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Kill yourself. Today Jastiger is declaring Fatwa's on those that don't have debit cards or only use cash. Its 2015, and these things are literally FREE. You don't need a bank account, you don't need a credit card, you don't even need to leave the freakin' house. Its like the height of laziness and irresponsibility to refuse to participate in our economy and expect the red carpet from folk. Aaaaaaand another thing. What the hell is it with people with absolutely no credit history, no insurance history, and tons of stuff in collections or whatever and then believing Obama or the NSA or whoever is coming for their info. Yeah, Obama and Eric Holder wants to come and take over your trailer in Bumfuck, Kentucky, better not let anyone get your birthday EVER. But yeah, you just posted your entire work life on facebook and continuously google how to file registration numbers off of guns. But no, you've got one over on the government hiding our poo poo. I grow weary of dealing with people that are just ridiculously obtuse, paranoid, and all around huge pain in my rear end. If you don't have a debit card and you're posting on the forums, you need to have an unplanned rapid dis-assembly right now.
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VendaGoat posted:You're hating on cash. Its not cash in and of itself. Its people that make major purchases ONLY with cash. Like, how do you function. You literally can't use Amazon or most major retailers if you ONLY use cash. It means you're likely either unable or unwilling to balance a fuckin' checkbook, and are one lost wallet away from being on the street. Its just bad.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:31
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VendaGoat posted:I have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to stuff you in a locker. Pls don't  *picks lock with credit card trick*
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Jul 24, 2015 18:35
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Jastiger like Jase Tiger. Like suck my dick if you use cash for the majority of your transaction. Just lol, do you walk down to city hall and pay your electric bill with cash each month? Learn to loving auto pay, scrub.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:36
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Demonachizer posted:I don't pay my electric bill to city hall at all. What backwards commie shithole do you live in? I don't know what people that use cash do, I just guessed. Where the gently caress do cash people pay their bills? I don't know this stuff.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:41
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JebanyPedal posted:Did u like China's post? Was alright, I guess.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:43
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down with slavery posted:also im still laughing at looking down on people for not using a debit card, the shittiest form of e-money No I just look down at you and your honor culture.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:45
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down with slavery posted:down from where? ur warm corner in the doorway of the local YMCA? I just don't see how someone can, in any year after like, 2006, when Amazon and Ebay and all of these online directories that sell services from insurance to products like Real dolls can function in the world WITHOUT a form of paying for something remotely. Oh yeah, I want to get that awesome new game online! WHERE DO I GO WITH MY CASH!? GTFO with that noise. Awesome a Steam sale! Ok lemme get in my car, go to the ATM, withdraw money, go to the store, buy a steam gift card (AND PAY TAX ON IT), drive back home, input the code. OH NOES, I'm short a few bux, lets REDO THE ENTIRE THING AGAIN. Or, grab the debit/credit card, punch in the numbers, DONE. There is literally no way cash is superior to plastic/electronic funds in 2015 for most major transactions. You cut yourself out of like 80% of the economy when you refuse to get a FREE Debit card.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:59
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Demonachizer posted:Dr. Jason Tiger The Third.
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Jul 24, 2015 19:02
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Chinatown posted:i would ask why are you posting from a bar but its only noon so youre probably the only alcoholic there so far This is an extremely important question.
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Jul 24, 2015 19:12
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Everyone needs to look at dad gay, so what's example. He paid with debit, left a good tip, and doesn't have to worry about mis counted change. SWIPE and DONE. Like seriously this leads us to another topic. You go to the bar, and you're going to stay a while. YOu hand them your card and open a tab. DONE. If you're a cash fool you have to write down your drinks on some kind of pad like a caveman. Just give htem a debit card and have them tally it up at the end of the night. OH NOES you forgot it! FREE FROM THE BANK REPLACEMENT, FUCKER. You lose your cash, you're hosed. Are poors allergic to direct deposit or something?
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Jul 24, 2015 19:31
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bradzilla posted:lol you think bars can't open tabs for cash transactions how loving stupid are you Did you not see the part where I acknowledged that they can open one, it just takes more effort. How loving stupid are you that you can't read my very nuanced post, kill you're famil. CHRIST. dad gay. so what posted:i also usually have my card out before i get the tab because i like to be efficient and dont like chit chat if i have to look at the tab i probably shouldnt have been there in the first place. The classy drinker, right here. Have your card ready. Don't be all HUR HUR OH NOES LET ME GET OUT MY SWEATY STINKY CASH *Coins fall all over the floor* OH no I'm sorry, hang on let me pick all of that up *shits pants* Re Tipping: If you have cash you can "run out" and not have enough for a tip, making you a tremendous rear end in a top hat. Avoid this by using plastic, sucka.
