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Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


It's weird that God or whatever vastly superior intelligence would really care about me in particular. Guess this isn't a very good argument for God sorry

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

I revere only my self. I am god.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Tips Fedora

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I worship the sky OP

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Tiberius Thyben posted:

You can learn a lot about angels if you watch the excellent theological documentary 'Neon Genesis Evangelion'.

Abrahamic monotheism is only acceptable through the lens of Japanese/Asian occidentalism

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.
to all the satan summoners in this thread, look at what the gently caress you did

LudaChris
Apr 26, 2010

Samuel Clemens posted:

Have you considered the possibility that God exists and doesn't exist at the same time? You might think that's impossible, but he's God, he can do whatever he wants.

According to Quantum Theory, God neither exists nor not exists until he is observed, at which point his quantum wave function collapses to a definite state.

/end thread

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


I'm apatheistic.

I give no shits and neither does this so called God.

We gotta meet up sometime.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Is the robot's design to give you poo poo for thinking about that cute girl in your class instead of Jesus?

Because I need it.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
I wish God was real so I can kill him and eat his godly heart.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Neo_Crimson posted:

I wish God was real so I can kill him and eat his godly heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o44_NA3syKA

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Holy Christ, I haven't seen this in forever.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

God doG
Dog God

Irrefutable evidence.
Disprove this not Atheistits

Blisster
Mar 10, 2010

What you are listening to are musicians performing psychedelic music under the influence of a mind altering chemical called...
I'm a theological non-cognitivist, OP.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





yes

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.
check my new avatar guys im ballin'

garbage dick be gone

Lacedaemonius
Jan 18, 2015

Rub a dub dub
Don't we need to define "god" before we can argue about it?

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Lacedaemonius posted:

Don't we need to define "god" before we can argue about it?

Uhh. He means the god that exists, idiot.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011
No one has convinced me I should care.

Groen
Oct 7, 2008
God is the only thing that exists.

Pantheism or gtfo.

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008
The Tao that can be expressed is not the true Tao, hth OP.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i choose gently caress op

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
sorry, i missed a comma there, i choose gently caress, op

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.

mandatory lesbian posted:

i choose gently caress op

mandatory lesbian posted:

sorry, i missed a comma there, i choose gently caress, op

thank you for your input, my cheeky rear end lesbo lover

also, thank you for that community knowledge. when i visited this thread logged out that was replaced with 'gently caress' , and now it's that.. wow

that's pretty interesting

i'm going to study the gently caress out of the SAclopedia

Mandy Thompson
Dec 26, 2014

by zen death robot
I won't deny the power of the holy spirit. i will however deny that He would be willing to send anyone to hell and consider the bible to be something taken with a grain of salt, being the oral traditions of revelation to the Jewish people that got muddy by politics and the concerns of the bronze age.

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Let' base all our social norms on that of primitive, ancient desert tribesmen who thought the world was flat. That sounds like a good idea.

Rule One: worship a Hebrew sky deity named "Yahweh", in exclusion to the thousands of other gods that humanity has conjured up since the dawn of time.

He's real because they said so. Sounds legit.

Bel_Canto
Apr 23, 2007

"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo."
i exclusively worship the indo-european sky god and believe that writing his name without the second laryngeal is a form of heresy. all who cannot reconstruct his name from its reflexes in latin, greek, and sanskrit will be damned to hell.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



If God ain't real then how is he always going around goddamming things then?

Check and mate athetits :smug:

itstime4lunch
Nov 3, 2005


clockin' around
the clock
god's omniscient and all-powerful, but he's a little insecure so he needs us to believe he exists. hth...

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

itstime4lunch posted:

god's omniscient and all-powerful, but he's a little insecure so he needs us to believe he exists. hth...

He also needs your money.

Thanks George Carlin

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Mandy Thompson posted:

I won't deny the power of the holy spirit. i will however deny that He would be willing to send anyone to hell and consider the bible to be something taken with a grain of salt, being the oral traditions of revelation to the Jewish people that got muddy by politics and the concerns of the bronze age.

I believe Orthodox/Eastern Christianity doesn't actually believe in original sin or hell and considers nonbelievers to just die whereas believers get absorbed into God's person or something

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
My understanding of orthodox Christianity is that everybody is in gods presence after they die. Whether that experience is pleasant or unpleasant depends on how they lived their life. But it does allow for salvation after death.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

dlr posted:

Atheist goons: Give a reason that there might be a god.

God is petty and malevolent.

Asshole Businessman
Aug 8, 2007
I heart Donald Trump.
Belief in god is lacking
- lack of evidence
- lack of imagination
- lack of skepticism
- lack of a morals if it's a religion

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

God doesn't believe in athiests... because he doesn't exist :smug:

Invalido
Dec 28, 2005

BICHAELING
Rejected gods are just as imaginary as any idol believed in or worshiped.

THE LORD GOD
Aug 7, 2015

by Ralp
One of my Angels has been pestering me for centuries to come talk to you humans. He feels bad for you. I've decided to reveal myself to humanity in the most obscure was possible, so this dead gay forum seemed like the right place.

Yes I exist.
Yes I created you.
No there is no afterlife. Mortals cease to exist at death.
No I don't give a poo poo about you. I'm busy in another galaxy right now.
I will not lower myself to speak to you again until you master FTL travel.

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

THE LORD GOD posted:

One of my Angels has been pestering me for centuries to come talk to you humans. He feels bad for you. I've decided to reveal myself to humanity in the most obscure was possible, so this dead gay forum seemed like the right place.

Yes I exist.
Yes I created you.
No there is no afterlife. Mortals cease to exist at death.
No I don't give a poo poo about you. I'm busy in another galaxy right now.
I will not lower myself to speak to you again until you master FTL travel.

How tall are you? Like really tall, or just pretty tall?

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E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

CommieGIR posted:

He also needs your money.

Thanks George Carlin

And a spaceship.

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