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Ivor Biggun posted:I don't think I've ever wanted to punch a film student before weird
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Gatekeeper posted:did zizek ever talk about prometheus or the alien movies? i'd prefer audio/video but text is ok, i can imagine the snorts and gurgles myself If you like Zizek then you should probably just kill yourself.
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Yeah, bro, yeah Immortan posted:If you like Zizek then you should probably just kill yourself. Yeah and also if you don't like him kill yourself + your family.
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Jul 28, 2015 01:04
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i like zizek i think hes really entertaining
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Black Bones posted:
You are a really bad poster, but it looks like you enjoy your retard shtick, so more power to you
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Jul 28, 2015 01:37
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it did. It's not like he's posting random shots from movies that have no relationship to Prometheus - it's a lineage
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huh turns out prometheus is good, all I had to do was watch this 30-minute youtube companion video and read 20 pages of fan exposition on the internet for the movie to make sense
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Happy Bear Suit posted:huh turns out prometheus is good, all I had to do was watch this 30-minute youtube companion video and read 20 pages of fan exposition on the internet for the movie to make sense It doesn't need to make sense to make sense nerd
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Happy Bear Suit posted:huh turns out prometheus is good, all I had to do was watch this 30-minute youtube companion video and read 20 pages of fan exposition on the internet for the movie to make sense you're just an artard, don't worry about it, sometimes people need strategy guides for their moving pictures
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Immortan posted:If you like Zizek then you should probably just kill yourself. i will do no such thing slawdog zizek is entertaining and funny you silly toilet
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Jul 28, 2015 02:31
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mc noomi the rap ace
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moose face posted:It doesn't need to make sense to make sense nerd What doesn't make sense in Prometheus? I guess if I were to rely on memes to think/speak, art would probably appear confusing and maddening. Luckily, there is another way - choose to walk the strong and virile path of the drama class jock!
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Jul 28, 2015 03:32
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this movie was so good i loved it
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Jul 28, 2015 03:40
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i totally get you brah
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Black Bones posted:What doesn't make sense in Prometheus? It made sense to me, it was just the makeup thing
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Jul 28, 2015 03:46
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DEATH TO ALL NERDS!!! is what I shout when I put Prometheus into the dvd player
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Happy Bear Suit posted:huh turns out prometheus is good, all I had to do was watch this 30-minute youtube companion video and read 20 pages of fan exposition on the internet for the movie to make sense That's been my complaint too but the movie was still okay without the additional exposition. If Ridley had opted not to make a sequel and left all the cut stuff in, we probably would've got a lot more cohesive plot and a movie that may have stood next to Aliens 1 and 2. BUT HE DIDN'T SO WHATCHA GONNA DO???
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but seriously tho im excited for The Martian and i hope ridley scott will do a good job at typecasting matt damon as a marooned astronaut.
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I ENJOY FUCKENING!!!
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The Informant was a great movie
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boom boom boom posted:The Informant was a great movie It truly was a great film
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:That's been my complaint too but the movie was still okay without the additional exposition. If Ridley had opted not to make a sequel and left all the cut stuff in, we probably would've got a lot more cohesive plot and a movie that may have stood next to Aliens 1 and 2. I'm going to continue to think it was bad, and also complain about how bad it was online. But the alien abortion scene was pretty good so I'll guess I'll cut it some slack. What the hell does the sequel involve though ? Rapace and fassbender-head zoom into the babyface home planet where they have everything explained to them like neo and the architect? Because that blows. Do they go for the same sort of thriller? In that case they will need some disposable crew so probably they will say that rapace's ship went into hypersleep and was discovered by a crew of space miners decades later. I would actually like that last bit if they weave it into some weird metafiction.
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Happy Bear Suit posted:huh turns out prometheus is good, all I had to do was watch this 30-minute youtube companion video and read 20 pages of fan exposition on the internet for the movie to make sense Same, except I understood it immediately. without those things. 
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the sequel is hardcore pornography film where Noomi's vagina, mouth, and rear end in a top hat are openly ravaged by a disembodied fassbender. this occurs for 90 minutes, uninterrupted. the movie releases to lukewarm reviews but is eventually given a 74% Certified Fresh rating on rotten tomatoes. internationally the film turns a small profit and is considered a success by the hollywoood Jewish oligarchy.
