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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
lol gently caress that. rich people dont work, so neither will i. i call it radical equality

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

The Taint Reaper posted:

Millenials are too busy looking poo poo up on the Senran Kagura wiki instead of actually learning a desirable trade skill.

Senran Kagura is pretty great

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The Taint Reaper posted:

Millenials who claim to work real full time jobs really just spend 7 hours a day looking at their phone and then wonder why they never get a promotion.

Hi I'm a millenial and I just got promoted at my corporate job a month ago.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Just had a thought. At some point young people are gonna be like "A broken clock is right twice a day doesn't make any sense... a broken clock doesn't display any time!"

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

bradzilla posted:

Hi I'm a millenial and I just got promoted at my corporate job a month ago.

So they';re trusting you to get their lunches for them now? Wow that's a pretty big deal for a millenial, getting lunch for the people who actually work in real positions.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

reignofevil posted:

Just had a thought. At some point young people are gonna be like "A broken clock is right twice a day doesn't make any sense... a broken clock doesn't display any time!"

Genius. I'll never use that saying again.

Eerkik
Feb 13, 2010
millenial who works super hard in a lovely retail job because I got laid off doing construction checking in

gently caress this, it makes me never want to work again and go hop trains

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Hexel posted:

I was happy making $10 an hour in 1999.

$14.32 in todays wages so yeah not bad

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I work at an office. Am I one of the Good Ones yet?

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
there is no good ones because gently caress millenials

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

there is no good ones because gently caress millenials

We need to re-write the US constitution to say this.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXDmmvC5cXs

Vince agrees!

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Im a milenial and i dont work gently caress all yall
swag

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Taima posted:

I'm a programmer in silicon valley so I think I make up for like I dunno 5 other millennials

You don't

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Eerkik posted:

millenial who works super hard in a lovely retail job because I got laid off doing construction checking in

gently caress this, it makes me never want to work again and go hop trains

Don't hop trains, just hop infront of a train.

Eerkik
Feb 13, 2010

The Taint Reaper posted:

Don't hop trains, just hop infront of a train.

well I wouldn't really know what I'm doing so I'd probably crush a leg or get the poo poo kicked out of me by a rail cop so its likely its gonna end the same way anyway

dendy crew
Jun 1, 2011

Dendy!, Dendy!, We love Dendy! Dendy - Everyone plays it!

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.

The Taint Reaper posted:

Millenials who claim to work real full time jobs really just spend 7 hours a day looking at their phone and then wonder why they never get a promotion.

This is v true. Sometimes we get promoted anyway. People are really loving lazy, as a rule.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
taint reaped again

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
if you want a picture of the future of the workplace, imagine millenials training 50 years olds how to use excel forever

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
I think millennials are pretty cool OP. You just be :bahgawd:

filthy ditch
Jul 22, 2014


i agree with thte sentiments contained within this picture and hope all the 40 year old men of gbs realize having a job is gay

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i'm a millennial who makes 10/hr and i live like a goddamn king...i will run this country soon

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
78k in student loans and you work at Tim Horton's?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

the great deceiver posted:

i'm a millennial who makes 10/hr and i live like a goddamn king...i will run this country soon

Your bedroom is not a country, you're delusional and need to seek help.

Eggs
Apr 15, 2007
I have a STEM degree and am loving life :D

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I opted not to follow my dreams and got a computer science degree. Probably the only good decision I've ever made

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I thought this was going to be a dumb old man rant but he actually makes a good point about culturally institutionalized fear of failure

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

i loving hate millenials

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

The Taint Reaper posted:

Your bedroom is not a country, you're delusional and need to seek help.

you will be first against the wall mr reaper

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

The Taint Reaper posted:

yeah what is it?

tube filler ina hot dog factory

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

the great deceiver posted:

you will be first against the wall mr reaper

I refuse to die with my back to My Little Pony wallpaper.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

The Taint Reaper posted:

I refuse to die with my back to My Little Pony wallpaper.

then you will be dragged out to the public square to be hanged. they will make a vine of the platform falling out from under you and it will trend for like an hour or two

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

the great deceiver posted:

then you will be dragged out to the public square to be hanged. they will make a vine of the platform falling out from under you and it will trend for like an hour or two

Your public square is just a bathroom with a low ceiling, I'm too tall to be hanged.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

god drat milenials

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

The Taint Reaper posted:

Your public square is just a bathroom with a low ceiling, I'm too tall to be hanged.

alright well then gently caress it that's way too much effort i'm gonna go play ps4 and complain about the olds on one of my many extremely important social media accounts

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

The Taint Reaper posted:

I refuse to die with my back to My Little Pony wallpaper.

you can either die back to back with a cartoon pony vagina, or you die with one staring you in the face

this is called freedom of choice

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I thought that the thread was Millenials are still too lazy to get GBS.


Looks like I was both wrong and right.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
All these reaped taints are making me thirsty

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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
im a millenial i can do what i want

is what they always say

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