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Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Its my sisters 20th birthday and she's rented a locale for it. Im here as a sort of cleaner, bouncer, helper dude. Its dull and annoying. Most of them arent too bad but still.

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Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

My point being that helping family is dumb and stupid and i wish i was an only child. No just kidding. But they play the bad music

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

get laid.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

your the new mod of gbs?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Call the cops on them for underage drinking.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Parents who host lose the most

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

NecroMonster posted:

your the new mod of gbs?

Haha

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Call the cops on them for underage drinking.

Theyre all legal. Its 18 here

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Attitude Indicator posted:

Theyre all legal. Its 18 here

Sorry you live in Fagistan.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

NecroMonster posted:

your the new mod of gbs?

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Somone lost their phone and wants me to help find it. No.
Another fell aslep in the toilet stall and i sent him home. This is my life

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Sorry you live in Fagistan.

Its not too bad. Free prostate exams. I say free but i pay for them thru taxes :sadface:

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
They prob are all texting each other about the weirdo old guy loser who is creepy and goes to post on his poo poo website instead of having things of his own to do besides hang out with his sister.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Instead of posting try to nail a 20 year old this isn't complicated

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

They prob are all texting each other about the weirdo old guy loser who is creepy and goes to post on his poo poo website instead of having things of his own to do besides hang out with his sister.

You dont know me man

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Bishop posted:

Instead of posting try to nail a 20 year old this isn't complicated

Gross

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


Start a shot drinking competition, send the winners home for vomiting.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

xlevus posted:

Start a shot drinking competition, send the winners home for vomiting.

Done and done allready. They had a bunch of lovely tequila. I cant drink cause im also driving people later.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Lol seriously why is this even a question. Start a game of Spin the Bottle or get a game of Twister going.....it'll all take care of itself, friend

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


Correct.



Wrong, see above.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
if you touch one of those girls op, you're a rapist

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

I dont wanna be a rapist.
I also dont really want to creep on my sisters friends

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Attitude Indicator posted:

Theyre all legal. Its 18 here

pedophile spotted

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
find one alone passed out, piss on their crotch, never tell anyone about it ever

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you better be gettimg paid/drunk

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Attitude Indicator posted:

I dont wanna be a rapist.
I also dont really want to creep on my sisters friends

Hmm, yah all sex is rape. Good point. Sorry about your loss

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

how old are you

Im 28 and while 20 year olds are kinda young theyre still somewhat ok for me to bang

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Piss in the beer, they won't notice

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Someone punched o hole in the wall in the handicap toilets. Disabled people can get angry too!

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

it's only creepy if you date 20 year olds, op

sex is fine

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Enfield posted:

you better be gettimg paid/drunk

Nope. Im just helping out to be nice to my sister. Im such a morob

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
So basically you are your sister's bitch.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Son of Rodney posted:

how old are you

Im 28 and while 20 year olds are kinda young theyre still somewhat ok for me to bang

Age is not the point. I dont want my sisters friends telling her "lol your brother cries during sex" on monday

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Attitude Indicator posted:

Age is not the point. I dont want my sisters friends telling her "lol your brother cries during sex" on monday

Who cares? You still hosed one of your sister's friends, and that's what counts.

p.s. don't cry during sex, that's just weird.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Machai posted:

Piss in the beer, they won't notice

Some of them are drinking budweiser so theyre allready ahead of me.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Infidel Castro posted:

Who cares? You still hosed one of your sister's friends, and that's what counts.

p.s. don't cry during sex, that's just weird.

Its either that or laughing like dr evil.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
smoke weed :weed:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Attitude Indicator posted:

Its either that or laughing like dr evil.

Do that. I bet that's one loving she won't soon forget.

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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Attitude Indicator posted:

I dont wanna be a rapist.
I also dont really want to creep on my sisters friends

human being.

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