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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Im an athlete

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
president of the usa

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

mysterious frankie posted:

still hanging in there, doing the best I can which, if you know this economy, is a miracle unto itself. woof. well, anywho, bye.

sorry economy kick s rear end now if youre failing its youre own fault lol

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
computer operator

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

FordPRefectLL posted:

president of the usa

the lizard one tho NOT obama

Miggles
Dec 8, 2003

World War 1 era fan fiction.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im trying out for the denver broncos this week.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I'm the Principal at a Decile 9 High School

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010
I masticate feces

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i cut myself all up and down my body and roll in salt

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
paramedic. i save lives

very conflicted about it bc i'm secretly nihilistic

i make poor life choices

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ninotoreS posted:

paramedic. i save lives

very conflicted about it bc i'm secretly nihilistic

i make poor life choices

i think ur a hero

one time some paramedics came to my house because my dad was having a heart attack and they took him away in an ambulance but he was ok just fat and diabetic.. it was heroic how they lifted his 300lb body from his recliner

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

sorry economy kick s rear end now if youre failing its youre own fault lol

Why don't you come to Belarus and say that to my face.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

TEAYCHES posted:

i think ur a hero

one time some paramedics came to my house because my dad was having a heart attack and they took him away in an ambulance but he was ok just fat and diabetic.. it was heroic how they lifted his 300lb body from his recliner

should've made the fat oval office run around the block a few times before gettin in the ambo

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ninotoreS posted:

paramedic. i save lives

very conflicted about it bc i'm secretly nihilistic

i make poor life choices

what you do is very good actually and paramedics do not get paid nearly enough

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Currently I'm blowing up trucks for the military; right now I really enjoy my job

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I gently caress for cash

drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014
i wash dishes cause im a black guy with a brown name and still kinda fresh from high school so niggas aint handing me jobs out here (also live in a white city gently caress you white people god damnit)

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

I drag screaming children from their sobbing parents in the dead of night it's p cool

hey do you distribute because i know somebody who wants a baby like real bad but without having to wait 9 months + get fat

pm me your prices thx

Lhet
Apr 2, 2008

bloop


I 'work' in an office for a company.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
i use pressurized gas to propel particles through an extremely hot, enclosed area and then i examine the results

my occupation doubles as a fart joke, which is pretty cool

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

I.N.R.I posted:

I'm an athlete

I.N.R.I posted:

I'm an athlete. I do sports

I.N.R.I posted:

Im an athlete, which means I do sports for a living.

I.N.R.I posted:

Im an athlete
Dude, you're almost there. Just another couple of posts.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

accounts payable drone

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
I am an underpaid IT professional.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

I.N.R.I posted:

Im an athlete

What kind sport?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'm also an athlete. I play videogames for money and glory

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ricky Bad Posts posted:

What kind sport?

telling people he is an athlete. Grand Champion

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
three dicks at once

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

reddit liker posted:

alternatively, what is gbs supposed to be doing instead of posting in gbs

i'm a unix system administrator for a software development company

I manage unix system admins and I am now very mad at you OP

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
I'm in the navy I make 60k a year doing jack poo poo in hawaii. gonna get my dd214 soon tho :nsa:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I'm an architect.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I casually scratch my balls for 8 hours a day.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Secks Cauldron posted:

I casually scratch my balls for 8 hours a day.

hey how U doin? :pervert:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

you call this living, op??

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



weed

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

This but every day

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Y-Hat posted:

accounts payable drone

I sell workflow automation software that replaces you


Who is ur CIO :)

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