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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
prometheus is bad

dont let anyone tell you otherwise

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

steinrokkan posted:

Prometheus was a good movie ruined by idiots who think logical consistency is more important than thematic consistency.

nah

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
do not trust anyone who enjoys and thinks Prometheus is good because

steinrokkan posted:

Prometheus was a good movie ruined by idiots who think logical consistency is more important than thematic consistency.

look at this poo poo lol

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Pastor Perineum posted:

prometheus would have been good if they showed a scene with luther loving imperator furiosa

agreed

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
or tbh just a shower scene with Idris Elba

just wanna see his rear end thats all

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

ElGroucho posted:

Yeeeeeeees

That was the best mystery from the original, who were these elephant space people "who got murder hosed by these aliens? We could have been bros with elephant space people!"

Never mind, it was our genetic daddies

its almost as if not explaining the mystery is more interesting

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Black Bones posted:

Yah and that's why. It was fun, not just for Guy Pierce (a 47 yr old perfomance artist, who prob hasn't ever been to space?!!) but I bet for Scott and the whole costume department and effects crew.

no like, the effect looked bad, like they didnt do it very well

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
nope

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

boom boom boom posted:

He looked like a guy in bad old age make-up.

its this

your basically just saying 'no it was SUPPOSED to look bad'

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
which is the most common defense of the movie I see

no it was SUPPOSED to be poo poo

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Ah Map posted:

They should do an animated series of Noomi Rapace and Michael Fassbender's head zooming round the galaxy fighting the engineers and whatever the black goo is turning into in this episode.

I would watch this

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
is Black Bones a CinD poster??

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Black Bones posted:

occasionally - i like motion pictures. but irl I'm a hipster-sjw

lol

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Black Bones posted:

A cold universe reduces boot-strap millionares and free-thinking scientists to dumb monkeys and kills them.

:qq: "M-my immersion, this isn't realistic" - some nerd

this is actually most people who saw that film

turns out regular duders like characters that do things that make sense in their blockbusters

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
did you watch that Red letter video???

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
god I loving hate CinD

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
gas

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Cum on my rear end

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
its ok to like bad films

but pretending bad films are good, is bad

dont be bad, be good. and cool

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

hemale in pain posted:

im not reading the thread but prometheus is a pretty good fun movie but i can see why some people dont like it. thanks.

gently caress YOU!

SuperMechagodzilla posted:


cool unfunny poo poo dude

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
SuperMechgayzilla more like

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I just checked

prometheis still a bad movie liked by bad people

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
GGAS THIS poo poo HEAT AND gently caress MY rear end

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
IF YOU MAKE A PROMETHEUS THREAD IN GBS

LOOK WHAT poo poo HEELS IT ATTRACTS

:siren: DO NOT MAKE PROMETHEUS THREADS IN GBS! :siren:

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

moose face posted:

I never ignored them. She withheld them from me and I'm paying fifty grand to father them properly. I'm not rereging.

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