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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


woo Wong slam :snoop:

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamnit, Busby, fooled again

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I still can't believe the cubs traded la mehieu for a half season of ian loving stewart

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Holy poo poo, Cubs with the bats tonight.

They'd better be hot after being swept by essentially a AAA team this weekend.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Ivan Nova is so good at getting himself out of trouble, he's basically the baseball version of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys at this point.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Come on David Lough.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


of course

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
I still don't know which Lynn we're seeing tonight. Last inning was fairly smooth, and this one... less so, but not as bad as the first few.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

an A-Bomb for, well, you know

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
A-Rod destroyed another.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
40th birthday dingers = best dingers

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

De La Rosa had his finger blister issue again :(

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
Cruz is pinch-hitting for Molina.

Said nobody ever. Until today.

(I hope Molina's OK.)

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Monday_ posted:

40th birthday dingers = best dingers

Is there a list of MLB'ers who have homered on their 40th birthday?

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
C'mon, Lynn. Settle down. The strike zone is right there. Not up there so much, not way over there were the player is, not so much down on the outside corner where not even the catcher can stop it, either.

Simmer down.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


well, gently caress.


and that's it. :fork:

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Jul 28, 2015

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Retail Slave posted:

Is there a list of MLB'ers who have homered on their 40th birthday?

Apparently Chipper Jones did, not sure who else has.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Oh, hey, Starlin Castro is making a routine play look eaaaaaaaasssssssy ooooooooohhhhhhh gently caress it. :suicide:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


castro and lester gonna have a throwing to first contest

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

how many batters are going to be hit in this reds/cards game? up to 5 now

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
Third Cardinal hit tonight. None of them look intentional, and Bourjos has a smile on his face, but that's a lot of HBP's for 5 2/3 innings.

Two Reds have been hit, but one of those was a ball lightly grazing the front of the batter's hanging jersey.

Man... I wish there was a Diamondback here to tell us how to fix this problem.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

tarlibone posted:

C'mon, Lynn. Settle down. The strike zone is right there. Not up there so much, not way over there were the player is, not so much down on the outside corner where not even the catcher can stop it, either.

Simmer down.

"Not feeling well" per Cards' Twitter. Speculation is a foul ball off his mask or the heat. Or, y'know, burst appendix.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Huh, first 8 game division lead for the Royals since 1980 when Brett was tearing things up.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


POLICE THAT MOOSTACHE

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Aoki's back! :neckbeard:

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
I love A-Rod and also Chasen Shreve and also the 2015 Yankees.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Not a pretty start for Lynn but somehow only managed 1 ER.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
MATT loving WIETERS!!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ADDISON RUSSELL MY MAINEST MAN

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Joe Panik is a friend to humanity.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
Looks like Rosenthal is coming in for the save.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
SPLASH HIT (foul ball)

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
That's a winner!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


HAIL SATAN :toot:



64-35. This team is gonna win 100+. :hellyeah:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Castro with (2) hits tonight, really skyrocketing that average

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


up that value, starlin.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

HAIL SATAN :toot:



64-35. This team is gonna win 100+. :hellyeah:

Will Siegrist and Rosenthal survive though?

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Matt Duffy owns a whole heck of a lot

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


motte you bum

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BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
A run, finally

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