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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I never played any of them past Street Fighter 2 Turbo and now there's a bunch of stupid characters and people do super lasers when they fill up a bar. I thought I was going to play SF2 Turbo because the game looked like that one time about a year ago do I put my quarter on the screen like in the old days and waited until the computer was going to kill the guy like in the old days and I pressed start to save him and it turns out now that Ryu can throw like three fireballs on the screen all at once all the time so that's what that human being did and I didn't know how to do anything about it so I just blocked and ate the chip damage for two rounds while he kept doing the fireballs. I just wanted to see if after the first round he'd keep doing it and he did.

Also I played in China once in an arcade there and Chinese players don't hit you if they make you dizzy, they just wait until you become normal. loving weirdos.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
One time when I was like 12 I went into this sports bar because they had a SF2 cabinet in there where you could yank the joystick panel up and reach down into the machine to jiggle the wire thing that got tripped when people put in a quarter and play for free. A bunch of kids, maybe six or seven of them, who where in my grade in school and whom I was not a fan of came in when I happened to be at zero credits playing against the computer (as Chung Li because I had misclicked -- I usually used Ken). They all tried to beat me but they couldn't, most of them picking Blanka and just sitting there farting out electricity 90% of the time. Eventually the leader guy (Kevin, whose face I had chucked a basketball into in gym in a moment of inspired but not premeditated agression) said "Just let the computer beat him, gently caress." and it did so pretty quickly because I was bad with Chung Li and also the computer cheats.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ghost Head posted:

i would loving deifinitely beat you with blanka. you sound like a total bitch

Blanka sucks poo poo you suck poo poo

I will end you

Kevin yelled at his cohorts "Stop picking the loving fur pie!"*




*For those of you who are young teen posters you should know that women used to have hair on their frontbottoms back when Street Fighter was a game that was new in arcades. Weird and sick I know.

raton fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jul 26, 2015

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