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dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.
This one will be a bit different.

Theists goons : Give a reason that there might not be a god.
Atheist goons: Give a reason that there might be a god.
Agnostic goons: gently caress.

Compare your rationale.

No bashing, please. Everyone has their opinion. We're all goons, here.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Jesus is real.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Hail Satan

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.

Bip Roberts posted:

Jesus is real.


gently caress.

edit: wait no im not agnostic

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


gods not real OP

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

icantfindaname posted:

gods not real OP
Ops not real ~ God

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Ops not real ~ God

Reals not god ~ Op

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Believing in God is a mental disorder.

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.

enraged_camel posted:

Believing in God is a mental disorder.

motherfucker you called yourself an aspie or sumshit

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


IMO polytheism is cool, and metaphysical religions like Buddhism or whatever are cool, but Abrahamic monotheism can go gently caress itself

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
If God was real, and just, would he allow OP to exist? QED

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.

Jagchosis posted:

If God was real, and just, would he allow OP to exist? QED

OP is such a loving retard


edit: oh wait im op

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I believe that god is real... real fake! Also god is pretty. Pretty ugly, that is!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
God is dead. The terribleness of this thread proves it!

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


"God is the sovereign creator and eternal ruler of all things and beings that exist, whether in the physical universe or in the spiritual realm (Heaven). Not only is God the creator and ruler of the things and beings within those two realms, but he is also the creator of the realms themselves. God created the physical universe, and before he acted in this creation, the universe did not exist. Likewise God did with the spiritual realm."[1]

[1]

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
God is simply the laws of nature. Nothing more.

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

None of this matters.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Have you considered the possibility that God exists and doesn't exist at the same time? You might think that's impossible, but he's God, he can do whatever he wants.

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.

Samuel Clemens posted:

Have you considered the possibility that God exists and doesn't exist at the same time? You might think that's impossible, but he's God, he can do whatever he wants.

you gave my mind a nice blowjob

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Hail Satan. This will only end in tearsshitposts.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


But actually god is so fake, that when you get a bunch of smart guys together and ask them if he's real, they say no.

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
God told me He doesn't exist and I believe the word of God so yeah. Case closed.

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.

snakeandbake posted:

God told me He doesn't exist and I believe the word of God so yeah. Case closed.

fothermucker im opening the case back up you dont close the case only i close the case who the hell do you think I am?

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
OP please discuss:



Also,


Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Hail Sithis!

Morroque
Mar 6, 2013
God is OP. Please nerf.

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.

Morroque posted:

God is OP. Please nerf.

not sure if god is overpowered,

i'm god,

or both.


stay on drugs, kids

foot
Mar 28, 2002

why foot why
cosmological argument op

Unseen
Dec 23, 2006
I'll drive the tanker
The universe has always existed. Accept John Gault as your personal savior.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
If god isn't real then may lightning strike me.

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.

Nintendo Kid posted:

If god isn't real then may lightning strike me.

yehhhboi

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Fact: Augustus Caesar existed.

Fact: Numerous Japanese Emperors existed before 1945.

Fact: Numerous rivers, oceans, trees and seas exist.

Since all of these are gods, I think the question of whether gods exist has been settled.

Based on these facts, anyone who isn't a hard, gnostic theist is absolutely bonkers loving crazy.

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

God posted:

Fact: I don't exist

That pretty much settles it.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
What about Maltheism? Or Apatheism?

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
*Grunts and hoots while waving arms about, then points to crude drawing of four circles atop a right angle*

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
Are those burning wheel angels real? That'd be cool.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Abner Cadaver II posted:

Are those burning wheel angels real? That'd be cool.

You can learn a lot about angels if you watch the excellent theological documentary 'Neon Genesis Evangelion'.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
All gods are real if there memories persist in the human conscious as was told in the holy tomes of Neil Gaiman's American God's also in that holy book is advice to be careful about the women you meet.

But really I'm hedging my bets and just being a good person because that will get me into whatever paradise afterlife exists. And really I'll be dead so if death is just a black void of nothingness its not like I'll be mad about being duped for years and years.

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Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

dlr posted:

This one will be a bit different.

Theists goons : Give a reason that there might not be a god.
Atheist goons: Give a reason that there might be a god.
Agnostic goons: gently caress.

Compare your rationale.

No bashing, please. Everyone has their opinion. We're all goons, here.

Well, our ideas could be wrong. Even a perfectly logical concept (not saying God is one) may not be reflective of reality.

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