awesome parties they will put holes in the walls and wreck up the carpet and it will just ruin your friendship.
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Jul 25, 2015 00:36
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Bored posted:I would build the house I want, pay off my mom's mortgage so that she has one less thing to bitch about when I call her, probably pay off a couple of other people mortgages, and give a bunch to various charities and scholarship funds. I have no clue how that would work, though, since I would get the option of having them pay me a portion of it every month instead of taking it all at once. That all sounds really gay I think you should get addicted to heroin instead
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Jul 25, 2015 00:39
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dog buttz posted:Probably Rory Mclroy's PGA Tour 2015 and maybe me and the wife would go out to longhorn. This sounds good though to me
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Jul 25, 2015 00:40
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ChairmanMeow posted:they will put holes in the walls and wreck up the carpet and it will just ruin your friendship. better the friendship gets ruined because of some holes in walls of a house i can repair, rather than because i gave them a million dollars and they spent it all in a year and are now whining for more money.
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Jul 25, 2015 00:40
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Donate to charity
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Jul 25, 2015 00:40
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Beef Turret posted:Donate to charity or tell people you donated to charity but don't
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Jul 25, 2015 00:41
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a burrito
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Jul 25, 2015 00:42
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Or give it to me, Charity
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Jul 25, 2015 00:42
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I want to literally bet a million dollars on something, possibly several times
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Jul 25, 2015 00:42
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A trophy house, a really nice one with that open floor plan thing, in a big city, and that understated modern clean thing design whatever, like its a museum, and have a ridiculously good entertainment/TV/video game etc stuff put in- Then spend a good month isolated from the world doing the same nerd stuff I like to do now only better/fancier; then gradually emerge to face the new world I live in (the money world) in bits and pieces so I don't get all freaked out at once or go crazy Then a personal nutritionist/chef and a personal trainer, get looked over by some top of the line rich people medical staff, make sure my junk's good, Then hot girls? Really hot girls. I like girls and I'd like some really hot ones, like on TV. Nice ones though. Nothing too weird. If you have enough money those just start showing up a lot I'm pretty sure. Then some fancy cars blah blah travel etc the beach every stupid hobby thing/purchase I can think of to mess around with, really get into it all THEN if/when I get bored with all that I'd do a bunch of charities, real nice no bs down to earth ones, that actually help people, where I can show up a couple days a week so it feels like I'm busy doing something when I want to, even though I sleep in most days and wear pajamas 80% of the time Then when I'm older a really top of the line trophy wife (a rigorous background check and all that) and make 2.5 or so really weirdly attractive kids to spoil
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Jul 25, 2015 01:52
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naem posted:A trophy house, a really nice one with that open floor plan thing, in a big city, and that understated modern clean thing design whatever, like its a museum, and have a ridiculously good entertainment/TV/video game etc stuff put in-
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Jul 25, 2015 02:05
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I'd make the kids just to create this over the top persona for myself as GREAT GRANDPA NAEM and I'd have oil paintings of myself on horses and tanks and stuff like, sword fighting, saving the whales etc, and hire professionals to fake this glorious family history all in leather bound books and have a NAEM museum like I'm a king, and poo poo, requiring me to be worshiped as an ancestor demigod figure I'd leave out the part where my all female celebrity lookalike staff and I have drunken orgies all day for a good decade or so (I'd leave it implied indirectly)
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Jul 25, 2015 02:07
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I'd have a special room entirely filled with Amanda seifried's and Megan foxx's spanking each other
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Jul 25, 2015 02:14
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You've been a bad girl, Amanda seifried #2 !! Megan foxx #7, get her! Haha spanky. Spanky town. Ooo I'd call it spanky town!!
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Jul 25, 2015 02:18
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1 get a few thousand in dollar bills 2 buy a gun 3 fill bathtub with money 4 kill myself with gun 5 repeat step 4 if necessary i dunno some people manage to survive
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Jul 25, 2015 02:19
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Welcome to spanky town, population: cumm
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Jul 25, 2015 02:20
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It is your turn now, to wear the handcuffs
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Jul 25, 2015 02:25
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naem posted:Welcome to spanky town, population: cumm Have you considered whore island?
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ChairmanMeow posted:Have you considered whore island? Every 15 seconds or so yes
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