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dogcrash truther posted:here are my guesses, most gbs posters work in IT, are in education (teacher or student), or work retail Ha! jokes on you I'm currently jobless, though I have an interview so that may change soon. Please God let it change soon I'm so poor. 
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Jul 28, 2015 16:25
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Working on my IT bachelor and juggling odd jobs to make ends meet.
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Jul 28, 2015 16:28
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Otacon posted:I snipe threads 
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Jul 28, 2015 16:31
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i look out a window and read stuff and write stuff and answer a phone sometimes and other times i have to talk to people (ugh) or go to meetings
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Jul 28, 2015 16:34
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sex haver/writer
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Jul 28, 2015 16:36
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i break computers with bad code
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Jul 28, 2015 16:38
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office drone for a university research lab.
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Jul 28, 2015 16:42
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i pretend to keep the network running but it mostly does that by itself
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Jul 28, 2015 16:43
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I'm in the navy but i just sit on the toilet on my phone until the day ends
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Jul 28, 2015 16:47
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Restaurant peon.
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Jul 28, 2015 17:04
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Internet comedy columnist most days. Which is ironic because I'm like the least funny person on these boards. I teach SAT prep classes on the weekends.
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Jul 28, 2015 17:06
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Fill baloons with my farts so clowns can give them to rear end in a top hat kids at parties and then pop them
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Jul 28, 2015 17:08
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Booblord Zagats posted:Fill baloons with my farts so clowns can give them to rear end in a top hat kids at parties and then pop them growth industry
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Jul 28, 2015 17:16
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Drunk Nerds posted:Internet comedy columnist most days. Which is ironic because I'm like the least funny person on these boards. so your just here to steal material? twitter just passed a law about that. on a side note, it looks like they found that russian sub near sweden
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Jul 28, 2015 17:19
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I'm CEO and owner/founder of LiveLaughLove holdings, we own the rights to all Live Laugh Love products, Thomas Kinkade paintings and the phrase "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning to love dancing in the rain" We have a big acquisition coming up that if someone were to play their card right they could make a lot of money, I think it's illegal for me to tell you what so just think "rubber shoes"
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Jul 28, 2015 17:22
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I work in sales and do project management for a business consulting firm. I handle a state, and do competitive bids/rfps/solicitations from my company for everything from copiers and printers through enterprise software. I have several fortune 500 companies, several top 15 law firms and several large public entities as my clients. We do alot of workflow automation as well, which basically involves me selling some type of software to company against their current employees. I find the 'obsolete' people and price out their salary, benefits, 401k, burden, anything financially related to an employee or group of employees, back 10-15 points off it and sell my software as a cost reducer. It gives CFOs and HR boners. I am a terrible person. Its sorta like that scene in office space orwhatever that movie is where they kill a printer where dudes like 'so tell me what you do' except im younger and much better looking.
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Jul 28, 2015 17:28
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Vin BioEthanol posted:I'm CEO and owner/founder of LiveLaughLove holdings, we own the rights to all Live Laugh Love products, Thomas Kinkade paintings and the phrase "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning to love dancing in the rain" Crocs
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Jul 28, 2015 17:28
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IT stuff, everything. I handle a rather large university department all by myself. It took quite awhile but everything is running very smoothly since I've taken them off an old Novel system and got them joined to the rest of the campus Active Directory. Now I sit at my desk and act busy and wait for somebody to tell me of a printer/copier jam, computer problem, or I have to press the power button on a projector in a conference room before a meeting (I don't understand why I'm the only one that knows to hit a power button but oh well).
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Jul 28, 2015 18:06
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I do the best I can.
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Jul 28, 2015 18:09
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I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. I find the work very rewarding.
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Jul 28, 2015 18:09
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still doin the best I can over here.
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Jul 28, 2015 18:10
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somebody's gotta
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Jul 28, 2015 18:10
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VendaGoat posted:I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. I find the work very rewarding. So do the caged animals. It's nice to have a job in which you are appreciated.
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Jul 28, 2015 18:10
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i sell money to rich people
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Jul 28, 2015 18:11
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programammer
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Jul 28, 2015 18:12
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I don't know if anyone has noticed yet, but I do the best I can, which makes me an ideal candidate for betrothal.
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Jul 28, 2015 18:13
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mysterious frankie posted:I don't know if anyone has noticed yet, but I do the best I can, which makes me an ideal candidate for betrothal. p-patriarchy?
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Jul 28, 2015 18:32
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I'm a young entrepreneur and I work in a grocery store for $15/hr.
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Jul 28, 2015 18:33
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im loose cannon with nothing to lose
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Jul 28, 2015 18:35
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you could say i'm like snake plissken
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Jul 28, 2015 18:37
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former Special Forces operator and professional Sniper
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Jul 28, 2015 18:37
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Mid level manager doing marketing and business development for one of the monstrous software companies. More than pays the bills and still leaves time for a personal life. And chronic masturbater on a secret internet sex channel. Thats my passion
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Jul 28, 2015 18:41
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Thread ruiner
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Jul 28, 2015 18:42
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Omi-Polari posted:you could say i'm like snake plissken s-s-snake?
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Jul 28, 2015 18:43
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revdrkevind posted:p-patriarchy? listen, the only label I want you to assign to me is "hard worker" and possibly also "ideal life partner".
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Jul 28, 2015 18:45
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dad gay. so what posted:im loose cannon with nothing to lose
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Jul 28, 2015 18:45
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i have gigantic muscles and i am going to crush this thread with my bare hands
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Jul 28, 2015 18:45
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I'm an athlete. I do sports
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Jul 28, 2015 18:51
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I am a fluffer
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Jul 28, 2015 18:54
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