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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
His teacher was friends with one of the guys who knows the formula to coca-cola, and evidently he was plotting to KILL him, possibly to learn the formula himself and go public with it.

The cops found out afterwards that not only did he have no cash to pay for coca-cola, but he also had a kill kit in his car.
Kill kit would often be an exaggeration, but I watched the story and the guy had a real life loving kill kit. :stare:

I read somewhere else they are linking this guy to 10 soft drink murders, but I'm not sure how reliable that report was.

quote:

Neal Falls, of Springfield, Oregon, was carrying axes, a shovel and 8 liters of Diet Dr. Pepper when he was killed July 18, and authorities said Monday he had been stopped, interviewed or investigated by police in at least 20 states.


Jesus Christ.

Edit: Esco somehow got his gun and shot his rear end dead. From the interviews it sounds like he was a real life movie villain and his downfall was that he talked too loving much.
Good for him.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
She should have gone to college and gone into real estate and got myself an aquarium, that’s what she should have done.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
thats a pretty gbs thing to do

like get all ready and buy a bunch of gear and make sure it's all set and buy backups and stuff all brand new ready to go and then gently caress up and get killed by a girl

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
This is old news. Kill yourself, shameful bitch

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Neal Falls, of Springfield, Oregon, was carrying axes, a shovel and bleach when he was killed July 18, and authorities said Monday he had been stopped, interviewed or investigated by police in at least 20 states.


more like Neal Fails if you ask me :smug:

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

This is old news. Kill yourself, shameful bitch

Sorry about your friend man.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
how ironic!!

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Pohl posted:

Sorry about your friend man.

Ty. We all saw it coming, but we were just in denial I guess :-/

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
Turns out that escort was not to be hosed with after all

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Bokito posted:

Turns out that escort was not to be hosed with after all

Knowing that she has killed at least one man, are you more attracted to her, or less attracted to her now?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Bokito posted:

Turns out that escort was not to be hosed with after all

also ironic!!!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
le grande mort

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im one of the axes in neal falls trunk ask me anything

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Serial killer was white.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

amityville anus posted:

She should have gone to college and gone into real estate and got myself an aquarium, that’s what she should have done.

You don't need to go to college to sell real estate. My drug addicted cousin sells real estate. Or she did, until she sold her realtor license for oxy.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Ahundredbux posted:

how ironic!!

Like 10,000 knives when all you need is a gun

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Bokito posted:

Turns out that escort was not to be hosed with after all

:dance:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
What was his username?

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
None of this would have happened if she had a gun

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
none of this wouldve happened if we made rape and murder illegal

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Bokito posted:

Turns out that escort was not to be hosed with after all

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

murder addiction is a disease

why don't you just shoot innocent children diagnose with cancer you crazy whore

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Looks like that whore got triggered

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Oh poo poo, that site took their video down already.
Thank you CNN. http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/27/us/woman-kills-attacker-serial-killer/

Seriously, watch that video it is insane.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

corpuscollossus posted:

Looks like that whore got tr*ggered

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

quote:

He said Charleston police also have been communicating with authorities in the small southern Ohio city of Chillicothe, where four women died in suspicious circumstances and two others are missing.

Chillicothe is a tiny little town. If he killed four hookers there, he probably wiped out the whole population of prostitutes.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

amityville anus posted:

She should have gone to college and gone into real estate and got myself an aquarium, that’s what she should have done.

haha

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
The real question here is, will this cause her rates to go up or down?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Pohl posted:

Oh poo poo, that site took their video down already.
Thank you CNN. http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/27/us/woman-kills-attacker-serial-killer/

Seriously, watch that video it is insane.

would

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

more like Neal Fails if you ask me :smug:

Oh snap! If that guy weren't dead he'd wish he was after this sick burn. :parrot:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

how long is your mom gonna be in the loving slammer for killing that dude OP

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

im one of the axes in neal falls trunk ask me anything

what is your favorite flavor of yogurt?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

ghlbtsk posted:

what is your favorite flavor of yogurt?

im lactose intolerant so it has to be lactose free but i like it with CHOPPED fruit in it

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

Another satisfied backpage.com customer.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
She should add it to her profile. Serial killer killer has got to be a small but profitable market.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Looks like the media are stringing this guy up before he's had his day in court. How do we know this hussy didn't plant the kill kit?

#justiceforneal

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
backpage hooker: No blacks, gets serial killer instead. jon pope now staring pensively out a window

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
That woman did the world a big favor by killing that murderer guy. I like how just out of habit they're calling the dude a "serial killer suspect" but it's like yeah there is tons of evidence that guy killed a whole lot of women and he was most definitely going to kill the one who got him. I'm glad they're not charging her or anything, I don't give a gently caress if they found a meth pipe on her or even if she was selling it, she fought off a serial killer and won, give her a loving break.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Heather is great, good for her. That can't be easy but she's done a good thing and I'm glad she's ok.

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

wilderthanmild posted:

Chillicothe is a tiny little town. If he killed four hookers there, he probably wiped out the whole population of prostitutes.

Nah, Meth is a hell of a drug.

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