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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
*Can speed run Zelda 64 in 2:49:54 without glitches

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Great Orb!
Feb 4, 2009
Languages: English, Emoji

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Skills: can edge for 7 hours straight and still pop on command

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Reason for leaving: YOLO

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
*Can work without more than a 15 minute break for over 2 hours most days.

*Once worked entirely independantly for 90 minutes when supervisor left for a dentist appointment.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Leadership Skills: Guild Master in WoW (World of Warcraft) of Dragon Might (43rd world first kill on Hungerer).

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Can tweet (and retweet) #hireme

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
boo

Pecked To Death
Jun 27, 2004

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:
what year do you have to be born in to be a millennial. generations are stupid

it's like a spectrum man :2bong:

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Moist Missle posted:

what year do you have to be born in to be a millennial. generations are stupid

it's like a spectrum man :twobongs:

anytime between 1980 and 2003

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

I can jailbreak your iphone or android and I can boost you in CoD, I don't work on weekends including friday

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I find the question about me being male or female to be extremely offensive and believe me Tumblr WILL hear about this

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
* Social Media Expert

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
I can use excel

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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heres a portfolio of my something awful posting for reference

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
When people say millenials how old of people are we talking about?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Crimson Harvest posted:

When people say millenials how old of people are we talking about?

1000

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Crimson Harvest posted:

When people say millenials how old of people are we talking about?

at least 1000

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

gently caress you

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
*When people are talking I always imagine they are talking about me so I stay on task and am a great people person.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Frostwerks posted:

gently caress you

:smugdog:

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
*I'm in a poly relationship so I have lots of extra emergency contacts. I'm extra safe.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Clemocracy posted:

*I'm in a poly relationship so I have lots of extra emergency contacts. I'm extra safe.

thats hilarious. here have a sugar cube

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

was expecting another retarded clown thread

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I will only drink out of red cups

The cups I drink out of must be red.

Red is a good cup colour.

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
*Will happily bring coffee in each morning for the staff as I stop by there everyday anyway. I always get a

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
caramel machiatto

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
My gag reflex is nonexistent.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I love the taste of cum, especially the cum of Federal Reserve bankers.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lc/ms, gc/ms, hplc, single crystal x ray diffraction

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
:420:

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Clemocracy posted:

caramel machiatto

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
im gay

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
this little pony went to private svhool. this little pony went to university. this little pony went wee we we wee and was found 3 months later in a bathtub with a contact gunshot entrance wound to the temple

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
can last almost 3 hours during sex due to desensitization caused by a lot of masturbation

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
JavaScript

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Caramel macchiato!!!!!

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
cultural critic blogger and twitter activist

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Good with google, wikipedia

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