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I'm looking to attract the ladies. Normally I just fart really loud and then smile. But that hasn't been working wonders for me lately. Do you think bragging about how I get on an internet forum will bring all the girls to my doorstep? How do I become a chick magnet?
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:04 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:53 |
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bend at the knees, not the back
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:07 |
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with a crane becasue they fat
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:11 |
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Just look at backpage call a number and they show up and do whatever. gently caress this isn't rocket science. Ugh
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:11 |
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Quick whit
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:12 |
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Have you tried taking to girls about your favorite animes, OP?
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:12 |
I would always pile on cheap, terrible-smelling colgne and wear a gold chain to show my status as a baller.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:12 |
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Have you tried taking to girls about your favorite enemas, OP?
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:13 |
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flip em
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:14 |
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Being this handsome does a lot of the work for me
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:14 |
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wait for them to beach themselves
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:14 |
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Rinse, Lather, Repeat.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:17 |
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YOU GOTTA FAKE IT TILL U MAKE IT, DAWG
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:18 |
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buying a girl a hamburger is the oldest trick in the book
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:21 |
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By the neck.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:22 |
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a little move I like to call the Cosby Spiral
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:25 |
with chalk + a belt
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:32 |
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According To The Kids I Work With, Spit On Them And Pull There Hair...Haha Just Kidding, That Was Just A Little Summer Day Camp Humor From Little Old Me To Brighten Up Your Day
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:33 |
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Okay. So I think I've got it. To bring all the girls to the yard I need to tell them about my favorite animes, wear cheap cologne and a gold chain, buy them a hamburger, and perform the Cosby spiral. Let me know if there's anything I missed.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:34 |
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Just ask if they want some gently caress.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:35 |
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When I identify a potential mate, I take my time observing her patterns before moving in. The most important thing is to not shower too often and wash away all your natural pheromones. The pheromones you emit trigger the sexual arousal system of the female brain and they basically can't help themselves. So for example if you detect a potential mate at the grocery store, follow her around bit to pique her interest. Wait until she goes for a product on a lower shelf and then move in. Come over and reach up for something above her. The armpit pheromones are the strongest. The best thing that could happen is if she doesn't notice at first and actually stands up into your arm. Their animal brains will take over and all they will think about is mating. You have to follow them around a little after because likely although their brains are telling them to have sex now, they don't understand this attraction to you and won't act on it right away. I've usually had to follow them all the way to their cars, and they always give me that "bang me" look before getting in the car. So yeah basically I just hang around the grocery store for my pheromone intoxicated females to come back - they can't help it!
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:40 |
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I usually texas rig a 7 inch power worm on a 4/0 offset hook with a 1/16 oz bullet weight. Either green pumpkin or black works but I don't have a firm sense of how important the color choice is.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:42 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN-kOeRnOOg
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:46 |
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Back seat Windows up is the way I like to gently caress
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:50 |
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vyst posted:Back seat Windows up is the way I like to gently caress Almost died this way due to heat exhaustion + unhealthy lifestyle
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:52 |
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Amarcarts posted:I usually texas rig a 7 inch power worm on a 4/0 offset hook with a 1/16 oz bullet weight. Either green pumpkin or black works but I don't have a firm sense of how important the color choice is. I know this is a fishing joke but it's funnier if you assume it's about sex toys.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:53 |
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rohypnol
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:56 |
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Wear cowboy boots and a coonskin hat then go to the salon pretending to be a wildman.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:58 |
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just go to the same bar a bunch of times in a row law of averages man
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:09 |
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I thought gbs posters were all gay
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:21 |
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Chloroform
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:26 |
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EYY GIRL U WANT SUM FUK
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:54 |
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i have a mom yes
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:56 |
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i lift with my back more than i should but yeah
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:57 |
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Contrary to popular internet belief, women like it when you meow and purr and make hissy sounds at them, aka "catcalling"
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:59 |
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I maintain a constant wide eyed look, stare into there eyes and ask them if they would like to go for a walk in the woods. Sometimes I rub my crotch as I do this.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:00 |
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just allow them to see you selling dope to some cute junkies, then they'll know daddy gots the medicine and that a. you got money b. you get hot junkie slizz on the reg and c. you'll always take care of them and love them very much
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:04 |
vodka and cocaine
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:05 |
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Go to plenty of fish errrr whales. Act like you aren't there just to gently caress.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:18 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:53 |
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decent looks, good banter, sheer luck then I lose them after a few months c'est la vie
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