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people always told me i was lazy but then i grew up and saw millenials and was like "drat, son, THAT's loving lazy" and discovered that i was in fact narcoleptic. so thanks, millenials
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 getting up to take a piss right now
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Jul 25, 2015 23:46
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report: just got back to my posting rig before realizing i also have to take a dump, so gonna go do that now
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Jul 25, 2015 23:48
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dont know what's sadder if the op actually is an old successful gout-ridden businessman who wastes his time on something awful or if he's just pretending that's what he is
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Jul 25, 2015 23:58
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whats the over/under on ttr being an actual welfare queen who spends all his time shitposting and watching anime
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Jul 26, 2015 00:01
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I am a millennial, and I am gainfully employed, by the Gubmint. I do nerd poo poo with science at one of the national labs. Truth be told, it's probably the laziest science job I've had. I work ~40 hours a week, with crunch time going to straight hours back to me for vacation.
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Jul 26, 2015 00:35
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XMNN posted:dont know what's sadder if the op actually is an old successful gout-ridden businessman who wastes his time on something awful or if he's just pretending that's what he is Hes old and gout ridden. No one whos successful by any metric posts here.
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Jul 26, 2015 00:37
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Phobic Nest posted:$14.32 in todays wages so yeah not bad Please refrain from pointing out that climbing the ladder and breaking the bottom ten or so rungs on the way up is the main cause of recent college graduates not being able to find work. I'd rather revel in my assumed superiority and blame it on their laziness, TIA.
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Jul 26, 2015 01:23
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The Taint Reaper posted:Yeah they have a ton of loving openings harvesting produce and the only guys who applied are probably illegal immigrants because they don't speak a lick of english. these jobs dont pay well enough to live and are soul sucking and human beings deserve better 
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Jul 26, 2015 01:24
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i lust for millenial death tbqh
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Jul 26, 2015 01:24
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a messed up horse posted:i lust for millenial death tbqh
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Jul 26, 2015 01:25
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Jul 26, 2015 01:28
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hello if you are tooo old to be considered a millenial you need to get off the computer and raise your kids or have some kids or basically get off the loving computer you old human being nerds aids i have aids hahahah i have loving aids, everybody. you old rear end holes loving stupid computer IT loser retards
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Jul 26, 2015 01:32
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Lol if you don't realize that the instant your body starts to fail you you'll have millennial idiots wiping your rear end and feeding you pureed cat food
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Jul 26, 2015 01:36
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Affe mk2 posted:so far, this is the gayest thread possible
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Jul 26, 2015 01:37
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The Taint Reaper posted:Yeah they have a ton of loving openings harvesting produce and the only guys who applied are probably illegal immigrants because they don't speak a lick of english. If harvesting produce pays anything where you are what it does where i live, I can tell you exactly why immigrants are the ones that go for those jobs. It's minimum loving wage to kill yourself and no advancement
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Jul 26, 2015 01:37
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filthy ditch posted:hello if you are tooo old to be considered a millenial you need to get off the computer and raise your kids or have some kids or basically get off the loving computer you old human being nerds aids i have aids hahahah i have loving aids, everybody. you old rear end holes loving stupid computer IT loser retards
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Jul 26, 2015 01:37
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I said come in! posted:these jobs dont pay well enough to live and are soul sucking and human beings deserve better They're not soul sucking they help build character.
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Jul 26, 2015 01:39
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get a job you lazy rear end entitled millennials
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Jul 26, 2015 01:43
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OP is just mad that they aren't called the Pepsi Generation anymore.
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Jul 26, 2015 02:03
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that was gen x and their asses were spared our fate by bill clinton and the internet
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Jul 26, 2015 02:05
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hahaha gently caress you if i'm gonna get my college educated rear end out to some lovely field and pick fruits that'd be a hosed up thing to do when there are tons of mexicans who need that work to survive kinda lovely to be a college student and also a fruit picker honestly
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Jul 26, 2015 02:06
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when i was your age i installed a thing that watched me look at the internet and sent me a check in the mail for $.37 one time
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Jul 26, 2015 02:07
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my gender studies degree IS NOT EVEN USEFUL FOR BERRY PICKING
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Jul 26, 2015 02:10
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My brother has a PhD and was literally offered a job by Google with the opening, "We'd like to hire smart people". He refused it. 
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Jul 26, 2015 02:24
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dad gay. so what posted:im going to get a full body massage and hopefully a tug n suck. hahaha whats his name
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Jul 26, 2015 02:26
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dad gay. so what posted:his name is gary oh, cool, thanks.
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Jul 26, 2015 02:27
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i didnt get a tug n suck 
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Jul 26, 2015 02:27
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School Nickname posted:My brother has a PhD and was literally offered a job by Google with the opening, "We'd like to hire smart people". Did they make him watch Fight Club during Interview 6 out of 20? They're Gen-X as gently caress I bet they did.
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Jul 26, 2015 02:28
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but i paid with a debit card!
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Jul 26, 2015 02:28
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mind the walrus posted:Did they make him watch Fight Club during Interview 6 out of 20? They're Gen-X as gently caress I bet they did. He never applied for anything, just had a PhD in Math and a self-taught knowledge of working servers. Google literally called him and he told them, "Your job is not in my field" and hung up.
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Jul 26, 2015 02:30
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SocketWrench posted:If harvesting produce pays anything where you are what it does where i live, I can tell you exactly why immigrants are the ones that go for those jobs. It's minimum loving wage to kill yourself and no advancement  they don't pay illegal immigrants minimum wage. Why don't millenials pick lettuce for $2/hour? loving lazy kids! I flipped burgers for $1.25/hour in 1967! 
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Jul 26, 2015 02:37
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all these numbers here makes me lol at america student debt? 7 dollars minimum wage? What the hell is up with you guys, I made almost 18 dollar at fast food right out of high school and uni barely costs anything.
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Jul 26, 2015 02:39
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maybe we can give you 30 million immigrants
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Jul 26, 2015 02:42
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Fonzarelli posted:What the hell is up with you guys, I made almost 18 dollar at fast food right out of high school and uni barely costs anything. A livable minimum wage would bankrupt all the companies that based their business model on paying their employees non-livable wages. Also if getting a four year degree doesn't put you in crippling debt for life you won't learn how to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
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Jul 26, 2015 02:43
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what do you call a bird of prey that is too lazy to work? the millennial falcon haha!
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Jul 26, 2015 02:45
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I want to loving die
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Jul 26, 2015 02:45
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Geoj posted:A livable minimum wage would bankrupt all the companies that based their business model on paying their employees non-livable wages. Four years? Its only three here. Do you guys have to do a bunch of high school again to make up for people who went to a lovely high school or something?
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Jul 26, 2015 02:47
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I did mine in 3 here. I know a few who took 5, though.
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Jul 26, 2015 02:53
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Fonzarelli posted:Four years? Its only three here. Do you guys have to do a bunch of high school again to make up for people who went to a lovely high school or something? They intentionally make high school useless so you have to spend a poo poo load at university to know anything
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