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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
w I know god is on my side

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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
is the sidewalk super clean in that spot?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Was it a juice colonic?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Inevitable posted:

w I know god is on my side

:rimshot:

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Just a joke I made up. copyright 2015 by Inevitable DO NOT STEAL

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
Is Greg White okay? :ohdear:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

yo vape juice is so good i dont need to vape it just drink it straight from the bottle

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
nig nog tryin to get a handbeezy?
©2009 Ryan O'Connor

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Inevitable posted:

w I know god is on my side

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i dont get it

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Inevitable posted:

Just a joke I made up. copyright 2015 by Inevitable DO NOT STEAL
l

That was fuckin stupid....

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Enfield posted:

i dont get it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The female planes are apparently designed by someone who has no idea what a female plane would look like. The idea of introducing gendered identities to normally non-gendered objects so often treats the familiar as inherently masculine. Female planes are painted hot pink and granted the enlarged, fluttery eyelashes so often used to distinguish women from men in lazily drawn cartoons. "Look at that propellor," declares Dusty and he gets a look at one of the ladyplanes' rear end. In one scene, the film even eroticises the tilting of wingflaps for a disturbingly long time. You could argue that it is a joke. I would argue that it enforces the idea of objectifying women to all the five-year-old boys in the audience by applying it to literal objects who have gender but no sex. Gotta start them off early, after all.
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May 27, 2004



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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

The female planes are apparently designed by someone who has no idea what a female plane would look like. The idea of introducing gendered identities to normally non-gendered objects so often treats the familiar as inherently masculine. Female planes are painted hot pink and granted the enlarged, fluttery eyelashes so often used to distinguish women from men in lazily drawn cartoons. "Look at that propellor," declares Dusty and he gets a look at one of the ladyplanes' rear end. In one scene, the film even eroticises the tilting of wingflaps for a disturbingly long time. You could argue that it is a joke. I would argue that it enforces the idea of objectifying women to all the five-year-old boys in the audience by applying it to literal objects who have gender but no sex. Gotta start them off early, after all.
-Cinema Discusso

lol

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

The female planes are apparently designed by someone who has no idea what a female plane would look like. The idea of introducing gendered identities to normally non-gendered objects so often treats the familiar as inherently masculine. Female planes are painted hot pink and granted the enlarged, fluttery eyelashes so often used to distinguish women from men in lazily drawn cartoons. "Look at that propellor," declares Dusty and he gets a look at one of the ladyplanes' rear end. In one scene, the film even eroticises the tilting of wingflaps for a disturbingly long time. You could argue that it is a joke. I would argue that it enforces the idea of objectifying women to all the five-year-old boys in the audience by applying it to literal objects who have gender but no sex. Gotta start them off early, after all.
-Cinema Discusso

Don't quote me without citation.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Enfield posted:

i dont get it

i'll translate into shitpost "saw a dumb fucker drop his caramel macchiato it ruled"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

i'll translate into shitpost "saw a dumb fucker drop his caramel macchiato it ruled"

oh ty

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

El Boot posted:

Is Greg White okay? :ohdear:

Greg White would never steal a joke

Spooky Forum Ghost
Mar 9, 2015
Please don't steal jokes

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Inevitable posted:

Just a joke I made up. copyright 2015 by Inevitable DO NOT STEAL

I was wondering how you thought god was on your side. I get it now I know it was a joke.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
"weird twitter" is going to be hosed over by DMCA and/or tweet copyright... its the SA Forums time to shine again

Lowtax come back

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

"weird twitter" is going to be hosed over by DMCA and/or tweet copyright... its the SA Forums time to shine again

Lowtax come back

How come? Weird twitter doesn't post jokes.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Inevitable posted:

Just a joke I made up. copyright 2015 by Inevitable DO NOT STEAL

u stole my joke u fucker, u poo poo, u uptown human being, im gonna kill you old style

quote=OMGVFBLOL] i saw someone spille their hight fancy juice colonic on the sidewalk and now im sure that god is on my side!!! lool original joke do not steal copyright 2014 by OMGVBFLOL

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

stop that object, it's objectifying those other objects

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

wanna clog up that jet engine with a bird iykwim

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
we have the wants, we have the means, and and have nothing to stop us from objectifying any thing and every thing. god speed you, gentlemen

burritolingus posted:

How come? Weird twitter doesn't post jokes.

Uhh i dunno i guess "weid twitter" includes stuff like dril or graeay alien?

Thotol
Jul 10, 2015
Just spilled my juice this morning, gently caress you god ..|..

Thotol
Jul 10, 2015

WTF am I looking at ? Is that what they call plane porn ? Oo
That is now way a gendered object only.

Thotol fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Jul 27, 2015

Thotol
Jul 10, 2015

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

i'll translate into shitpost "saw a dumb fucker drop his caramel macchiato it ruled"

That I get.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Thotol posted:

WTF am I looking at ? Is that what they call plane porn ? Oo
That is now way a gendered object only.

most men dont have boobs or an insane (ly hot) waist to hip ratio

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
Saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side


hah, getta load of me... I'm Ebaum's World

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

we have the wants, we have the means, and and have nothing to stop us from objectifying any thing and every thing. god speed you, gentlemen


Uhh i dunno i guess "weid twitter" includes stuff like dril or graeay alien?

I don't ge tit.

Thotol
Jul 10, 2015

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

most men dont have boobs or an insane (ly hot) waist to hip ratio

say that to americans :colbert:
except the wh ratio : they got a ~1 wh ratio and above 60kgs in each parts

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

MaliciousBiz posted:

Saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side


hah, getta load of me... I'm Ebaum's World

i just had to write a song about this im so fricking steamed..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04-oDCfCyfE

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

i just had to write a song about this im so fricking steamed..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04-oDCfCyfE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVUXLBJg14

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

cultural AIDS

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

thanks for sharing really made me think

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
about killing myself

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Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

Inevitable posted:

Saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side

Oh man, that's hilarious.

With a joke like that you could just quit your full time job and make money posting your original jokes on twitter!

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