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Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Professional alt+tabber

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spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I am a professional dancer for Nikki Minaj music videos.

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u fink u hard Percy: Sep 14, 2007

Hard labour until I learn to love life.

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Manic Mailman: Jul 2, 2004

I give therapy to people accused of stolen valor in order to rebuild their confidence.

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

i apply felt to pool tables it cant have any bumpbs or lumps

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:11

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

I work on a farm. Today I strung a couple of miles of electric fence, tomorrow I'm going to go back and dig trenches for the wire to run under all the gates. In literally 100 degree Florida sun. I'm basically that guy in Office Space, but at the end of Office Space after Milton burned down the company.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:35

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

Im an athlete, which means I do sports for a living.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:38

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

i sit behind a desk and make graphics together with hipsters

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:46

ArcticKnife: Mar 2, 2015

I used to work IT

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:51

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Apparently we all diss millenials for a living now.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:52

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

if i had a millenial dollars i would quit my job i hate it

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:54

corpuscollossus: Apr 19, 2007

Nosam0819 posted:

I am a fluffer

Tfw you send a big lad onto set all beautifully fluffed up and proud, ready to lay into one of the camera birds

# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:34

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i build dams for a living. its p cool

# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:36

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

MWF it's bird house building for me. TT are para cord bracelet days.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:47

Skinny King Pimp: Aug 25, 2011; Skinny Queen Wimp

Meiers Goldbrick posted:

Is something awful cheaper than Ashley Madison or just more secure?

gently caress you.

what are you even talking about

# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:59

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JiveHonky posted:

i apply felt to pool tables it cant have any bumpbs or lumps

whats the difference between a bump and a lump vis a vis pool felt

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:06

Uziduke: Jul 2, 2015; A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake

I bill people after we repair their DVRs.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:15

The Science of Suck: Mar 17, 2009

hey gbs, working hard or hard while working?

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Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

The Science of Suck posted:

hey gbs, working hard or hard while working?

do you even have to ask

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Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

i don't do poo poo, OP

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

i read gibbs for a lifeing

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:28

The Science of Suck: Mar 17, 2009

work is for those who don't know what fishing is!

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somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

i drink other peoples caramel macchiatos in front of them

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:32

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Um... I shoot birds at the airport

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:33

Return Of JimmyJars: Jun 24, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

I reap taints of millennial bitch babies

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:34

Kevin DuBrow: Apr 21, 2012; The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

I'm in college but think I want to drop out and become a locksmith or electrical lineman or something. I wish I went to technical high school instead of wasting time on AP courses.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:34

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

amityville anus posted:

Um... I shoot birds at the airport

if this is actually your job that sounds pretty rad actually

Kevin DuBrow posted:

I'm in college but think I want to drop out and become a locksmith or electrical lineman or something. I wish I went to technical high school instead of wasting time on AP courses.

probably go do this instead of wasting more money

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:35

The Science of Suck: Mar 17, 2009

a bad day fishing always beats a good day working!

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:37

Kevin DuBrow: Apr 21, 2012; The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Nuclearmonkee posted:

probably go do this instead of wasting more money

Yeah I probably will, it will be funny to see the reactions when I stain my family's honor with blue-collar work.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:40

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Nuclearmonkee posted:

if this is actually your job that sounds pretty rad actually

I don't get paid and I've gotta avoid the COPS but yeah, its what i do

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The Science of Suck: Mar 17, 2009

WORK is the annoying TIME between FISHING trips

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Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

I film myself playing videogames and talking angrily about cartoons while struggling to breathe.

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T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

I drag screaming children from their sobbing parents in the dead of night it's p cool

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

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Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

amityville anus posted:

Um... I shoot birds at the airport

I play a millionaire at parties

# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:36

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

i do donuts in a gravel parking lot in a lovely old iroc camaro, all day.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:38

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

I'm a Something Awful Secret Shopper :ssh:

# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:41

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

LEAD IT MANAGER

i still make less than the median income for my age though lol

# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:42

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

im a junior associate in a legal services firm

it's really boring but I made the mistake of doing a law degree and I need the experience to persuade some poor idiot to give me a traineeship somehow, and the work is easy enough that I can spend most of the day sleeping/GBSing in plain sight of my boss without her noticing lol

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mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

still hanging in there, doing the best I can which, if you know this economy, is a miracle unto itself. woof. well, anywho, bye.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:48

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