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Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

You can't sign up for those duties then act like a babby also why are you driving people u shoulda got hosed up too

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

opus111 posted:

human being.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

i dont wanna be a creepy weirdo who bangs people at the peak of their physical attractivness - some kind of human being retard

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Crazyweasel posted:

You can't sign up for those duties then act like a babby also why are you driving people u shoulda got hosed up too

A series of bad decisions has led me to this night.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
no one is asking the important question: how fat are these girls?

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

You guys are mean. I just wanted some support on my whining about stuff i voluntered to do.

Most are not fat, by the way

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
you should introduce your sister and her friends to methamphetamine, happy bday lil sis

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
man

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Attitude Indicator posted:

You guys are mean. I just wanted some support on my whining about stuff i voluntered to do.

Most are not fat, by the way

Play pin the knife in the cervix. It's a real hit at my "get-togethers"

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Zombie Boat posted:

Play pin the knife in the cervix. It's a real hit at my "get-togethers"

I prefer "spot the serial killer" but i cant find a mirror

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
my advice:

post a really bad thread about it


upon further inspection i can see im not needed here

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Attitude Indicator posted:

Someone punched o hole in the wall in the handicap toilets. Disabled people can get angry too!

Disabled people are constantly angry. Especially the ones that aren't full cripples but have mental stuff like sad brains or fibromalgyia or morgelons. Real cripples are more chill.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i have to hang out with a bunch of drunk girls and boy are my arms tired. im also a gay human being goon ..

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
(that was the op btw)

Peroxide Cowboy
Nov 30, 2013

This thread is unfunny.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
(the virgin who will never get laid and the real reason hes pissed is cause he isnt in his cave )

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

(the virgin who will never get laid and the real reason hes pissed is cause he isnt in his cave )

The humidity here is all wrong, i feel dry and sad

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Peroxide Cowboy posted:

This thread is unfunny.

If yoy read closer youll see it should be goldmined

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

The music is just a bunch of bleeps and bloops. Not a single trombone to be heard.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

FreudianSlippers posted:

Disabled people are constantly angry. Especially the ones that aren't full cripples but have mental stuff like sad brains or fibromalgyia or morgelons. Real cripples are more chill.

Honestly i cant blame em.
Anyway, just had to dig a fairly deep hole. This party is going sonewhere!

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Pics of these girls plz so goons can properly assess them. Doesn't have to be your sister

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
are you drink yet

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
eh, its best to keep ya nose clean *wipes snot off ops nose*

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
20 year olds don't need babysitting, weirdo

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Post a selfie from there OP. We will judge your clothing choices and ability to mate with these fine young womyn

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
if you don't get laid tonight you might as well self-castrate and lock yourself in a (edit: room) cave for the rest of your life.

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK

Attitude Indicator posted:

I dont wanna be a rapist.
I also dont really want to creep on my sisters friends

so they're fat? it's OK, op, my older sister only hung with fatties. i called them "The Herd"

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Ive wiped down the gardening tools.
Best not post pictures no.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
out drink them or shut the gently caress uppppppppppppppp OP

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




OP apparently getting butthurt about not being able to gently caress his sister's friends (probably because he is a fat goon) and is now trying to turn this into a dumb gimmick thread.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
post your dick, OP

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
op pics or shens

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

babypolis posted:

i dont wanna be a creepy weirdo who bangs people at the peak of their physical attractivness - some kind of human being retard
Lol if your genetics and lifestyle are so lovely that your looks peak at the age of 20.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Secks Cauldron posted:

Lol if your genetics and lifestyle are so lovely that your looks peak at the age of 20.

Im 47 and ive never looked better

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Infidel Castro posted:

OP apparently getting butthurt about not being able to gently caress his sister's friends (probably because he is a fat goon) and is now trying to turn this into a dumb gimmick thread.

I am pretty upset about the whole deal

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Attitude Indicator posted:

Im 47 and ive never looked better

post a pic of your body, completely naked - from the neck down

also post a close up of you penis and a closeup of your rear end in a top hat

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

if you can't just lmao

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

post a pic of your body, completely naked - from the neck down

also post a close up of you penis and a closeup of your rear end in a top hat

Youre very eager

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Infidel Castro posted:

p.s. don't cry during sex, that's just weird.

mace hurts

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Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.
babies only drink milk! You're a bad babysitter.

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