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are making science gadgets for Batman? Like half of his poo poo is covered in bat logos. Do they sign some sort of NDA? I mean they have to obviously see some of this poo poo being used on the news and would connect the dots. Or at least that Bruce Wayne at a minimum is funding Batman.
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Maybe they swap scientists every few months? That way not any one scientist sees a full project. But if that were the case they would be notorious in what their turnover rate is. Someone would get suspicious.
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Jul 28, 2015 03:42
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Batman makes all the cool poo poo himself.
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Jul 28, 2015 03:47
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Or wanye could just be like batman stole our poo poo guys.
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Jul 28, 2015 03:51
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comics are for children
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this is like asking why thomas the tank engine has a human face and emotions
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Jul 28, 2015 03:52
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Wayne is french for bat, so it makes sense to them to put their logo on all the poo poo.
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Windows 98 posted:Maybe they swap scientists every few months? That way not any one scientist sees a full project. But if that were the case they would be notorious in what their turnover rate is. Someone would get suspicious. Batman hires undocumented foreign scientists and does everything off the books. When they are done he beats them into a coma, dresses them as thugs, and leaves them in the street for the police to collect.
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Jul 28, 2015 03:53
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TEAYCHES posted:this is like asking why thomas the tank engine has a human face and emotions because he's a were-train you dumb idiot retard
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Jul 28, 2015 03:53
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facebook and google went on for many many years before they found out that they were building a spy network for the feds 
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Jul 28, 2015 03:54
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Outsourcing duh. Probably frames it as being anti-brain drain in those countries but you know he's getting massive kick backs.
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Jul 28, 2015 03:56
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because he's loving batman you poo poo head. you clod. you loving dick.
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Jul 28, 2015 03:56
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:because he's loving batman you poo poo head. you clod. you loving dick. Yeah but like even all the computers and poo poo. Is Bruce Wayne also an IT admin?
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Jul 28, 2015 04:01
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TEAYCHES posted:this is like asking why thomas the tank engine has a human face and emotions Ironically the answer is the same, autism
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Jul 28, 2015 04:04
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Morgan Freeman puts the bat logos on personally.
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Profondo Rosso posted:Ironically the answer is the same, autism
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TEAYCHES posted:this is like asking why thomas the tank engine has a human face and emotions It's to indocrinate kids into crony capitalism.
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Jul 28, 2015 04:14
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Batman could probably capture some of his supergenius enemies and use them as slaves (as a form of 'rehabilitation') and it wouldn't even seem to out of character.
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Jul 28, 2015 04:16
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Moon Atari posted:Batman could probably capture some of his supergenius enemies and use them as slaves (as a form of 'rehabilitation') and it wouldn't even seem to out of character. why doesnt the government give like Mad Hatter and Riddler and Mr Freeze and whoever a good job with a 7 figure salary to make cool poo poo? i'm sure they would stop doing crimes if they are rich and lazy. it has to cost that much to make fancy jails for them anyway
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Jul 28, 2015 04:20
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movies covered this it's a single cool black guy
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Jul 28, 2015 04:21
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Wayne is french for bat, so it makes sense to them to put their logo on all the poo poo. No it's not. But bat in Vietnamese is gay, so I'm still seeing some connections there.
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Rutibex posted:why doesnt the government give like Mad Hatter and Riddler and Mr Freeze and whoever a good job with a 7 figure salary to make cool poo poo? i'm sure they would stop doing crimes if they are rich and lazy. it has to cost that much to make fancy jails for them anyway "some people just want to watch the world cuck"
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Jul 28, 2015 04:30
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Wayne is french for bat, so it makes sense to them to put their logo on all the poo poo. i knew this wasnt true bc it wasn't in a cracked "5 REAL secret superhero origins" article
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Batman is a comic and things happen because that's how the story writers want them to go.
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Windows 98 posted:Yeah but like even all the computers and poo poo. Is Bruce Wayne also an IT admin? I wouldn't be surprised if Batman hacked the Gibson while performing open heart surgery on Robin.
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Rutibex posted:why doesnt the government give like Mad Hatter and Riddler and Mr Freeze and whoever a good job with a 7 figure salary to make cool poo poo? i'm sure they would stop doing crimes if they are rich and lazy. it has to cost that much to make fancy jails for them anyway I'm pretty sure Mr freeze only commits crimes to fund his medical research to fix whatever his wife is dying from, so he definitely could be pacified pretty easily, while also solving a medical issue. Poison Ivy has a power that could achieve so much good that if she can't be forced to cooperate she should be dissected for research purposes. Riddler could be tricked into solving maths problems and crunching complex data by presenting it as a challenge from batman. But I'll bet batman would pay the government not to utilise them though because they are the villain characters in the hero LARP he must maintain to avoid addressing his issues.
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criscodisco posted:No it's not. But bat in Vietnamese is gay, so I'm still seeing some connections there. shiksa posted:i knew this wasnt true bc it wasn't in a cracked "5 REAL secret superhero origins" article It's true you buttheads
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Jul 28, 2015 04:39
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Patrick Bateman should play batman
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TEAYCHES posted:this is like asking why thomas the tank engine has a human face and emotions Applewhite posted:Morgan Freeman puts the bat logos on personally. Idk why but both of those cracked me up, so thanks guys.
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Jul 28, 2015 04:57
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I want a batcave origin story, with Wayne down there trying to pour concrete and secure steel beams to the cave walls. And then running all the wiring. And then realizing he's got to take a piss.
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Jul 28, 2015 05:07
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but concrete cant secure steel beams batman
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Nostratic posted:I want a batcave origin story, with Wayne down there trying to pour concrete and secure steel beams to the cave walls. And then running all the wiring. And then realizing he's got to take a piss. He just pees in the cave. I think that is what caves are for.
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Jul 28, 2015 05:10
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Alfred would clearly hold batman's piss bottles.
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When you said Batcave origin story I thought you meant the story of his father Thomas choosing to build a mansion on unstable ground and having to get contractors to overlook obvious safety issues to proceed with building, and then him thinking, "Hmmm, I wonder if my son will ever truly appreciate the cave system beneath this mansion..." as a godawful way of shoehorning some sort of explanation in to the Batman story. Why has an artist not done this side of the origin story?
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:facebook and google went on for many many years before they found out that they were building a spy network for the feds This was cheeky and I like it
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Batman probably commissions a lot of individual parts from a bunch of factories and has them shipped to Morgan Freeman's lab so he can put it all together and then Batman sticks li'l bat stickers all over them
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I always assumed he had an awesome 3d batprinter.
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l33t b4c0n posted:When you said Batcave origin story I thought you meant the story of his father Thomas choosing to build a mansion on unstable ground and having to get contractors to overlook obvious safety issues to proceed with building, and then him thinking, "Hmmm, I wonder if my son will ever truly appreciate the cave system beneath this mansion..." as a godawful way of shoehorning some sort of explanation in to the Batman story. Batman: Dark Cave Rises
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