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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The Taint Reaper posted:

Yeah sure those people in greece, italy, Turkey, Spain, Ukraine, and other european hellholes that bought into the German Scheme of the Euro are certainly are living it up.

none of those nations are social democracies, lol at norway or sweden or denmark or something

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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I wish it was called doglaugh or furrydoglaugh and not just laugh..it is much more than a laugh.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
America is certainly a gently caress ton better off than a ton of other countries. gently caress we have states that are the size of other countries.

Don't like a place? Just move to another state and it's an entirely different environment and you don't even need dual citizenship.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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personally i like markets sometimes

id feel weird eating at a state-owned communal restaurant

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

TEAYCHES posted:

lmao america

How's your cigar? Snipped and short?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

TEAYCHES posted:

none of those nations are social democracies, lol at norway or sweden or denmark or something

All those countries are going down the shitter.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fojar38 posted:

personally i like markets sometimes

id feel weird eating at a state-owned communal restaurant

how is that any different from a restaurant owned by yum! brands

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Taint Reaper posted:

All those countries are going down the shitter.

Taint reaped!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The Taint Reaper posted:

All those countries are going down the shitter.

no.. i dont believe you...... i wont be reaped

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

TEAYCHES posted:

no.. i dont believe you...... i wont be reaped

Dude look at the Netherlands and all their issues with immigrants.

Turns out an uncontrolled and unregulated population can't have sustainable social programs.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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TEAYCHES posted:

how is that any different from a restaurant owned by yum! brands

i rarely eat at restaurants owned by yum brands

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

TEAYCHES posted:

labor is entitled to the wealth it creates
Makesm e think op

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Fojar38 posted:

seize my means of reproduction op

loving lol

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
But when the team of chinese factory workers put together the various circuit boards that make up a computer or a phone or whatever, its not wealth until marketing and design and branding get involved..just a hunk of silicon. The best we can probably do is employee owned companies, and I am not even sure how well those work.

Basically the wealth gets created and increased in the modern industrial process, it's not innate from the start, just waiting for the loving touch of hordes of plebes. It has to get massaged into existence through various steps. Someone has to be the fall guy for the wealth to exist at all.

Basically slave labor is good, if you want quality products. Propose another way. You can't have it both ways. It's iphone+servtitude or lesser product+some level of obligatory worker emancipation. Because someone has to create the value, labor doesn't create value by default.

The way out is to cut the connection between labor and reward, which no one here has proposed yet, and I am not sure how it would be specifically possible. Cause i dont care about the revolution

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hinduism had it right when they tried to get the poorest of wretched poors to be content with their existence. "It is your fate", they say. "Now clean my latrine, maggot". And all was right in the world

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Hmmmm - no OP, I'd rather not. It's not my means to seize - I didn't buy it, I just use it in return for a paycheck! hth.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
When the miner finds a raw diamond in the mine and brings it back up, it's not wealth yet. Someone has to cut it, and then someone has to market and sell it. The price increases astronomically at every step. Basically "the workers are entitled to the wealth they create" is at best inaccurate and at worst impossible. Why should the gemcutter cut at all if the miner gets 50% or more of his potential proceeds. He knows the value he adds to the useless rock. Jeez i feel like milton friedman up in here. But its like, no one has heard this poo poo before??

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
hmmmm

i agree,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2JuxM-snGc

op

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i hope i didn't miss this but did he admit that moderating capitalism will never work and if we're going to be idealists we might as well just imagine a new system that works in theory but not in practice too?

what im asking for is some good communist literature, who's the most enjoyable and direct of them all? should i start reading some leon trotsky or did that guy get killed with an ice pick because his books sucked big time?

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


extra stout posted:

i hope i didn't miss this but did he admit that moderating capitalism will never work and if we're going to be idealists we might as well just imagine a new system that works in theory but not in practice too?

what im asking for is some good communist literature, who's the most enjoyable and direct of them all? should i start reading some leon trotsky or did that guy get killed with an ice pick because his books sucked big time?

Leon Trotsky is p good. How familiar with Marxism are you overall?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

i hope i didn't miss this but did he admit that moderating capitalism will never work and if we're going to be idealists we might as well just imagine a new system that works in theory but not in practice too?

what im asking for is some good communist literature, who's the most enjoyable and direct of them all? should i start reading some leon trotsky or did that guy get killed with an ice pick because his books sucked big time?

Read raoul vaneigem's a revolution of everyday life and work backwards. Fall asleep reading das kapital and then join the moneygrubbing hordes once again.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
when that google executive got killed on everest in the earthquake i was unironically glad he was dead lol

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Value is imagined in the boardroom, manifests in middle management and is enacted by the peons. When the peons annex the boardroom, value mysteriously evaporates.


Basically CEOs aren't being paid enough.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This article is relevant, although half of it is useless jargon. Or im just stupid

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/jul/17/postcapitalism-end-of-capitalism-begun

Anyway Marx was a very smart man, I never said he wasn't. But if you take the popular conception of his ideas and run with them, you'll end up dead in a ditch intellectually speaking. There i have used my post quota for this thread

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


The Taint Reaper posted:

America is certainly a gently caress ton better off than a ton of other countries. gently caress we have states that are the size of other countries.

Don't like a place? Just move to another state and it's an entirely different environment and you don't even need dual citizenship.

All of them suck except for a few parts of each state that are too expensive to actually live in

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Leon Trotsky is p good. How familiar with Marxism are you overall?

familiar with it from a historical sense of failed movements, but i've ignored nearly all of it's texts to read less political stories of philosophy and fishermen and orcs and poo poo

Tautologicus posted:

Read raoul vaneigem's a revolution of everyday life and work backwards. Fall asleep reading das kapital and then join the moneygrubbing hordes once again.


the summary of that book looks very good, but no plz do not encourage me to go to money grubbing before i give it a chance.


do any authors acknowledge the death of independence and craft and suggest a return to ancient society rather than some new commie poo poo? should I read boethius immediately is what I'm asking

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
please dont just say walden pond or some other poo poo everyone knows by the time they're 19, and don't suggest a young guy who is alvie they loving suck at writing.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
agree but fascism instead of communism

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Jokes on you, op. Go ahead, seize all the capital. Anything that requires human labor will be outmoded in another 5 years. Forward thinking captains of industry are already investing in semi autonomous machines and programs that will render the flaw prone human worker obsolete.

Your revolution is too late. Enjoy being the best buggy whip maker of the space age.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Took your advice OP and I stole a factory that makes the doors for Toyota Corollas. Now what? I kind of want to move it soon it looks a little conspicuous in my car port.

blood simple
Apr 10, 2010
you cant take a factory all by yourself

hire some goons

lord knows they want the work

they just want pay

blood simple
Apr 10, 2010
enter into a goonion with them

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
:gas:

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Took your advice OP and I stole a factory that makes the doors for Toyota Corollas. Now what? I kind of want to move it soon it looks a little conspicuous in my car port.

make doors I guess

Dumbfire Rocketman
Jul 30, 2009

a drunk european baby
is putting u in ur place

communism sucks

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
ive seized the means of production

my dick

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Wrong, idiot!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Did we get to the part about the guillotines yet? That's the part that gets me hard. (my dick)

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I don't want to OP

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I really enjoyed Bioshock as well.

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