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:the sequel is hardcore pornography film where Noomi's vagina, mouth, and rear end in a top hat are openly ravaged by a disembodied fassbender. this occurs for 90 minutes, uninterrupted. the movie releases to lukewarm reviews but is eventually given a 74% Certified Fresh rating on rotten tomatoes. nerds complain that there wasn't enough exposition. immersion in noomi ruined
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Same, except I understood it immediately. without those things. Looks like SMG really wants to make his presence in a Prometheus thread but knows better than to post his typical poo poo outside of CineD. I guess constantly posting tangentially related gifs is some kind of substitute. Someone with archives should dig up that CD thread. Or not. Good lord, the mountain of turbonerd bullshit surpassed Mt. Everest at record speed. Here's a gif from a movie almost as good as Prometheus: 
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Rapace and fassbender-head crash on another planet where they go through a higher budget, visually stunning, but ultimately less coherent version of the final sequence of space odyssey. They become God of their own universe, but as a dualistic occasionally adversarial occasionally lovers yin-yang type of a deal. Fassbender-head, granted the freedom to reproduce in a more meaningful way than even humanity could grant him, ends up switching away from his nihilistic views and becomes the life creating force. Rapace, driven mad by her quest for god, seeks to destroy their universe in the hope that cosmic death will deliver her to 'the real god'. In their competing plans they end up creating life 'inspired by' the babyfaces, then black goo, and consequently mankind. Maybe the black goo is rapace's tears or their mingled blood or something. Still feuding with each other they accidentally seed the historical evidence that led to them discovering the Prometheus site in the first film, revealing to the audience that they were actually God of our universe all along and were responsible for their own creation ouroboros style. Seeing this allows them both to understand the other's position and they find taostic harmony.
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Moon Atari posted:Rapace and fassbender-head crash on another planet where they go through a higher budget, visually stunning, but ultimately less coherent version of the final sequence of space odyssey. They become God of their own universe, but as a dualistic occasionally adversarial occasionally lovers yin-yang type of a deal. Fassbender-head, granted the freedom to reproduce in a more meaningful way than even humanity could grant him, ends up switching away from his nihilistic views and becomes the life creating force. Rapace, driven mad by her quest for god, seeks to destroy their universe in the hope that cosmic death will deliver her to 'the real god'. 10
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Former Human posted:
I don't think it exists anymore.
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Former Human posted:Looks like SMG really wants to make his presence in a Prometheus thread but knows better than to post his typical poo poo outside of CineD. I guess constantly posting tangentially related gifs is some kind of substitute. Could you elaborate on this? 
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Moon Atari posted:Rapace and fassbender-head crash on another planet where they go through a higher budget, visually stunning, but ultimately less coherent version of the final sequence of space odyssey. They become God of their own universe, but as a dualistic occasionally adversarial occasionally lovers yin-yang type of a deal. Fassbender-head, granted the freedom to reproduce in a more meaningful way than even humanity could grant him, ends up switching away from his nihilistic views and becomes the life creating force. Rapace, driven mad by her quest for god, seeks to destroy their universe in the hope that cosmic death will deliver her to 'the real god'.
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rapaceflex_2.gif justifies a largely wrongheaded endeavour
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Moon Atari posted:Rapace and fassbender-head crash on another planet where they go through a higher budget, visually stunning, but ultimately less coherent version of the final sequence of space odyssey. They become God of their own universe, but as a dualistic occasionally adversarial occasionally lovers yin-yang type of a deal. Fassbender-head, granted the freedom to reproduce in a more meaningful way than even humanity could grant him, ends up switching away from his nihilistic views and becomes the life creating force. Rapace, driven mad by her quest for god, seeks to destroy their universe in the hope that cosmic death will deliver her to 'the real god'. Sounds good, we just need to get Damon Lindelof in to polish this black diamond till it turns silver.
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It seems like you've got to be pretty dense to not realize the movie where the dudes smoke space weed in their space suits and one gets an alien death blowjob, where the religious girl gets a horrible space abortion or where, as mentioned beforehand, an aborted Cthulhu face rapes God to death is taking the piss. Edit: Maybe it's because it's poo poo like a real movie whereas most humorous films look like they were shot by a glorified sitcom crew? Maybe it the soundtrack needed more slide whistle? Robotnik Nudes fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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Guy who defends a (probably bad) movie to the death calls other people nerds... I cant remember most of the movie, was there really a connection to the Alien series or is it fanfic headcanon?
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Selected Cinema Discusso threads listed by subject and length: Akira Kurosawa: No active thread Abel Gance's Napoleon: 5 replies Orson Welles: 31 replies Werner Herzog: 122 replies Fast & Furious 7: 540 replies Kevin Smith: 1106 replies Comic Book Movie Megathread: 24339 replies
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Selected Cinema Discusso threads listed by subject and length: I remember falling in love with Kurosawa's jidei-geki films in college about 15 years ago and thinking "man these are pure nerd candy it's only a matter of time until these are rediscovered and fanboy'd into the ground." Turns out I was wayyyy too optimistic about my fellow nerds' taste in moopies.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Selected Cinema Discusso threads listed by subject and length: lol
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i made all the metal parts in the ship
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Black Bones posted:What doesn't make sense in Prometheus? It's not that it doesn't make sense It's just that every decision made is terrible, from the characters inside, to the directors outside, to dumb gently caress goons who decide to enjoy this movie
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