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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:She shouldn't wear those shorts just like big fat guys shouldn't wear tiny trunks. Dress for your body type. It's weird to me because the shorts are actually very revealing compared to other divas gear and yet she's the diva with the least amount to reveal. It's the kind of gear they'd have women wear pre-PG
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Chris James 2 posted:It's listing highest accomplishments. I think it also mentioned Bryan being WWE champ, Paige being just a diva because she's won nothing, and Balor who just happens to currently be NXT champ. You were right. Here were the other 4 in no particular order:    
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Jul 28, 2015 06:53
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dromal phrenia posted:It's weird to me because the shorts are actually very revealing compared to other divas gear and yet she's the diva with the least amount to reveal. It's the kind of gear they'd have women wear pre-PG "She neeeeeeeds to find her rear end!" - Kevin Dunn
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Jonny Nox posted:^^^Alternate: Don't watch WWE for the wrestling^^^ I'm a DC fan too. I only like companies that actively loathe me. (And Lucha Underground) I don't care how much you dislike John Cena, waving off doctors for a nose break like that is pretty balls of him because loving ow. And that terminator thing is the silliest/best thing I've seen in a while because it's the weirdest marketing thing ever.
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Jul 28, 2015 07:16
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The road to Summerslam 2015 starts with Big Show, Randy Orton, and John Cena scoring desperately needed victories. Was Reigns even on this episode? I think I went into a fugue state at some point about halfway through.
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One news site just pointed out that, depending on the severity of the injury, Cena might have to wear a face mask to protect his nose. God I hope this happens. I really want a Cena in the ridiculous see-through plastic thing
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Jul 28, 2015 07:41
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StarkRavingMad posted:One news site just pointed out that, depending on the severity of the injury, Cena might have to wear a face mask to protect his nose. God I hope this happens. I really want a Cena in the ridiculous see-through plastic thing If he wears one, I expect he'll find a way to paint a transparent U.S. flag or somesuch on it.
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Jul 28, 2015 07:45
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Or borrow Cody's. Hell, give Cena the entire "my beautiful face is ruined"/Doctor Doom gimmick.
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Jul 28, 2015 07:51
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DeepDickPizza posted:Yes. When wrestlers people like constantly lose, it affects their enjoyment of the product. What a concept. Yes. If wins and losses of your favorites are what you're invested in with wrestling, then you're at the same level of fan as a kid who loves Cena. That doesn't mean the whole product is worthless poo poo, you just like different people because you're older or because you like a different style. Which is fine, but when people pretend like they're more than that as a fan because they totally know the business and totally deserve all the specific things they want but cry about it every week and then come back for more, it gets really old and tired and sounds like a babyman tantrum. For all the crap people online give marks, they sure act like them a lot. There were a bunch of really solid matches in the past 2 weeks, a lot of people were used well and all divisions were pushed in a pretty good balance, and there's been very little embarrassing wrestlecrap. I have been enjoying those things. What a concept.
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Jul 28, 2015 08:11
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DukeofCA posted:No but seriously where'd all this ISIS stuff come from? Twitter joke where Macklemore said something dumb and people were like I cant believe Macklemore joined ISIS. StarkRavingMad posted:We actually quickly met with Hernandez, Drago, and Chavo. did you guys only beat the piss out of Hernandez or was Drago fair game too?
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Jul 28, 2015 08:58
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sticklefifer posted:Yes. If wins and losses of your favorites are what you're invested in with wrestling, then you're at the same level of fan as a kid who loves Cena. That doesn't mean the whole product is worthless poo poo, you just like different people because you're older or because you like a different style. Which is fine, but when people pretend like they're more than that as a fan because they totally know the business and totally deserve all the specific things they want but cry about it every week and then come back for more, it gets really old and tired and sounds like a babyman tantrum. For all the crap people online give marks, they sure act like them a lot. Are you the Stockholm guy now? Everybody else quit.
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Jul 28, 2015 09:08
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I described Cena's first promo with Kevin Owens to my friend as "Captain America vs. The Amazing Atheist" and that pretty much held true for the entire fued, and it made me like him and appreciate Kevin James as a heel. Cena was being the best dad ever, introducing Kevin respectfully, even though he was being mean, and then when he kept being mean Ceners was like "OKAY THEN I'LL GIVE YOU A WARNING >:(" Yayyy Cena, you're the never give up rise above hate thuganomics can't see me champ is here to come get some. Then Cena was going to congratulate him for winning! But he kept being mean. What a dick! Fighting him made sense. Also it was an obvious attempt to transform the "Cena sucks" chants into "fight Owens fight" chants, and it almost worked, and I love that Owens' response was to ignore it. What a diiiiiiiiiick. But with Rollins, I have no idea why Cena is picking this fight. He just started messing with the poor guy out of nowhere, and Rollins was so confused that he thought Cena was just being impolite and tried to leave, and then Cena tried to beat him up, and Seth walked away from the angry person trying to escalate to violence. ??????? Why is the hero acting like Gaston? We already know you can beat up everyone. You're supposed to respect that power and use it only as necessary. You look like an rear end in a top hat. Like a loving idiot. Also Rollins is sexy, and Cena looks like the "I am disappoint" dad.
