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I have to leave for work in an hour and a half, it takes an hour to get there, I work 9 hours and then another hour to get home. I won't get to sleep for another 12+ hours. gently caress my life. Edit: I will be periodically posting updates throughout the day as I slip further and further into delirium. Monday_ fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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Why did you not sleep in 34 hrs
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Jul 28, 2015 11:19
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congratulations on the upcoming death, OP
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Jul 28, 2015 11:20
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longest I ever did was 49 hours and I worked for 24 of them, then slept like 24 hours afterwards it's gonna be great op
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Jul 28, 2015 11:20
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Sokrateez posted:longest I ever did was 49 hours and I worked for 24 of them, then slept like 24 hours afterwards If I can fall asleep as soon as I get home tonight, the most I can sleep is 12 hours before I have to get up and go to work again. Should be enough but we'll see.
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Jul 28, 2015 11:22
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What's it like being a truck driver for Walmart, OP?
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Jul 28, 2015 11:31
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theres no way you can make it you PUSSY
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Jul 28, 2015 11:31
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do whatever the dog tells you
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Jul 28, 2015 11:36
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Anyone know what the closest legal equivalent to speed and/or cocaine is? I'm already on 400mg of caffeine and an extra large iced coffee with a shitload of sugar. I could show up at my psychiatrist's office as soon as he opens and maybe get a script for Adderall but there's no way I'd be able to get it filled and still get to work on time.
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Jul 28, 2015 11:37
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Monday_ posted:Anyone know what the closest legal equivalent to speed and/or cocaine is? I'm already on 400mg of caffeine and an extra large iced coffee with a shitload of sugar. killing a man will give you the ultimate high
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Jul 28, 2015 11:38
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Wangsbig posted:killing a man will give you the ultimate high Pretty sure murder isn't legal but I'm gonna have to double check. I'll get back to you.
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Jul 28, 2015 11:39
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Monday_ posted:Anyone know what the closest legal equivalent to speed and/or cocaine is? I'm already on 400mg of caffeine and an extra large iced coffee with a shitload of sugar. it's called life. get high off it anytime for free
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Jul 28, 2015 11:42
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Monday_ posted:I have to leave for work in an hour and a half, it takes an hour to get there, I work 9 hours and then another hour to get home. I won't get to sleep for another 12+ hours. gently caress my life. What State/Country do you live in and how do you get to work? That sounds pretty lovely bro, goondolences.
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Jul 28, 2015 11:52
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spud posted:What State/Country do you live in and how do you get to work? I live in south Brooklyn and take the subway into Manhattan.
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Jul 28, 2015 12:03
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my doctor gives me these Superman pills that make me really energetic and focused but at the same time i can't feel my arms or legs when I take them
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Jul 28, 2015 12:07
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amityville anus posted:my doctor gives me these Superman pills that make me really energetic and focused but at the same time i can't feel my arms or legs when I take them The real deal then?
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Jul 28, 2015 12:17
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Just got out of the shower and realized I always forget to wash my asscheeks. I scrub down my crack and b-hole every time but somehow the cheeks always elude me. I guess they get the soap that trickles down from my back so at least that's something. I gave them a good twice over with the loofah, and will try to remember them going forward.
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Jul 28, 2015 12:23
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Monday_ posted:Anyone know what the closest legal equivalent to speed and/or cocaine is? I'm already on 400mg of caffeine and an extra large iced coffee with a shitload of sugar. I'd suggest C4 which is a pre-workout but if you took it after taking all that caffeine yous probably die.
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Jul 28, 2015 12:23
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call in sick and sleep hth
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Jul 28, 2015 12:24
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im pissing
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Jul 28, 2015 12:26
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took aspirin for the first time today to help with headache and it was seriously like magic when the pain went away.
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Jul 28, 2015 12:27
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Seanightjar posted:took aspirin for the first time today to help with headache and it was seriously like magic when the pain went away. ive been there, brother
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Jul 28, 2015 12:28
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Lascivious Sloth posted:call in sick and sleep hth yeah this.
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Jul 28, 2015 12:29
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Generally when I don't get any sleep I call in sick but I have a job that least at the moment has a good leave system. The first and last time I decided to be a good little trooper and come into work after being awake for over a day and a half I realized on the way home I had "lost time" for fairly long stretches of the drive- both ways. It's kinda cool when you're coming back to your house from a route you never take, and can only remember brief moments between turning the vehicle on and pulling into your driveway. After that I just always call in sick.
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Jul 28, 2015 12:34
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sleep at the office,
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Jul 28, 2015 12:34
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Lascivious Sloth posted:call in sick and sleep hth Can't really. My department is only three people and the guy in charge of it is on vacation. It would be pretty lovely of me to leave the other guy all alone just because I'm tired. Plus my job is like 90% downtime and the little bit of work I do usually isn't that important. Just gonna keep pumping myself with sugar and try to power through it. Off to work, will be back when I get there or maybe on the train, idk.
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Jul 28, 2015 12:41
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Buy a Benzedrex inhaler and eat the cotton inside it is the closest thing to legal speed
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Jul 28, 2015 12:44
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Monday_ posted:Anyone know what the closest legal equivalent to speed and/or cocaine is?
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Jul 28, 2015 12:47
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my bony fealty posted:Buy a Benzedrex inhaler and eat the cotton inside it is the closest thing to legal speed This is actually the most legitimate answer op but it ain't gonna last long enough and the come down blows.
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Jul 28, 2015 12:47
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4loko
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Jul 28, 2015 12:49
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Growing up is an option
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Jul 28, 2015 12:53
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put a ginseng in ur peehole
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Jul 28, 2015 12:55
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Yolomon Wayne posted:The real deal then? yeah they're shaped like supermans logo and whenever they stop working my doctor gives me more
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Jul 28, 2015 12:57
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my bony fealty posted:Buy a Benzedrex inhaler and eat the cotton inside it is the closest thing to legal speed I think eating pseudoephedrine decongestant steadily through the day works better, like 4-5 at a time. Only do this if you're not an old and have no heart issues. I was habitually sleep deprived for many years, shadow people were my constant companions
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Jul 28, 2015 13:01
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36 hours? that's it?. Come back when you start to see the shadow people OP
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Jul 28, 2015 13:11
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Sharing a train car with the weird couple again. Dude is probably 60 and looks like an ultra-conservative urban commando. He has a hot mid 20s trophy wife/girlfriend. I don't get it. I have two bottles of apple juice for fructose. Already have about 600 mg of caffeine in my system and I start to feel lovely at around 1000.
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Jul 28, 2015 13:15
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why haven't you slept since like sunday afternoon op
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Jul 28, 2015 13:28
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been there done that OP, stop rehashing old poo poo. at least you arent driving lol last time i was hallucinating clear as day
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Jul 28, 2015 13:34
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Monday_ posted:Sharing a train car with the weird couple again. Dude is probably 60 and looks like an ultra-conservative urban commando. He has a hot mid 20s trophy wife/girlfriend. I don't get it.
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Jul 28, 2015 13:40
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Wall Balls posted:4loko They took the caffeine out of lokos something like six years ago.
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