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And why did you do it?
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:42 |
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A couple months ago. I was busy throwing up, and on one of the heaves my butt joined in. I was sick, not drunk.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:44 |
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YOLO
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:44 |
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three days from now
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:45 |
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Jul 28, 2015 13:42
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:46 |
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About two years ago now after a particularly busy on-call shift. I'm usually healthy but because of working nonstop almost for a few days I ate a bunch of fast food, most notably Taco Bell. I had Taco Bell for supper one day and lunch the day after. I felt pretty gross and unhealthy so I got a carrot and ginger smoothie from Booster Juice, doubling up on ginger. Was doing an inspection at a church and pretty much poo poo my pants while on the altar, managed to only stain my briefs because by the grace of God and anus muscles I found the priest's bathroom not far away. Thanks for reading.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:49 |
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A few weeks ago. I've been adjusting to new medication, and apparently one of the side effects is explosive diarrhea. I uncontrollably shat myself just as I was leaving for work; now I'm paranoid that it's going to happen when I'm out in public somewhere. I thought about bringing a spare change of clothing with me, but I'm just going to risk it and walk around with poopy pants if I have to. That's my story.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:49 |
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Nubile Hillock posted:About two years ago now after a particularly busy on-call shift. I'm usually healthy but because of working nonstop almost for a few days I ate a bunch of fast food, most notably Taco Bell. I had Taco Bell for supper one day and lunch the day after. I felt pretty gross and unhealthy so I got a carrot and ginger smoothie from Booster Juice, doubling up on ginger. Was doing an inspection at a church and pretty much poo poo my pants while on the altar, managed to only stain my briefs because by the grace of God and anus muscles I found the priest's bathroom not far away. No, thank you!
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:49 |
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When a godling jumped out of an old cast iron oven.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:50 |
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sometimes farts can lie
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:52 |
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Doing diarrhea right now but it isn't my posting and I just barely made it to the shitter
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:53 |
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I had a gastric bypass so making GBS threads and Bathrooms are close to my heart now. However the last time was when I got some stomach bug, it just gave me non stop diarrhea. I woke up in the middle of the night with a drawer full of poo poo. I got up cleaned up and changed, however every time I went back to sleep my anus muscles hosed me over. I think I poo poo my pants 3 - 4 times that night. This was probably a year ago.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:05 |
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on purpose or on accident?
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:07 |
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I was 13 and had the flu. One night while heavily medicated, I shat the bed while sleeping.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:11 |
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When I was seventeen, it was a very good year It was a very good year for nacho cheese and soft taco supremes we'd drink miller lites and eat refried beans When I was seventeen
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:12 |
Hogge Wild posted:And why did you do it? I poo poo my pants about a week ago after eating a whole box of FiberOne bars. I didnt mean to do it, I had outrageous gas the entire evening then woke up the next morning and thought I had to fart but it was a shart instead
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:14 |
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Hexel posted:I poo poo my pants about a week ago after eating a whole box of FiberOne bars. I didnt mean to do it, I had outrageous gas the entire evening then woke up the next morning and thought I had to fart but it was a shart instead I did the same thing I just didn't poo poo my pants. A whole box of fiber one bars is a sometimes food I eat to clean all the pennies and dimes out of my poop chute
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:16 |
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couple months ago, ate some noodles
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:47 |
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just now. to hungover to get up and wipe my rear end thouh
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:49 |
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The night my granpa died he was at our house earlier and he made me pull his finger. He poo poo his pants while trying to make a fart joke. grandpa
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:52 |
Bob Saget IRL posted:A couple months ago. I was busy throwing up, and on one of the heaves my butt joined in. I was sick, not drunk. this basically but a few years ago
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:53 |
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11th grade. I sharted by accident.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:53 |
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Literally never. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA62DKh0OW4
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:54 |
Amarcarts posted:Literally never. don't go to india you will ruin your streak
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:55 |
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About four months ago I had a terrible case of food poisoning of some kind that caused me to projectile vomit and poo poo uncontrollably at the same time for about 9 hours every thirty minutes. First time it caught me I was out of the bathroom.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:57 |
Nelson Mandingo posted:About four months ago I had a terrible case of food poisoning of some kind that caused me to projectile vomit and poo poo uncontrollably at the same time for about 9 hours every thirty minutes. First time it caught me I was out of the bathroom. the best is when it's so bad you just give up and lay in the fetal position under a running shower vomiting and making GBS threads uncontrollably. i recommend going to india and being a moron idiot fucker who thinks he can handle the local food.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:59 |
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Chinatown posted:sometimes farts can lie ninjatang posted:11th grade. I sharted by accident. Oh, the cruel Norns.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:02 |
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Windows 98 posted:The night my granpa died he was at our house earlier and he made me pull his finger. He poo poo his pants while trying to make a fart joke. grandpa This is the way I want to go.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:02 |
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im about to in like 10 minutes but the last time i did was this morning after my coffee. Why? Thats a stupid question
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:07 |
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dad gay. so what posted:When I was seventeen, it was a very good year lol
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:08 |
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about 10 months ago. i was very cross that i had to wait in line at the bank so long and i couldn't find the words to express my dissatisfaction
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:27 |
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im sorey jerry
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:28 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:about 10 months ago. i was very cross that i had to wait in line at the bank so long and i couldn't find the words to express my dissatisfaction sounds like you made a deposit... in your pants
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:28 |
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Enfield posted:sounds like you made a deposit... in your pants
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:30 |
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had food poisoning, was laying in bed and had to fart shouldn't have trusted it
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:31 |
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Enfield posted:sounds like you made a deposit... in your pants ya you might say i turned the bank teller into a stank smeller
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:33 |
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these aren't mine so it doesn't count.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:35 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:Doing diarrhea right now but it isn't my posting and I just barely made it to the shitter This just happened again. I've got a case of the 'rrhea
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:46 |
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I don't wear pants. Only legwarmers and a fleshlight.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:31 |
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haris pilton posted:I don't wear pants. post a pic
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