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tired of getting chased down by the cops shot at arrested we need a spot where we can kick it something something nra
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Jul 25, 2015 20:25
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once i hiked myself to near dehydration but then i found a creek and was fine
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Jul 25, 2015 20:26
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tried to evade the police on my motorcycle while drunk, rode through the middle of town at 140mph while running red lights, then crashed none the worse for wear aside from being arrested
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Jul 25, 2015 20:26
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i bench pressed two 5lb dumbbells without a spotter once, it was harrowing
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Jul 25, 2015 20:35
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a man put a gun in my mouth and asked me why I deserved to live. I said "because I'm not afraid to die" and he took the gun out and left
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Jul 25, 2015 21:51
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You were able to say that with a gun in your mouth? drat good speaking skills, son.
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Jul 25, 2015 21:59
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One time I smoked so much kush I thought I died
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Jul 25, 2015 21:59
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I'm in vietnam and the police are looking for me, any advice
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Jul 25, 2015 22:00
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choked on someones cock and cum
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Jul 25, 2015 22:00
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i used to climb up and down the almost-sheer sides of the gorge behind our house using saplings for handholds or just digging my hand into the dirt. never thought anything of it until one day my brother and i were hanging out with the kids who lived next door and tried it and they were like "holy poo poo how are you not dead already" it's either that or the time i almost choked on a popsicle, which doesn't sound nearly as cool
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Jul 25, 2015 22:05
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Once i blew up a mailbox and the rear end in a top hat in the house chased my friends and me around with a baseball bat. Another time my friend fell almost into a chasm (5 meters and beton with broken glass at the bottom) and i grabbed his hand and almost fell as well, he was like "nono i can make it you will fall" and i said "stfu climb up u crazy?" I was like 10. Danger recently? I got robbed by some rear end in a top hat on cocaine. He stole my loving playstation1. Never leave the house without a weapon i tell you. If you wonder thats all Berlin. FunkyFlashman fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Jul 25, 2015 |
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Jul 25, 2015 22:06
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once I thought a brown recluse bit my penis. also once I rolled an atv down a hill after speeding way too fast and was all cut up and poo poo. I rolled a couple times when I hit the bottom which is fortunate because the massive rear end atv landed exactly where I was a second earlier
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Jul 25, 2015 22:08
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i had a ticket for one of the 9/11 planes but i had a bad cold so Abdulaziz al-Omari took my spot
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Jul 25, 2015 22:12
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possibly getting aids after I barebacked your dad op
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Jul 25, 2015 22:12
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dog buttz posted:a man put a gun in my mouth and asked me why I deserved to live. I said "because I'm not afraid to die" and he took the gun out and left whoa. mad props yo. 
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Jul 25, 2015 22:15
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I got stuck inside a sunken ship. Probably that
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Jul 25, 2015 22:19
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ate an uncooked hot dog
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Jul 25, 2015 22:19
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I got in a barehanded fight with a moose once, in my defense, she started it.
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Jul 25, 2015 22:24
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i found a spider in the shower omce
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Jul 25, 2015 22:36
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Almost ran out of air on a scuba dive
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Jul 25, 2015 22:54
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i hit a deer on a motorcycle going 50mph but only broke my leg. the deer died tho so owned idiot deer
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Jul 25, 2015 22:59
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Enfield posted:i found a spider in the shower omce
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Jul 25, 2015 23:03
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i once choked on some food, i lost the feeling in my left arm and was about to pass out  thanks to coca cola i'm alive.
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Jul 25, 2015 23:03
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Bishop posted:I got stuck inside a sunken ship. Probably that Cool
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Jul 25, 2015 23:10
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Enfield posted:i hit a deer on a motorcycle going 50mph but only broke my leg. the deer died tho so owned idiot deer Did u suck the deer off?
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Jul 25, 2015 23:11
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I fell off a cliff. somehow I didn't die or even get hurt. I still cringe thinking about that. I was at a party once in high school and a dude pulled out an uzi because someone wasn't taking him seriously. I don't know that I was in danger there but I left anyway.
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Jul 25, 2015 23:13
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- Almost drowned once while saving a stupid fat kid that couldn't swim but jumped off the diving board anyway. - Was hit by a speeding police car when I crossed the road on my bicycle. - Was shot at my some crazy crack dealer when we tried to remove one of his dealer minions from our garden. - Got woken up with a Kalashnikov to the temple by some Yugo thugs that the landlord of the building we squatted hired to kick us out. So yeah, I'm pretty much living on borrowed time at the moment...
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Jul 25, 2015 23:21
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Had to sit next to a black man on the bus.
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Jul 25, 2015 23:22
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I.N.R.I posted:Did u suck the deer off? ya
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Jul 25, 2015 23:25
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Just lit up a cigarette. I like to live dangerously.
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Jul 25, 2015 23:25
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Morkies posted:Had to sit next to a black man on the bus. drat. I'd probably poo poo myself if I ever saw one not on tv. So mad props.
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Jul 25, 2015 23:34
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Had a flare fired at my head Fell off a moving vehicle Fell on my back from 20 feet Electrocuted Kissed a girl Marriage Divorce Marriage Live in Tampa
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Jul 25, 2015 23:42
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I.N.R.I posted:in real life i mean. I got arrested for shoplifting irl once that's about it
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Jul 25, 2015 23:42
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Zombie Boat posted:Live in Tampa 
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Jul 26, 2015 00:22
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My best friend was shot and killed three feet from me. I didn't know it at the time because we were both running and the guy with the gun was pretty far off and not aiming at us. Just a stray bullet. I heard him fall, but I thought he had tripped on some firewood I had just hopped over. I started laughing. I didn't figure out what happened until later when people were asking me what happened because they saw us together as he died.
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Jul 26, 2015 00:32
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Life is dangerous but also full of beautY if uknow where to look 
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Jul 26, 2015 00:37
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I got carjacked at gunpoint once and when I jumped out and took the keys with me the guy chased me for several blocks on foot. That was sorta scary, and I smoke far too much to be running like that. About 16 months ago I had a heart attack and while recovering my catheter blocked and I became septic, and my liver, kidneys, heart and respiratory system shut down and I had to be revived with a defibrillator, but was comatose for nearly two months. That's it, I guess. Nothing big or as scary as some of y'alls stories.
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Jul 26, 2015 00:39
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My coffee was extra hot today
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Jul 26, 2015 00:46
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i was a toddler playing outside and there was a water moccasin three feet away from me my mom grabbed me then my dad killed the snake with a hoe
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