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thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
Some private treasure hunters or something found it on the seabed near the coast. Crew presumably dead inside

Putin's a oval office.

http://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=2054&artikel=6220375

Edit with more info and pictures http://www.oceanexplorer.se

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Wonder how long it's been down there. Would hate to be the guy that's gotta crack it open.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
they haven't opened it yet, maybe the crew is still alive :shobon:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm *pretty sure* they all survived, been down there a while hope they update them all on world developments before releasing them back into the wild

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo

Rutibex posted:

they haven't opened it yet, maybe the crew is still alive :shobon:

I admire your optimism but there's no chance, surely?

Maybe they've all committed suicide if it was a secret mission? Probably burned or destroyed all evidence and documentation etc as well.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Whoever they are, I'm sure they're on vacation!

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
watch its gonna be empty :tinfoil: rapture??

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

watch its gonna be empty :tinfoil: rapture??

Slavs dont go to heaven

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
broken machine, bottom of a dark abyss, dead bodies, such is russia

Degenerate Star
Oct 27, 2005
unlikely
Pffft. This dead Russian sub, full of dead Russian sailors, is obviously a Western hoax to make Russia's glorious leader look bad.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Wonder how long it's been down there. Would hate to be the guy that's gotta crack it open.

It's like finding a fleshlight that you lost years earlier under your bed.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Three Olives posted:

It's like finding a fleshlight that you lost years earlier under your bed.

both are full of crusty dried up seamen?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
lol

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Dont worry, in the name of neutrality we will bend down and suck russia's dick, just like we bend down and suck america's dick, just like our forefathers bent down and sucked nazi germany's dick.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo

Nooner posted:

both are full of crusty dried up seamen?

:drat:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Nooner posted:

both are full of crusty dried up seamen?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

both are full of crusty dried up seamen?

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

Nooner posted:

both are full of crusty dried up seamen?

drat.gif or whatever

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Nooner posted:

both are full of crusty dried up seamen?
lol

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nooner posted:

both are full of crusty dried up seamen?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Nooner posted:

both are full of crusty dried up seamen?

Yes, you got my joke.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
The Hunt For Red Cucktober

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Nooner posted:

both are full of crusty dried up seamen?

Also lol

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

Three Olives posted:

Yes, you got my joke.

no, he actually delivered the funny punchline you left out like an idiot.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

both are full of crusty dried up seamen?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Three Olives posted:

Yes, you got my joke.
gently caress off loser.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Dead Gay Romans posted:

no, he actually delivered the funny punchline you left out like an idiot.

"..."

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

The Hunt For Red Cucktober

why did you think this was a good thing to post

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
anywy that's pretty cool that they found the sub, it's gonna be interesting what they find in it, but i guess if it's anything really interesting we might never know about it

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

dogcrash truther posted:

anywy that's pretty cool that they found the sub, it's gonna be interesting what they find in it, but i guess if it's anything really interesting we might never know about it
Dead guys.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

dogcrash truther posted:

anywy that's pretty cool that they found the sub, it's gonna be interesting what they find in it, but i guess if it's anything really interesting we might never know about it

my guess is a smaller sub

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dogcrash truther posted:

anywy that's pretty cool that they found the sub, it's gonna be interesting what they find in it, but i guess if it's anything really interesting we might never know about it

maybe theyll find that its full of dried up crusty seamen? :smug:

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Parallax Scroll posted:

my guess is a smaller sub

And inside that?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
like an old fleshlight you find under ur bed

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

therattle posted:

And inside that?

well its russian so i guess there would be a series of smaller ones

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
i guess they gay sign underwater didn't deter these russian seamen

because they were gay

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Parallax Scroll posted:

my guess is a smaller sub

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

maybe theyll find that its full of dried up crusty seamen? :smug:

Oh snap, dgsw bringing the jokes today

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Parallax Scroll posted:

well its russian so i guess there would be a series of smaller ones

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