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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless



Republicans were right all along!

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
thank god that guy with the gun shot the other guy with a gun

truly the solution is more guns

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
not clicking that link, in your haste to post you forgot to add anything of substance. voting this thread 2 as i like OP's enthusiasm but do not like being obligated to click a link.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i knew it!!! gently caress you, millennials!!!

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
what if the 1 year old boy had a gun

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
if everyone had guns nobody would shoot them because they'd know the other people would also be shooting and their bullets would just hit the other people's bullets coming the other way and nobody would ever actually hit who they were shooting at so why even bother?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009



:911: a true american hero :911:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Cool i guess

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Harald posted:

what if the 1 year old boy had a gun

This never would have happened

The Bible
May 8, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

This never would have happened

Texas

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

proof the system works

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Lol if u care about guns in tyol 2015.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I shot my gun into your mom's oval office. My meat gun.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
not clicking the link but my gun went off in ops mom if you follow the metaphor

^^^. gently caress

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I like how Rick Perry has said that if people should have been able to carry guns into the movie theater in Louisiana where that shooting was a few days ago. Yeah, that's what we need, a bunch of people returning fire in a dark movie theater.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I like how Rick Perry has said that if people should have been able to carry guns into the movie theater in Louisiana where that shooting was a few days ago. Yeah, that's what we need, a bunch of people returning fire in a dark movie theater.

I like how ur a lil cock suckin human being rear end bitch boy

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Finally! A loving white guy shooting a black one is finally loving justified! PRAISE THE GODDAMN loving oval office CHRIST ALMIGHTY!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Profondo Rosso posted:

I like how ur a lil cock suckin human being rear end bitch boy

haha me too! haha

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
so what happened after the concealed carry dude shot that cop?

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

This kind of stuff happens all the time Google "the armed citizen" friend

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Profondo Rosso posted:

I like how ur a lil cock suckin human being rear end bitch boy


dad gay. so what posted:

haha me too! haha

:love:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

No. 6 posted:

Finally! A loving white guy shooting a black one is finally loving justified! PRAISE THE GODDAMN loving oval office CHRIST ALMIGHTY!

the elderly gentlemen was clearly suffering from PTSD from a life of white oppression and snapped

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i think everybody should shoot each other all the time like the wild west

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i think everybody should shoot each other all the time like the wild west

fur shur

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
New spin on Ewing theory

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I like how Rick Perry has said that if people should have been able to carry guns into the movie theater in Louisiana where that shooting was a few days ago. Yeah, that's what we need, a bunch of people returning fire in a dark movie theater.

do your eyes not adjust after like 20 seconds in there

if anything the shooter would be at a disadvantage unless he waited for his eyes to adjust

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Harald posted:

what if the 1 year old boy had a gun

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

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There has to be a story somewhere of a concealed carry dude preventing a mass shooting, but he ends up killing 10 innocent bystanders trying to shoot the bad guy but he keeps missing.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ghlbtsk posted:

There has to be a story somewhere of a concealed carry dude preventing a mass shooting, but he ends up killing 10 innocent bystanders trying to shoot the bad guy but he keeps missing.

they're called police shootings

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
bang bang woohoo yeah

stick em up bang pow

woooooo

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

this was an NRA false flag

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






i like rick perrys plan of arming more fat drunken slobs in movie theaters to shoot at people in the dark

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

ghlbtsk posted:

There has to be a story somewhere of a concealed carry dude preventing a mass shooting, but he ends up killing 10 innocent bystanders trying to shoot the bad guy but he keeps missing.

I'm wondering how big of a chain you could have have of ccws arriving later on the scene mistaking heroics for a mass shooting.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Parallax Scroll posted:



:911: a true american hero :911:

Yeah but I bet he still traveled on the play.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

if the guy with the gun wasn't being falsely imprisoned at an IHOP, it wasn't justified.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ghlbtsk posted:

There has to be a story somewhere of a concealed carry dude preventing a mass shooting, but he ends up killing 10 innocent bystanders trying to shoot the bad guy but he keeps missing.

And yet it never happens except for when its the cops

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
dude looks like samulej l jackson lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






ghlbtsk posted:

There has to be a story somewhere of a concealed carry dude preventing a mass shooting, but he ends up killing 10 innocent bystanders trying to shoot the bad guy but he keeps missing.

At the Gabby Giffords shooting, someone almost plugged the poor bastard who wrestled the gun away from the actual nutjob killer.

quote:

"I came out of that store, I clicked the safety off, and I was ready," he explained on Fox and Friends. "I had my hand on my gun. I had it in my jacket pocket here. And I came around the corner like this." Zamudio demonstrated how his shooting hand was wrapped around the weapon, poised to draw and fire. As he rounded the corner, he saw a man holding a gun. "And that's who I at first thought was the shooter," Zamudio recalled. "I told him to 'Drop it, drop it!'"

But the man with the gun wasn't the shooter. He had wrested the gun away from the shooter. "Had you shot that guy, it would have been a big, fat mess," the interviewer pointed out.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
When I carry a gun, I don't do so because I am looking for a fight, but because I'm looking to be left alone.

The gun at my side means that I cannot be forced, only persuaded.

I don't carry it because I'm afraid, but because it enables me to be unafraid.

It doesn't limit the actions of those who would interact with me through reason, only the actions of those who would do so by force. It removes force from the equation... and that's why carrying a gun is a civilized act.”

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Idk guys. Maybe the baby deserved it. We don't know the whole story yet.

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