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AllPraiseToAllah
Oct 30, 2014


Notice the pigs in the top right corner? Thug life

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Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFifM43-r8

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Gonna say that Allah approves, good work. :thumbsup:

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
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GAGGED
i cant stop cumming

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
darken up the line work on that tat

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

why do they all drink bud light in america you guys know there are other beers you can drink

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

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krampster2 posted:

why do they all drink bud light in america you guys know there are other beers you can drink

its the drink of choice for the average person who gets drunk in a public pool

AllPraiseToAllah
Oct 30, 2014

krampster2 posted:

why do they all drink bud light in america you guys know there are other beers you can drink

I pulled them out the river for free. Drunks flip over in there tube and free beer goes every where. Full beer floats.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

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all jokes aside youre a fukken legend op!!! dont stop stickin in

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
Flaming Skull Gut Tattoo

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Day: seizured.

OP - which one of those floating supertankers is your wife?

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

krampster2 posted:

why do they all drink bud light in america you guys know there are other beers you can drink

Bud light rules

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
The only beer you should be drinking if you're toobin' is Lone Star

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Jesus Christ posted:

The only beer you should be drinking if you're toobin' is Lone Star

I dont think thats nationally available, Jesus Christ

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Jieizie Ike day????

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Did you manage to actually drink any of it?

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I've saved this image as pisswater15

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

dadbod

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm the really loving lame "seize the day" tattoo AMA

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im the gay fag

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Poor man has lost his inflatable.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
is bud light low percentage?

why all these dudes drink pissant beer???

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i was actually visiting my gfs gay uncle but thanks op

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
No offence, but that looks pretty dang sweet

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

im the very faint burnign skull tattoo on his gut

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

No offence, but that looks pretty dang sweet

yeah i can make fun of fat people drinking bud all day but i wouldnt mind being there doing exactly that

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

ButteCysts posted:

its the drink of choice for the average person who gets drunk in a public pool

If you are going to get drunk on beer in broad daylight, Bud Light is a pretty sensible choice.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Like a dumpling bobbing in human stew.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

resistentialism posted:

Poor man has lost his inflatable.

he is the inflatable

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Moola posted:

is bud light low percentage?

why all these dudes drink pissant beer???

Its very refreshing. The half pint of booze is what does the "heavy lifting" re: drunkenness

NigelsPoppet
Jul 22, 2015
drat I've always wanted some white trash tattoos like that

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

looks like you truly "seized the day" you tubby wastrel

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
seize the doughnut

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Drinking light domestic beer and swimming in the urine of children is a proud midwestern summer tradition. Enjoy this time while you can for in a few short months it will be winter, and you'll find yourself once again locked in your study with a bottle of peppermint schnapps-brandy in one hand and a loaded revolver pointed at your temple.

Extra Large Marge fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jul 27, 2015

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going tubeing down the james soon but ill probably drink miller lite

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ill also probaby die im lookinh foward to it

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Moola posted:

is bud light low percentage?

why all these dudes drink pissant beer???

most places have a bigass case of it in the cooler already and its probably the best widely availible lovely macro to drink warm

coors if you like drinking it cold / hate unions

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Enfield posted:

ill also probaby die im lookinh foward to it

Naw, I used to live there. If you fall out of the tube you can crawl to safety across the floating layer of tampons and condoms.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Frankenstyle posted:

Naw, I used to live there. If you fall out of the tube you can crawl to safety across the floating layer of tampons and condoms.

im used to be a really strong swimmer and went to the river all the time but now im a retarded baby bird and the river is actually p. clean considerinv how popular it is so suck it

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AllPraiseToAllah
Oct 30, 2014

Arian_Samurai posted:

Drinking light domestic beer and swimming in the urine of children is a proud midwestern summer tradition. Enjoy this time while you can for in a few short months it will be winter, and you'll find yourself once again locked in your study with a bottle of peppermint schnapps-brandy in one hand and a loaded revolver pointed at your temple.

I was in a river you jelly gently caress boy.

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