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Which car is the coolest and sexiest?
PT Cruiser
Kia Soul
Nissan Cube
Scion xB
Honda Element
Literally any other car
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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
more like PT LOSER am i right

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Goldie The Mack
Nov 25, 2005

Go on and stick yo' seff
No love for the Suzuki Sidekick/Geo Tracker?! Obviously OP doesn't know cool cars.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Seriously though those Kia hamster commercials are the worst. I dated a girl once who liked them because she thought the hamsters were cute and that's when I knew I had to end it

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield


only $1.1m

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Lol.

Still not as bad as a PT Cruiser.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity




Ahahaha it looks like a melted car sculpture

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
imagine you want a more muscular nissan cross cabriolet, and you designed it yourself and sue everyone who says a bad thing about it

imagine the donald trump of cars

that's that car

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Whirlwind Jones posted:

You live in Des Moines, the PT Cruiser of cities lmao.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






Later, nerds.
*shifts into hyperdrive*
You feel that v-tec kickin' in, artoo?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
it looks like a sneaker

why do so many cars look like sneakers

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i had a really pretentious english lit professor who would read anglo-saxon poetry in an affected danish accent who drove a PT cruiser

naem
May 29, 2011

Honda Civic si thoughts??

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

naem posted:

Honda Civic si thoughts??

sucker

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club

hell loving yes!!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food



just cruisin up and down main street all night long

Mr. Clark2
Sep 17, 2003

Rocco sez: Oh man, what a bummer. Woof.

Cuckoo posted:

Ahahaha it looks like a melted car sculpture

I've actually seen this thing parked in Los Angeles. It's even uglier in person.

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
1989 Pontiac Stinger!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MrIv1JDlhg

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

https://screen.yahoo.com/adobe-000000741.html

rip phil

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
that looks like something the teenage mutant ninja turtles would drive

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp


Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Are you actually psysopmonkey or some kind of imposter?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.


cars aren't cool, they're poo poo

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
bikes are cool but cars are maybe cooler because you can not die when an old lady mistakes the gas for the brake, pulls out and tbones you

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Somehow those other cars in the OP make the PT Cruiser look less terrible.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

My 1st car had a lil blinky light on the indicator switch and a hood ornament that lit up at night and you'll never guess what it was.

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Omi-Polari posted:

it looks like a sneaker

why do so many cars look like sneakers

only if you mean the kobe 2

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

You need passengers for scale so you can see just how offensive this abomination is.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
^^ loving lol

It's like some game artist made an asset without checking to see how tall the NPCs were

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpkmPvYN6g8

Matey posted:



just cruisin up and down main street all night long

Hellyeah Suzuki Samurais own. I submit its radder cousin the Geo Tracker

Yodzilla fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Jul 27, 2015

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




my favorite part of this is how the front just looks like a hosed up chevy cavalier

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice
Chevrolet SSR is pretty fugly.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

so this thing will never leave that parking lot. would like to see it drive though

Toadvine fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Aug 24, 2015

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
The xB is loving massive inside. I am 6' tall and felt like a dwarf in the backseat

naem
May 29, 2011


How comme

Crash74
May 11, 2009

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Missed one, OP.




CHEVY HHR. Combines the PT Cruiser with a windowless van.

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011

naem posted:

Honda Civic si thoughts??

It's a good car, but no one likes good cars, they like SUVs and Bluetooth touchscreen infotaimment

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah the hhr is on the list. But isn't as popular as the others.

It just amazing that people buy these on purpose.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Cubey posted:

my favorite part of this is how the front just looks like a hosed up chevy cavalier

my favorite part is how every angle is a sufficient case for God to smite every one of us

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My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

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