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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
After watching two seasons of Orange is the new Black I learned that tits alone will not give me an erection

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Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
They will if they're Kate Mara's boobs.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Kublai Khan was a sexhaver

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Jane Fonda's workout tape apparently worked, excellently.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

from watching house of cards i learned that kevin spacey is most definitely, without a doubt, super gay

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
binders real peaky

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Much of the time, horse-mans are sad.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
That Netflix could do with hiring some better writers. And directors.

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
That platitudes about discipline and self-respect carry more weight when they come from furries with concerned expressions.

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
That Netflix gets all of the garbage the good networks like HBO, Showtime, and AMC pass on.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

taught me to never again bury the script to the 3rd season in that haunted pet graveyard.

sometimes dead is better, bluth

except maybe if its better off ted. if netflix rebooted that, perhaps sometimes ted is better

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

I'm the two fat gay guys eating ice cream from the opening of Sense8

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Chefs are pretentious

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Trailer Park Boys taught me that's the way she goes, Bubs. That's the fuckin' way she goes.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
How to peel corn.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
People care too much about food.

Emerson Cod
Apr 14, 2004

by Pragmatica
The future is bright. Just look at it.

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
That guy who plays Foggy Nelson on Daredevil may well be the worst actor in a show anywhere. I mean, he's like high school drama club bad.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



all orgies are gay

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Kevin Spacey tried to convince me to buy a PS Vita

I didn't, though, because they are bad and have no game unless you like anime child porn

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014

Quote-Unquote posted:

Kevin Spacey tried to convince me to buy a PS Vita

I didn't, though, because they are bad and have no game unless you like anime child porn

I own a vita and take offense. Back to playing tatuhori schoolgirl panties simulator 3.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

criscodisco posted:

How to peel corn.



Kimmy is pretty solid.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Culty kidnapping and years of rape = lotsa laffs

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
www.inceptioncigars.com
I don't have Netflix so I did not learn anything OP.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
netflix taught me that i already saw all the good shows/movies and new good stuff comes about not too often

make something like spartacus or rome, use native americans or whoever, i just want more gore tits

e. game of thrones is boring convoluted garbage

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Marco Polo learned some sweet karate moves in Asia

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
couldn't get into marco poli, does it get good or just more boring?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Good characters get turned lovely by obvious attempt to copy Breaking Bad's success.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Wicker Man posted:

Good characters get turned lovely by obvious attempt to copy Breaking Bad's success.

along with showing the end of the episode at the beginning style

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Ramsus posted:

couldn't get into marco poli, does it get good or just more boring?

My former roommate used to watch this, no it doesn't. Actually I think he watched boring shows on purpose so I wouldn't hang out in the living room.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
dare devil can be good is what I learned but also that the kingpin can be better

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ramsus posted:

couldn't get into marco poli, does it get good or just more boring?

It stays mostly the same. I watched and enjoyed it, but if you haven't been enjoying it, there's no awesome poo poo hidden halfway through, or anything like that.

Historical soap opera.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Stryder posted:

That guy who plays Foggy Nelson on Daredevil may well be the worst actor in a show anywhere. I mean, he's like high school drama club bad.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Unbreakable Kimmy is really good and now I wished Netflix just produced all television.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
sense8 taught me that watching a lube drenched strapon thud against the ground and spray everything surrounding it, like a dog trying to dry off, can be the best television event of 2015, if you let it.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

That Better Call Saul is not actually a Netflix original, even though UK Netflix claims it is.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Maybe Arrested Development wasn't that funny in the first place

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Arian_Samurai posted:

Maybe Arrested Development wasn't that funny in the first place

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Inevitable posted:

Culty kidnapping and years of rape = lotsa laffs

Also you can make a show with a white lady playing a Native American and still keep your liberal street cred

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Cillian Murphy while a very pretty man, isn't that strong of an actor without Nolan building entire scenes around him.

Boardwalk Empire but in Britain isn't the best concept for a show

You can make a show that is literally 1980s levels of sitcom stereotypes and get lauded for making "realistic characters"

In the right hands even a boring as gently caress Batman ripoff can be a good show, atleast up until the last 2 episodes.

The "bad rear end" kid from Mighty Ducks is downright charming these days

If you're gonna make a show continuing on the timeline of a show that ended 7 years ago, make sure you can actually shoot scenes with the stars actually interacting before you start production.

Kevin Spacey really needs to play the bad guy in everything

If you're gonna make a historical fiction show ala Rome, make sure you hire actual writers who have some understanding of the period.

You can make a show where the main character is a terrible human being who cries about everything, but if the supporting cast is good it will still keep you interested through the series

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