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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I once spent two stacks of pancakes trying to inviegle a woman

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lord Binky posted:

there's no way this guy is legit btw

maybe Elliot Rodger's ghost was reincarnated as a something awful account?

Bolek
May 1, 2003

I mean yea forced work and forced sex are pretty much the same thing which is why every system of law ever had a distinction between violent physical assault and sexual assault yea it's just another commodity guys lets be rational about it

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Dude, bro, its not all in the pussy game. Friends are good for other things than status. Being fit and healthy is good for more things than sex (not that i would know honestly but running feels good and poo poo), money is useful for other things than tittays. Self improvement is great for so many things including getting women, but not only getting women. You have alot to give, soiety, friends, women. Stop the red pill nonsense (but seriously though the west world is racist as gently caress so im not gonna pretend you arent a victim of the system or whatever) and work on your problems, one at a time, not in a rush, no deadline, no pussy-goal, no thundercock aspirations, only for feeling better. Is my recommendation.

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Bolek posted:

I mean yea forced work and forced sex are pretty much the same thing which is why every system of law ever had a distinction between violent physical assault and sexual assault yea it's just another commodity guys lets be rational about it

Haha yeah i know that guy is the biggest idiot on the planet, using fedora-tier asperger logic to defend that he wants to have sex with prostitutes even though deep down, he knows its pretty drat problematic all around.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
i hope one day every single human relation can be turned into an economic transaction

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Kylo Ren posted:

Than why don't these women tell them that upfront and stop accepting gifts, and resources from them? We both know the answer to that question don't we?

um because free poo poo is awesome and taking advantage of rubes is what built this country

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Haha yeah i know that guy is the biggest idiot on the planet, using fedora-tier asperger logic to defend that he wants to have sex with prostitutes even though deep down, he knows its pretty drat problematic all around.

Sorry but the majority of sex workers have condemned terrible laws like Sweden's which harm their ability to work safely. The only people who support laws like that are cops, out of touch celebrities and politicians, and the rescue industry.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Sorry but the majority of sex workers have condemned terrible laws like Sweden's which harm their ability to work safely. The only people who support laws like that are cops, out of touch celebrities and politicians, and the rescue industry.

I imagine sweatshop workers would be pretty wary of laws that would close down their source of income, hence those laws being oppressive and wrongheaded.

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

Bolek posted:

I imagine sweatshop workers would be pretty wary of laws that would close down their source of income, hence those laws being oppressive and wrongheaded.

Your analogy would only make sense if anti-sweatshop laws outlawed all buying of manufactured clothes

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

TheJoker138 posted:

Anyone who is against legalizing prostitution and regulating and taxing the gently caress out of it is a literal retard.

this. the alternative is letting it go underground with no regulations and empowering the literal scum of the earth, the pimp. if you are against legal and regulated prostitution, you are for the pimp. no question about it. because you sure as loving poo poo are not stopping the oldest profession on the face of this loving planet.

Dapper Dan fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jul 27, 2015

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Your analogy would only make sense if anti-sweatshop laws outlawed all buying of manufactured clothes

don't see how. the argument is that the workers in exploitative industry are able to make totally rational choices is flawed

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

how much money would the american people pay to have Lena keep her clothes on?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
jonpop if you're short and black you should kill kevin hart and take his place believe me white folk won't know the difference

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Ocean Book posted:

I don't understand this response.

Oh word?



Sorry, I will actually clarify.



























means you're dumb and your post is stupid.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
What other people do with their bodies is my business, especially if they're globally southern.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
I just learned in another thread that Jon Pop has a Youtube Channel and guess what - he's pretty loving cute. It's literally only his personality and insanity that is keeping him from getting laid. I don't believe for a second a dude who looks like that couldn't easily get white girls if he wasn't so creepy.

I had been imagining a fat, balding, weird little troll with terrible clothes all this time but I would totally date a guy like him if he wasn't, you know, Jon Pop.

What an amazing day.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
:gas:

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

HoAssHo posted:

I just learned in another thread that Jon Pop has a Youtube Channel and guess what - he's pretty loving cute. It's literally only his personality and insanity that is keeping him from getting laid. I don't believe for a second a dude who looks like that couldn't easily get white girls if he wasn't so creepy.

I had been imagining a fat, balding, weird little troll with terrible clothes all this time but I would totally date a guy like him if he wasn't, you know, Jon Pop.

