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welp here on the decoy sun mission things are really heating up
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Jul 24, 2015 20:03
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I want to explore the deep dark oceans of the new world. But since I don't know how to get down there safely I guess I'll just be a bathroom attendant.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:03
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Did somebody say bathysphere? hehe, well that certainly brings up some memories, it was summer and I was a young lad living in a particularly isolated wooded part of Maine when my brother on my mother's side of the family decided to buy a bathysphere from a funny old looking man named Simon. Oh wait, it was Sammy....nope, it WAS Simon that worked the flea market that would open up once a month, except the hot months of June and July you see. Hmmm, looks like rain, anyone want to come in for a popsicle?
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Jul 24, 2015 20:03
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*accidentally drinks the blue-green algae needed for oxidizing the atmosphere*
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Jul 24, 2015 20:04
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circ dick soleil posted:That ship was the decoy that flies into the sun. God drat it my luggage was on that flight
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Jul 24, 2015 20:05
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these bathyspheres are making me thirsty!
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Jul 24, 2015 20:07
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The Cubelodyte posted:God drat it my luggage was on that flight i found your luggage here on the decoy ship but its gonna have to fly into the sun w/ me
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Jul 24, 2015 20:08
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circ dick soleil posted:It's a fraction of the time mammals have existed on earth. Yeah but there have only been kuatos and dad gays for a decade or so; new kind of mammal where talking about here bud
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Jul 24, 2015 20:10
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After landing I slam a post into the alien VCR, it's niggerstomper58's and i start doing all the things in the post right along with him.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:10
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Kuato posted:Yeah but there have only been kuatos and dad gays for a decade or so; new kind of mammal where talking about here bud wtf you guys are only 10 yrs old? wtf
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Jul 24, 2015 20:10
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:wtf you guys are only 10 yrs old? wtf several decades I meant; were older and you snot nosed punks better respect your elders Sorry a senior moment about the 10
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Jul 24, 2015 20:12
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We should bring a mac loaded with a virus. You know, just in case poo poo gets real.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:14
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I'm really interested to know what life inside the sun is like. I already know what earth is like
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Jul 24, 2015 20:14
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Kuato posted:several decades I meant; were older and you snot nosed punks better respect your elders ok i just wanted to make sure im not talking to a bunch of kids
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Jul 24, 2015 20:17
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plus a spaceship is no place for 10 year olds
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Jul 24, 2015 20:17
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i forgot to mention that my cover as a science officer is fake and i am actually a space terrorist working for NISIS (ISIS NASA) and i regret to inform you that i have sabotaged the ship and i will be setting off a thermonuclear device in about 10 minutes . sry
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Jul 24, 2015 20:18
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haha glad im on the sun decoy
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:haha glad im on the sun decoy yeah you got lucky. see you in hell infidel
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Jul 24, 2015 20:19
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these bathyspheres are all full of nitroglycerine hehe
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Jul 24, 2015 20:19
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dad gay. so what posted:i forgot to mention that my cover as a science officer is fake and i am actually a space terrorist working for NISIS (ISIS NASA) and i regret to inform you that i have sabotaged the ship and i will be setting off a thermonuclear device in about 10 minutes . sry Oh that's what that was. I accidentally repurposed your thermonuke to propel the shuttle.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:20
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circ dick soleil posted:Oh that's what that was. I accidentally repurposed your thermonuke to power the shuttle. wrong again, space cowboy. your repurposing days are about to come to fiery end
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Jul 24, 2015 20:21
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dad gay. so what posted:i forgot to mention that my cover as a science officer is fake and i am actually a space terrorist working for NISIS (ISIS NASA) and i regret to inform you that i have sabotaged the ship and i will be setting off a thermonuclear device in about 10 minutes . sry Wow, I sure am glad I didn't count and the rest of the squids around here. I have my trusty virus loaded Mac. I'm on it, we're safe.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:21
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the bomb will be detonated in 5 seconds. praise allah
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Jul 24, 2015 20:22
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Uploads virus into handy bomb USB port.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:22
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dad gay. so what posted:wrong again, space cowboy. your repurposing days are about to come to fiery end And then we decoupled with it several thousand miles ago once the shuttle reached target velocity.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:22
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~fin~
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Jul 24, 2015 20:22
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i did the thing that ruins the plans of everyone else
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Jul 24, 2015 20:23
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Pulvis Sumus posted:I'm in charge of growing all the weed to make all of you loving space autists bearable. You are now Captain.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:24
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only i have what it takes to be the first man to poo poo on an alien world
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Jul 24, 2015 20:25
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in the endless vacuum of space, no one can hear you scream
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Jul 24, 2015 20:26
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everyone is dead
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Jul 24, 2015 20:26
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I uploaded my brain in its entirety into the ship's computer so technically I'm still alive.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:27
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I can shove things up my anus to tell if they are poisonous. Also I am good on computer.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:31
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I'm the Janitor who cucks the Captain.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:33
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sun ship we need you to reverse course because dgsw had a five guys fart
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dad gay. so what posted:everyone is dead You forgot about the guy under the ship holding on to the knife.
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