HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Fun fact though I legit attempted suicide last year after the GA/FL game. Good times.

LeeMajors posted:

Goddamn it.

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Its fine i was poking fun at myself. It was all real life poo poo not Georgia being Georgia.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Here at something awful we should all strive for the funniest posts

reactionary dickhead LeeMajors previously posted:

Webbeh posted:

It's almost as fun as in-season overhyped Georgia fans

In 5 weeks they'll have a shotgun barrel between their teeth with tears streaming down their cheeks because they didn't beat Vandy by forty.

Quandary posted:

Probably will draft exclusively Sooners if at all possible so please don't steal my people, thanks

LeeMajors posted:

In this spirit, I'll repost:


In 5 weeks they'll have a shotgun barrel between their teeth with tears streaming down their cheeks because they didn't beat Vandy by forty.

Webbeh posted:

It's so loving true though.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

"We beat big brother for the first time in literally seven years while they were missing their best player and had a quarterback that literally struggled with all his might to throw twenty yards downfield. Better act like we're playoff contenders"

siriuslysomething posted:

Not trying to pre-draft talk too much, but I was thinking about getting the Cougs' QB in honor of Wheez with my second pick since he is not ranked terribly. I don't watch nearly enough Pac-12 football and I know he is a new starter this year so would this be an absolutely terrible idea from an actually not wanting to come in last this year perspective?

siriuslysomething posted:

Not trying to pre-draft talk too much, but I was thinking about getting the Cougs' QB in honor of Wheez with my second pick since he is not ranked terribly. I don't watch nearly enough Pac-12 football and I know he is a new starter this year so would this be an absolutely terrible idea from an actually not wanting to come in last this year perspective?

The Piper posted:

I see Webbeh made a call for a new League Photo. Here are my submissions.

Spintzel posted:

If anyone can find the fat middle aged Bama fan sprinting for an autograph from like last week that is my vote/submission

kayakyakr posted:

LeeMajors posted:

It has to be this.

kayakyakr posted:

Personally, I think the old dude off to his right is funnier.

Taxes posted:

Not sure I'm clear on the waiver wire rules - can somebody smarter than me explain them to me like a child?

Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

I think the waiver claims need to rotate. I've never been in a league where the team with first position got to do all transactions before the next person.

Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

I think the waiver claims need to rotate. I've never been in a league where the team with first position got to do all transactions before the next person.

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Waiver Wire Claims Per Team - Choose how many Waiver Wire players each owner may claim when it is his turn.

All Players Each Turn
Each owner gets all the players he requests before it's the next owner's pick.

1 Player Each Turn
Each owner gets 1 player, in order of preference, before it's the next owner's pick.

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Rotate Waiver Wire Order After Each Claim
If you select this option, each team that successfully makes a claim will be put to the end of the order. This order will remain until the Waiver Wire order gets reset according to the days you specified above, or will never reset if you did not specify any reset days.

If you do not select this option, claims will be processed in the above specified Priority Order (e.g. Serpentine, Non-serpentine). Once it is finished, the order will remain what it was before claim processing execution, and will only change if/when it is reset as per the specified "Reset Days" above.

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Waiver Wire Claim Priority Order
Waiver Wire claims are determined by an automated ranking system. Whenever Waiver Wire claims are processed, the team that gets the player will be determined by the priority system of your choice.

Reverse Order of Standings (serpentine)
When Waiver Wire claims are processed, the lowest ranked team in the standings at that time gets first pick, the second lowest team gets second pick, and so on, all the way up to the first place team. Then in the next round, the first place team gets first pick, the second place team gets second pick, and so on, all the way down to the last place team. If a team doesn't have any more pending claims, their turn is skipped. This process continues until all teams have no more claims. For example, in a 4-team league, the order would go: 4, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 3, 2, 1, etc.

Reverse Order of Standings (non-serpentine)
Same as above, except that the order remains the same each round. For example, in a 4-team league, the order would go: 4, 3, 2, 1, 4, 3, 2, 1, etc.

Random (serpentine)
When Waiver Wire claims are processed, the order of the picks is randomly generated and uses a serpentine order system.

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Auto Free-for-all Changeover Day
If you want Fantrax to automatically change your FA claim system between the current processed method (Bidding or Automated Priority Order) and Free-for-all (1st come 1st serve) on a weekly basis, you can specify here the day that you want the system to do the switch to Free-for-all. The switch will happen right after the time the claims are processed, unless you specify a period where claims cannot be executed at all (see Duration claims locked after changeover option below), so this day must match one of the day(s) on which you set the claims to be processed above.

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Auto Free Agent Free-For-All Change-Back Method
You can choose a specific day of the week to revert back from free-for-all to processed claims, or you can let the system do it on the first date/time that lineups become locked, after the time the changeover to free-for-all ocurred. If you choose a specific day of the week, the changeover time will occur when lineups become locked on that day. If no events are being played on that day and therefore no lock time, the changeover will occur at the end of that day (11:59pm ET). If you choose First Lineup Lock Time After Changeover and the fantasy season has not yet started, the claim system will revert back on the specified "Auto Free-for-all change-back day".

In either option, if your league is set up to lock lineup changes for each player individually on the first game of said player, the changeover from free-for-all to processed claims will happen 5 minutes before the first event of the day (or week).

jabro posted:

Is there a way to lock players when their game starts? I feel that's the best way.

jabro posted:

Is there a way to lock players when their game starts? I feel that's the best way.

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Automated Waiver Wire Placement

Select one of these options to automatically put players on waivers at specific dates and times. Every player in the player pool will be waived on the day(s)/time(s) you select, except if you choose the Before the start of their respective games each day option. In that case, players not playing that period will not be waived unless you enable the Auto Waive players not playing option below.

* Players will remain on waivers for the same duration they would as per the regular waiver settings of this league, such as if a player were dropped by an owner.

** Players who are in pending waiver claims will get re-waived, so their waiver process date may get pushed back, depending on your settings.

*** If nobody is logged into the league, the changeover may not occur at the exact time specified - it will occur sometime afterward, or as soon as someone logs into the league - whichever comes first.