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Jul 24, 2015 19:41
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ChairmanMeow posted:money order. Pfft. The only time you need cash is at the Casino (Use hte ATM sucka), at the strip club, or at the farmers market or some disconnected area. Everything else there is no reason you shouldn't at least have a debit card to make major transactions.
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Jul 25, 2015 18:54
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Its not even about credit or investing. Its about having the ability to budget and the self control to have access to your money and NOT spend it. I just can't think of a situation where not having a FREE debit card on hand is more beneficial than operating in cash/relying on ATMs/paying for money orders.
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Jul 25, 2015 19:40
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:If u dont use cash you dont deal drugs so who the gently caress are you anyway, some jesus fucker 4 sober living sliding your atm card into the jesus donation card scanner Sliding my debit card between your moms rear end cheeks is what I"m doing. She's so stupid she thinks I'm actually paying her for all the time we spent together last night. Just lol. *disinfects wallet*
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Jul 25, 2015 19:52
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down with slavery posted:shoulda used a credit card, now u cant charge her back when the crabs start acting up I punched in my PIN on her tits, poo poo. Someone is gonna Mission Impossible my finances. Demonachizer posted:Would it upset you to see a bunch of paper money OP? Only if it was in my hand. I'd be REALLY mad about that.
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Jul 25, 2015 19:56
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:Cool a joke from Family Guy, love that show They stole my joke?
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Jul 25, 2015 20:00
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:lol slide it in the prostitute's asscrack loving hilarious im laughing so hard Glad I could make you laugh, man:)
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Jul 25, 2015 20:04
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Razorwired posted:I think you mean a Nelly joke. Tip Drill came out like 5 years before the Family Guy episode. This is literally what I think of when I made the comment. Glad you got it  exethan posted:why don't you calm down and have a nice Iowa Chop I will, and I won't be rummaging through my wallet for a wad of sweaty cash to make the servers life harder. I'll swipe the card, write in a generous tip, and be on my way. Honestly I can kind of understand having some on hand for small expenditures. I Just don't get folks that REFUSE to use a bank or have some kind of allergy to direct deposit. NO NO I want to give 15% of my income to financial institutions in withdrawal charges, cash checking fees, money order fees, and handling fees! I am pulling a fast one on Big Brother!
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Jul 26, 2015 15:07
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toggle posted:i hope there is a big solar flare that knocks out all your precious debit card servers so my change filled velcro wallet will be the savior of man kind Lol jokes on you, my debit cards run off of solar flares.
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Jul 31, 2015 14:24
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Also its not just about Debit cards, its about using electronic payment options and using a bank/ non cash payments. Its just the way of the world now, its not 1955.
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Jul 31, 2015 14:25
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Quote-Unquote posted:Hmm op have you heard of bitcoin it is like money but it is backed by math instead of fraudulent fiat currency. It is easy to use and payments are instant and have no fees unlike your cave man debit cards Bitcoin is stupid for the same reasons cash only is stupid. If you can't access your poo poo, you can't buy anything. ANd if you DO want to access it, grats on paying someone for t he HONOR of withdrawing your own money. Its like thx for working here employee, we've deposited 5 bit coins into your account, good luck paying your rent idiot.
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Aug 2, 2015 21:28
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At least with plastic you have some recourse. Oh no dropped your wallet or misplaced a check? gently caress you pay me now. Oh yeah lemme just literally call in my bills. While your punk rear end takes the bus and hopes there isn't a line. Lol. It literally costs money to not have a bank account in today's world, more than it does to have one.
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Aug 3, 2015 02:17
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basement jihadist posted:also what the gently caress are you saying in that post besides the last line I'm saying people that refuse to get debit or credit or even checking accounts are intentionally hamstring ing themselves in today's modern market. They can't pay remotely, they rely on business hours, and there are far more things that can gently caress up a cash drop than a plastic card swipe.
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basement jihadist posted:oh yeah they would be dumb people. wow i thought you were saying debit cards/checking could do these things but CCs somehow lacked the ability for you to "pay remotely, they rely on business hours" The other thread made me come back to this one and I got mad all over again. But you're right. Should have put this in OP. If you're mugged, plastic protects you. Should probably put "In Debit/Credit we trust (fees may apply) on our money.
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