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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i would post mal malloy vids but its 5 am and im getting into bed so just know: mal malloy.

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Poetic Justice posted:

lets talk about social justice in the butt thread

Both topics get me hard. Also both topics are like peak gbs. Butts are pretty good though, hard to complain about that.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poetic Justice posted:

while that's a good idea, i ahve a better one,

post your butt!

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Poetic Justice posted:

while that's a good idea, i ahve a better one,

Go on...

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

gay sewer monster posted:

This isn't new, and every man should prefer a good butt. There's exercises for it.
Weighted hip thrusts

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you too. Post your butt

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

post your butt!



Moon Atari posted:

Both topics get me hard. Also both topics are like peak gbs. Butts are pretty good though, hard to complain about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v4bE3BZOH4

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Seeing a lot of talk, not enough butt

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you too. Post your butt

You first, buddy. I'm bashful, haha.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

post your butt

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you too. Post your butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67dWLxNcpz8

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gay sewer monster posted:

You first, buddy. I'm bashful, haha.

mine looks like any other butt, I want to see yours!
:wink:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

way more japanese than I expected.

That isn't a bad thing, just unexpected

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

mine looks like any other butt, I want to see yours!
:wink:

Buddy, I've had hemorrhoids and the pilonidal. You don't wanna see this backside!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gay sewer monster posted:

Buddy, I've had hemorrhoids and the pilonidal. You don't wanna see this backside!

now I want to see it more than ever!

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
All goons have Hank Hill butts anyway.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i love butts but i dont have any saved, it's weird

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poetic Justice posted:

i love butts but i dont have any saved, it's weird

me neither. saving jo material hasn't been worth it for like 25 years

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

MVP posted:

Why does it seem that the rear end has overtaken the titties for the most attractive part of the female body?

A great pair of tits can produce cleavage that looks identical to the crack of an rear end.

they reckon if youre a tit man as opposed to an arse man its because youre a beta man baby chump who was the subconscious urge to find a mother figure to keep him all nice and safe and whose titties you can suckle on and everything will be all better again

arse men on the other hand have a subconscious desire to be dominant and to find a mate to bend over and roger senseless

man the gently caress up op

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

me neither. saving jo material hasn't been worth it for like 25 years

yeah this is me when it comes to butt threads

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poetic Justice posted:

yeah this is me when it comes to butt threads


understood

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Shirley Crabtree posted:

they reckon if youre a tit man as opposed to an arse man its because youre a beta man baby chump who was the subconscious urge to find a mother figure to keep him all nice and safe and whose titties you can suckle on and everything will be all better again

arse men on the other hand have a subconscious desire to be dominant and to find a mate to bend over and roger senseless

man the gently caress up op

Hey now, I can't stand idle while you slander breasts like that. I think we can all unite in our appreciation of women's fine bodies without having to form factions.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
I realized lately that it's not so much big butts that I like but the wide hips/thin waist combo.

Like, when this chick turns around, I'm not that into, but from the front I'm way into it:



Not enough appreciation for hips in this world.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
From the superior sex position (doggy) you can see the rear end and the small of the back and the sideboob and the pussy lips and like 1/3 of the face if she looks back at you and most of her hair. The rear end symbolizes peak visual stimulation. Unless you really like bellies or feet in which case you are a reprobate and should be culled.

Most Mormons and Catholics are probably belly fetishists.

HoAssHo posted:

I realized lately that it's not so much big butts that I like but the wide hips/thin waist combo.

Like, when this chick turns around, I'm not that into, but from the front I'm way into it:



Not enough appreciation for hips in this world.

Thats because that jean skirt really does not do it justice imo

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
the best is when you are lying in bed on your side, and she starts smushing her rear end into your pelvis rhythmically and quietly moaning. And then she starts farting and pushing herself harder on you and starts making GBS threads all over the place. Then the girl behind you, who is pinning your arms behind your back, whispers into your ear "You aren't going nowhere"

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Then you wake up the next morning realizing you slept on your arm and your dog got into some chocolate while you were sleeping

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Jul 26, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

HoAssHo posted:

I realized lately that it's not so much big butts that I like but the wide hips/thin waist combo.

Like, when this chick turns around, I'm not that into, but from the front I'm way into it:



Not enough appreciation for hips in this world.

big butt= wide hips

can't have one without the other

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
I just realized your avatar isnt Duke Nukem just poorly compressed and now im depressed and suicidal ama

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

A Stupid Baby posted:

I just realized your avatar isnt Duke Nukem just poorly compressed and now im depressed and suicidal ama

i edited my last post and also check my profile pic

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

A Stupid Baby posted:

I just realized your avatar isnt Duke Nukem just poorly compressed and now im depressed and suicidal ama

what?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I'm an rear end man because you are born with tits, a great rear end takes work

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvTpEoi0tzE

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

exactaly

Dogo
Sep 24, 2007


No matter how amazing the rack, I wouldn't stick my pee pee in those cheeks.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

he was gonna say big rear end, you can see it on his lips, then he thought better of it and got creative.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dogo posted:



No matter how amazing the rack, I wouldn't stick my pee pee in those cheeks.

those bean pole girls in the magazines

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Dogo posted:



No matter how amazing the rack, I wouldn't stick my pee pee in those cheeks.

ABSOLUTELY NOT

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if a girl has thigh gap that means she needs to hit the weight room the dumb skinny bitch

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