What an amazing day.
horey poo poo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Windows 98 posted:

Post some boobs ITT

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
"No, but you see, when I have simulated sex on screen for money... It's, it's








......art."

Kylo Ren
Jul 26, 2015

by Cowcaster

HoAssHo posted:

I just learned in another thread that Jon Pop has a Youtube Channel and guess what - he's pretty loving cute. It's literally only his personality and insanity that is keeping him from getting laid. I don't believe for a second a dude who looks like that couldn't easily get white girls if he wasn't so creepy.

I had been imagining a fat, balding, weird little troll with terrible clothes all this time but I would totally date a guy like him if he wasn't, you know, Jon Pop.

What an amazing day.

That's not me idiot. I posted my pics in EN several times.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
How the gently caress would I know? Someone said it was you and I had no reason to not believe them.

Kylo Ren
Jul 26, 2015

by Cowcaster

HoAssHo posted:

How the gently caress would I know? Someone said it was you and I had no reason to not believe them.

You live in Tampa?

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

hrm dumb thread op is lame

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Kylo Ren posted:

That's not me idiot. I posted my pics in EN several times.

please post a sound clip of you saying "hot links on the grill" as proof

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


david... posted:

hrm dumb thread op is lame

oh no! what happened to op's legs to make him lame

was it a car accident? rickets?

Kylo Ren
Jul 26, 2015

by Cowcaster

Germstore posted:

please post a sound clip of you saying "hot links on the grill" as proof

If you have archives find the Zerg Fluid virginity thread in EN. I posted my pic. I have lost about ten pounds since than and both my beard and hair is longer. But I look the same other than that.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Kylo Ren posted:

If you have archives find the Zerg Fluid virginity thread in EN. I posted my pic. I have lost about ten pounds since than and both my beard and hair is longer. But I look the same other than that.

I was joking. I just had to make something out of the fact that I just watched a sad man say "chicken on the grill" and "hot links on the grill" like 40 times in 2 minutes.

Kylo Ren
Jul 26, 2015

by Cowcaster

Germstore posted:

I was joking. I just had to make something out of the fact that I just watched a sad man say "chicken on the grill" and "hot links on the grill" like 40 times in 2 minutes.

You shouldn't laugh. He is not neurotypical. Laughing at him is laughing at Jenny McCarthy's kid.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Kylo Ren posted:

You shouldn't laugh. He is not neurotypical. Laughing at him is laughing at Jenny McCarthy's kid.

now we're saying the differently-abled can't be funny?

who the gently caress are you to tell them what they can and cannot do?

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Anyone. Gonna address my trenchant critique or just let the empty text sit there

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Sono posted:

If she's been separated from everyone she knows, is indoctrinated/beaten until she views her pimp and his other prostitutes as her family, is moved from city to city to keep her from forming other connections, and is, on average, 13 years old when she is trafficked into another country and forced into prostitution, yes.

Maybe there's a way to make the sex thing legal and keep the beating, kidnaping and statuatory rape stuff illegal? IDK, I'm not some kind of snizz lawyer or whatever.

Probad
Feb 24, 2013

I want to believe!

Bolek posted:

Anyone. Gonna address my trenchant critique or just let the empty text sit there

Now you're just coming across as desperate.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Roy posted:

long poop

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Kylo Ren posted:

You shouldn't laugh. He is not neurotypical. Laughing at him is laughing at Jenny McCarthy's kid.

I do laugh at Jenny McCarthy's kid, primarily because I know he's not the biggest thing that's occupied her vagina.

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Since when is nudity exclusively about sex?

And since when is showing a titty or two the same thing as taking strange cocks in the pussy, butt or mouth?

Speaking of titties, I think they are p. cool.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Why it took 4 pages for someone to point out this fact, I will never know. But....

Kate Winslet also got her tits out for, one of the highest grossing films ever, Titanic.

Also

Mange Mite posted:

Lol if you pay for a woman. Just lol

All men pay. But if you use cash, you don't have to hear her complain about the yard needing to be mowed.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
nudity cool and good

porn industry/prostitution bad

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Hey Jon! Just want to pop in with some encouragement. Your struggle is inconceivable to these folks. They don't know but still they gotta let rip their ignorance.

If its any consolation, even if you found someone who would love you and stay with you forever, it wouldn't ever put out that lonely fire in your chest. What's gone isn't missing. It was never there to begin with. Peace!

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