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I feel like that just means another healthy animal is going to be euthanized instead? Isn't that literally how it works? Am I pet Hitler?
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because it gets them internet cred
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 08:15 |
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i don't know about people, but all summercamps are legally required to own a three legged dog named Tripod
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 08:18 |
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Jean Eric Burn posted:I feel like that just means another healthy animal is going to be euthanized instead? Isn't that literally how it works? Nah. If someone comes in for a dog and all they got is the broken one then that person might just go home without a dog. So if you take the broken one that leaves the good dog for the other guy to take.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 08:25 |
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it's why your mum kept you op
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 08:50 |
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i adopted a dog where he had his front rigt leg missing. i didnt get him bc i felt sorry for him or anything but i had a plan that was to find a dog with a stump and attach a empty bottle of rum to it. which i did. i could hear him coming wherever he was so no surprises and if i couldnt hear him i could smell the smell of rum faintly and knew it was him. this ruled for an while and then once im away for like a week and hes jonesing to see me, and he hears me coming up the path and he runs at full speed down the hall to meet me, hes like gallopig so hard i hear this smash sound like shattering, the door opens and he leaps up onto my chest with his normal leg and his rum peg out in front and he lacerates my throat pretty bad. im bleeding everwhere and end up stomping on him petty bad. i get some stiches and anyways if ur gone to mod ur dog use plastics or woods or dont mod them at all. his name was rumpole for what itsworth
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:10 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i adopted a dog where he had his front rigt leg missing. i didnt get him bc i felt sorry for him or anything but i had a plan that was to find a dog with a stump and attach a empty bottle of rum to it. which i did. i could hear him coming wherever he was so no surprises and if i couldnt hear him i could smell the smell of rum faintly and knew it was him. this ruled for an while and then once im away for like a week and hes jonesing to see me, and he hears me coming up the path and he runs at full speed down the hall to meet me, hes like gallopig so hard i hear this smash sound like shattering, the door opens and he leaps up onto my chest with his normal leg and his rum peg out in front and he lacerates my throat pretty bad. im bleeding everwhere and end up stomping on him petty bad. i get some stiches and anyways if ur gone to mod ur dog use plastics or woods or dont mod them at all. his name was rumpole for what itsworth pff if his name was rumpole you should have used bailey's
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:11 |
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Broken people adopt broken pets.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:35 |
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A three legged dog aint broken. Three legged doggie is still a fun doggie. 4 legged dogs are too fast anyway, ol 3 legs tries to run away or chase an animal or whatever you're catching his hobbly rear end. Blind cats can be used to solve the energy crisis for all I care, even better make it so only the useless blind ones can be pets and throw the rest in the furnace. Nasty loving vermin.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:44 |
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my dog is a head with a spinal cord
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:46 |
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Put it in a robot like Robocop 2 by which I guess I mean put it in a giant robot and give it a lot of hard drugs vvthats not a dog, thats just a bear rug you got at a garage sale.vvv
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:48 |
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Enfield posted:my dog is a head with a spinal cord My dog is everything but a head and spinal cord. Where did you get your dog?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:48 |
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A non-crippled animal has a higher chance of being adopted. A 3 legged dog or blind cat has a much higher chance of being left in a cage for eternity, so it's a pretty selfless thing to do.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:56 |
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just like when people harass the gently caress out of animals then claim they saved a baby turtle todayt hat was actually 6 months old and fine HERO STATUS: THIS IS MY DOG NAMED HERO WHOS NAMED AFTER ME WHEN I WAS HEROIC TO ADOPT HIM spuport are troops
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:57 |
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I had a deaf dog, she was awesome. We taught her hand signals for sit, lay down, roll over, speak, etc..