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Jul 28, 2015 10:21
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Cena looks like Lee Evans with that busted nose. Cena also owns and I will gladly thumb war anyone who disagrees.
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Jul 28, 2015 10:48
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Ahahaha the WWE champion tapped out on Raw
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Unironically hope whatever has Foochs depressed gets better because it must be serious if it's broken his spirit and isn't wrestling related
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Jul 28, 2015 12:16
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Unironically hope whatever has Foochs depressed gets better because it must be serious if it's broken his spirit and isn't wrestling related Be well, foochs  Also my tip for enjoying WWE is to never ever watch Raw. Read the recap in the OP, look at the gifs, maybe fire up an interesting-looking segment on YouTube.
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fubbi and his peaceful religion crap is why wwe sucks we should all convert to a more hardcore idol, zoroaster, who brings his own cane to the ring with him  also if he takes his wrestlerobe off he's basically interchangeable with the recently deceased lame duck champ daniel bryan
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Shima Honnou posted:we should all convert to a more hardcore idol, zoroaster, who brings his own cane to the ring with him 
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Jul 28, 2015 13:09
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Pariah Rex posted:So which of these two and ONLY two possibilities is going to happen? Pariah Rex posted:2. John Cena wins clean then in the midst of the confetti and Cole sucking his dick while JBL tickles his balls, Sheamus cashes in. Pariah Rex posted:John Cena wins clean, Sheamus cashes in. Pariah Rex posted:John Cena, Sheamus. 
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Jul 28, 2015 14:12
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Who is the face in the Big Show/Miz rivalry? Or should both be considered Taker levels of tweener at this point?
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BisonDollah posted:Who is the face in the Big Show/Miz rivalry? Or should both be considered Taker levels of tweener at this point? It was Ryback but then he got a CM Pimple.
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BisonDollah posted:Who is the face in the Big Show/Miz rivalry? Or should both be considered Taker levels of tweener at this point? Ryback
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Pariah Rex posted:2. John Cena wins clean then in the midst of the confetti and Cole sucking his dick while JBL tickles his balls 
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Jul 28, 2015 14:27
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God this thread is the drizzling shits, worse than RAW.
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Shima Honnou posted:It was Ryback but then he got a CM Pimple. I thought Ryback gave up wrestling to become a pool hustler?
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Xenoletum posted:God this thread is the drizzling shits, worse than RAW. Nah.
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Jul 28, 2015 14:29
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Jul 28, 2015 14:31
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One thing that has stood out to me the last couple of weeks is Kevin Owens yelling at Cole. Is there any particular reason for this (backstage comment or a WWE.com interview). I did have the thought that it could be KO passive aggressively hitting at Vince for dropping him down.
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I wonder why they're making Summerslam 4 hours long. They can barely fill 3 hours of Raw, and that has commercials.
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Imagine if Cesaro or Ambrose or Owens or Rollins or Rusev or Neville were allowed to wrestle 20 minutes matches every week on Raw with great talent and win each of them by just being better than their opponent. You'd have a brand new star on your hands. But nah, just give that push to John Cena instead.
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Bizarro Kanyon posted:One thing that has stood out to me the last couple of weeks is Kevin Owens yelling at Cole. Is there any particular reason for this (backstage comment or a WWE.com interview). Being an rear end in a top hat to commentary is part of his thing. He did it to Byron Saxton and Alex Riley in NXT.
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I forget about Raw pretty much a day or two after it happens so correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Randy Orton said basically nothing for months now???
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Jul 28, 2015 15:03
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It would actually be a fresh feud, Sheamus and Cena haven't been near each other since the first time Sheamus was WWE champion.
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Jul 28, 2015 15:12
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KungFu Grip posted:did you guys only beat the piss out of Hernandez or was Drago fair game too? We weren't really supposed to beat up on Drago for storyline reasons. They gave us the two minute recap of why the fans hate Hernandez and like Drago (including Hernandez roughing up a fan and taking his belt a couple weeks ago). I don't think it was "don't hit Drago or else" but more like it wouldn't make much sense with the backstory.
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