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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Outside of certain circumstances (drunk, paid) why the gently caress would anyone gently caress an uggo? Are they just that desperate for kids or are they only doing it to satisfy society's expectations? If they wanted company they could get a dog and if they wanted to get their rocks off, well they could do that alone.

tl;dr: angry broken uggo wishes they could opt out of social oppression rathen than gently caress a fellow uggo.

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Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
in the dark, all cats are grey

this is a metaphor do not gently caress cats

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I have low self-esteem.

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014
Because I'm a hero :eng101:

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Three Olives posted:

I have low self-esteem.

Does loving uggos not lower it further?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Benny Harvey posted:

Outside of certain circumstances (drunk, paid) why the gently caress would anyone gently caress an uggo? Are they just that desperate for kids or are they only doing it to satisfy society's expectations? If they wanted company they could get a dog and if they wanted to get their rocks off, well they could do that alone.

tl;dr: angry broken uggo wishes they could opt out of social oppression rathen than gently caress a fellow uggo.

ask your parents OP

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

spacemang_spliff posted:

ask your parents OP

Well my dad's dead and my mum is a fundie so she was in it for the procreation.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
why not? is what Im thinkin

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Benny Harvey posted:

Does loving uggos not lower it further?

It's a vicious cycle

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
an uggo's vagina feels as good as a hottie's

now why do people gently caress mothers is the real question

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


ben_franklin.txt

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
I only fux goons

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

how else are you gonna get any, op?

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

because if you're at all good looking, they'll let you do what you want and you'll know that you set the bar and it's unlikely any other man that will settle for her will reach it

s'all about being in control

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
this thread was not about what I thought it was about, I will take my leave

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

gotta gently caress somethin'

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
feels good man

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
said that any love is good love
so i took what i could get

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

your hand ask itself this question every day op

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
idk op, maybe you could ask your dad?

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
Practice.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Benny Harvey posted:

Outside of certain circumstances (drunk, paid) why the gently caress would anyone gently caress an uggo? Are they just that desperate for kids or are they only doing it to satisfy society's expectations? If they wanted company they could get a dog and if they wanted to get their rocks off, well they could do that alone.

tl;dr: angry broken uggo wishes they could opt out of social oppression rathen than gently caress a fellow uggo.

Ask your dad.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
The right combination of political correctness and being horny can convince you that looks don't matter - temporarily.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Hey OP maybe you should ask your mother and father the question posed in the OP, because both of them were ugly, is what I'm saying.

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
I only gently caress Eggos, little tip warm the syrup first

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Gotta gently caress something

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
goons dont understand love story at 11

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Nefarious posted:

an uggo's vagina feels as good as a hottie's

now why do people gently caress mothers is the real question

Because tight cunts are overrated and there's nothing like a gaping gash to just pound away at.


Fojar38 posted:

goons dont understand love story at 11

And it just so happens that people fall in love with other people of the same level of attractiveness. Sorry for not drinking the Kool Aid I guess.


Demonachizer posted:

Ask your dad.

I would but he's too busy sodomizing all your dead relatives in hell.

DisposableHero
Feb 25, 2005
bah weep granna weep ninny bong
Because believe it or not you will not actually run out of fucks to give.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
beats jerking off

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Poor self esteem, desperation, and the fact that fugmos are more likely to do the really nasty, vile, kinky poo poo that is required to coax an erection out of the average goon who has wanked his cock into insensibility looking at regular porn and needs harder and harder poo poo just to get his rocks off.



She'll probably let you poo poo on her chest, boys. Go nuts.

MrFkingGrimey
Jul 12, 2015

This is not where I parked my car.
someone has to do it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
whats an uggo you cloud seeding millennial :argh:

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Breetai posted:

Poor self esteem, desperation, and the fact that fugmos are more likely to do the really nasty, vile, kinky poo poo that is required to coax an erection out of the average goon who has wanked his cock into insensibility looking at regular porn and needs harder and harder poo poo just to get his rocks off.



She'll probably let you poo poo on her chest, boys. Go nuts.

Freak

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Benny Harvey posted:

Because tight cunts are overrated and there's nothing like a gaping gash to just pound away at.


the gently caress?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Nefarious posted:

the gently caress?

having hosed the ops mom i can confirm its true

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Three Olives posted:

I have low self-esteem.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

faster, farther.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
they themselves are the uggos of their own mind

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Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
They have to be good at the sex. They don't have anything else going for them. That's what I heard from friends who have had sex.

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