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:59 |
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Cyberball 2072 posted:A three legged dog aint broken. Three legged doggie is still a fun doggie. 4 legged dogs are too fast anyway, ol 3 legs tries to run away or chase an animal or whatever you're catching his hobbly rear end. Did a cat rape your hobble dog?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:01 |
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Jean Eric Burn posted:I feel like that just means another healthy animal is going to be euthanized instead? Isn't that literally how it works? Because you can give him an hilarious name. No, I don't have any exemples. And healthy animals are lame.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:03 |
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cats are cute but toxoplasmosis is more rampant than aids in africans, will mess your brain up
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:09 |
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When I was in jr high, we bullied this kid and made fun of him and said that he probably raped his 3 legged cat. He was a real bitch though so I don't have too many regrets.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:11 |
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extra stout posted:HERO STATUS: THIS IS MY DOG NAMED HERO WHOS NAMED AFTER ME WHEN I WAS HEROIC TO ADOPT HIM this but unironically, apparently: Melmac posted:A non-crippled animal has a higher chance of being adopted. A 3 legged dog or blind cat has a much higher chance of being left in a cage for eternity, so it's a pretty selfless thing to do.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:16 |
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DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:cats are cute but toxoplasmosis is more rampant than aids in africans, will mess your brain up Ok.. after seing this, I'm like "ok, I don't know poo poo about most of the diseases : I'm getting slightly mad" Sorry for the AIDS in Freddie reference.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:18 |
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FIRST TIME posted:When I was in jr high, we bullied this kid and made fun of him and said that he probably raped his 3 legged cat. Raped him with the 4th leg IMO
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:19 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:this but unironically, apparently: surely this data is from before instant gram and facebook came out
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:19 |
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extra stout posted:surely this data is from before instant gram and facebook came out "look at me : I'm so kind" says every fucker with 3 legged blind autistic cat.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:22 |
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Thotol posted:"look at me : I'm so kind" says every fucker with 3 legged blind autistic cat. uh whos rereg are you dood
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:23 |
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Thotol posted:"look at me : I'm so kind" says every fucker with 3 legged blind autistic cat. Those fuckers.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:23 |
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Enfield posted:uh whos rereg are you dood Obviously not a discreet one. I'm legit. And also not on instagram
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:30 |
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My neighbours cat grew up totally missing it's beck left leg. It just never grew, but she is adorable However when she runs, because cats bodies are quite long, she looks like an oscillating snake getting used to 3 new legs.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:53 |
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The only creature in the world who can feel that pain that engulfs my heart is a three legged doggie. I'm gonna get him a metal prosthetic limb and name him Bucky, got it all planned out.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:05 |
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betas of the pet owning world.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:21 |
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Alpha 4 legged pet owners: Here Free Market! Catch the frisbee! Good boy. Good boy! Beta 3 legged pet owners: What do you mean the government taxes my twitch.tv income?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:36 |
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How are you going to loudly complain about how much your vet bills are if your pet isn't sick all the time? Have you even owned a pet?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:46 |
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Freakiest cat I have seen had the skin missing from it's tail. Yup, it had a full-on bone tail still attached.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:50 |
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Coolie Ghost posted:
lol
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 13:05 |
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It depends on the level of disability, a three legged dog or cat can still get around pretty ok, blind ones too, so someone can adopt it and think they are doing a great thing, they think no one will take this "broken" animal, so they will do it, but it is really not that much extra skin off their back. For little extra investment they get to feel like extra nice people. If the disability is greater, like say, the cat that needs to wear diapers cause it can't control its bowels, well, people are going to be a lot more hesitant to take that one.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:25 |
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a blind cat's actually easier to manage, because they don't jump up on things unless they can figure out exactly where it is and how to get back down. the only downside is they wait till you're going up or down stairs and then run RIGHT UNDER YOU i guess because they want to orient themselves by the sound of your footsteps or something ordinary cats do this too because tripping humans is the loving zenith of cat humor, but usually they don't stop if you stop and wait for you to start again
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:52 |
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Because three legged dogs tip over easily, and blind cats are also funny if you remember to regularly rearrange your furniture.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:53 |
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Cyberball 2072 posted:A three legged dog aint broken. Three legged doggie is still a fun doggie. 4 legged dogs are too fast anyway, ol 3 legs tries to run away or chase an animal or whatever you're catching his hobbly rear end. gently caress this gay idiot
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:54 |
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bc if you get a mutilated pet you can gross people out who see it but they have to pretend it's cute or they feel bad about themselves
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