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then she said "oh sorry did i send that directly to you? i meant that to go on my story. my phone does that sometimes" and i just snapped back a mushroom emoji did i blow this one
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Redkist posted:then she said "oh sorry did i send that directly to you? i meant that to go on my story. my phone does that sometimes" and i just texted back a mushroom emoji did i blow this one Tell her the mushroom emoji represented your small hard penis.
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You had a chance to let her blow that one and you didn't. So yes.
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ayy u aint wrong
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYVJJZ3ZWM
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it was like this but a little less good (in terms of skill, they were about this hot) and there were two girls (one unidentified)
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Redkist posted:then she said "oh sorry did i send that directly to you? i meant that to go on my story. my phone does that sometimes" and i just snapped back a mushroom emoji did i blow this one Never text a girl back without waiting as long as she did to send the last message scrub a scrub is a guy that get no love from me, no ain't no scrub blah blah blah balh blah blah blah deedle deedle dee
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just ignore her for a week then ask her if you made any weird phone calls a week ago. then tell her how you were on mushrooms and you have recordings of you doing weird poo poo for the last week in which you were blacked out
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lol a girl sent you so mething she meant to post publically for everyone to see (a ssnapchat story), makes you feel special, go out side nerd glad u enjoyed ur 10 seconds of her snapchat is gay
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Jul 26, 2015 20:58
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Send her a snap chat of your rear end in a top hat dilating as you drop a steamer in the toilet.
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Inside Out Mom posted:Send her a snap chat of your rear end in a top hat dilating as you drop a steamer in the toilet.
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Inside Out Mom posted:Send her a snap chat of your rear end in a top hat dilating as you drop a steamer in the toilet. Yep this is actually protocol for what you described, op
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Inside Out Mom posted:Send her a snap chat of your rear end in a top hat dilating as you drop a steamer in the toilet.
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Meowbot posted:lol a girl sent you so mething she meant to post publically for everyone to see (a ssnapchat story), makes you feel special, go out side nerd You, meowbot, are the coolest guy in the world and get laid all the time
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Jul 26, 2015 21:54
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no one will ever love or gently caress you op
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Jul 26, 2015 22:16
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This is a) annoying b) appropriating and problematic
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Jul 26, 2015 22:29
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You could have been dropping dick OP. You blew it man.
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Jul 26, 2015 22:33
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i think ur makiung fun of me op
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corpuscollossus posted:This is a) annoying b) appropriating and problematic Yeah I hate it when black people "appropriate" white culture when they do things like getting a job or a bank loan.
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Jul 26, 2015 22:55
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this woman has no rear end boo this woman
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October Revolution posted:this woman has no rear end It's not about looks it's about technical precision you pleb
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twerks per second is also a pretty standard metric when juding twerking
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I dont like big butts because im not a butter t roll gay wad who likes big butts n doesnt like soft white womens butts like in the urssian video? wtf?? do I live in baziaro world? lol a bit butt means the girl is fat or not doing enough yoga after her pialtes . I would rather a small butt, than a big butt but I like girls with faces not butts too im not a freak butt grabbing rear end in a top hat who storms the road looking for bigg butt to slam all day. edit: Im not responding to anyone im just sayin' this is my opinion of our discussion Meowbot fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jul 26, 2015 |
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I just checked and couldn't find a mushroom emoji OP. Your story seems fake imho.
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Meowbot posted:I dont like big butts because im not a butter t roll gay wad who likes big butts n doesnt like soft white womens butts like in the urssian video? wtf?? do I live in baziaro world? lol a bit butt means the girl is fat or not doing enough yoga after her pialtes . I would rather a small butt, than a big butt but I like girls with faces not butts too im not a freak butt grabbing rear end in a top hat who storms the road looking for bigg butt to slam all day. Thanks for contributing to eating disorders among women you loving sack of poo poo.
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lmao op you fuckin dunce
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Jul 26, 2015 23:40
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What's with these forums and gameless permavirgins. Everyone needs to stop posting here until they've read some articles on the fantastic Return of Kings blog.
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Jul 26, 2015 23:44
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you blew it by not posting them here fail op
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:Thanks for contributing to eating disorders among women you loving sack of poo poo. wow that was rude. ..
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Whirlwind Jones posted:I just checked and couldn't find a mushroom emoji OP. Your story seems fake imho. 🍄
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Whirlwind Jones posted:I just checked and couldn't find a mushroom emoji OP. Your story seems fake imho. It's right next to the heroin syringe and bottle of Kratom tincture
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turn your phone off when you're on strong psychedelics having that poo poo on is a recipe for trouble
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Jul 27, 2015 03:52
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drink muriatic acid, OP
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dad gay. so what posted:drink muriatic acid, OP Don't waste that you could make some good meth
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Redkist posted:then she said "oh sorry did i send that directly to you? i meant that to go on my story. my phone does that sometimes" and i just snapped back a mushroom emoji did i blow this one no u didnt who does mushrooms no one
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Jul 27, 2015 04:32
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i dont understand twerking im interested in the front part not the butthole
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Jul 27, 2015 04:40
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post them
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Meowbot posted:wow that was rude. .. I hope you die, which you will, sooner or later, and that gladdens me.
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Just like anything russian: robotic and emotionless.
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