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i decided at a young age to only gently caress hard 10s it hasn't worked out well
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she's gotta have nice eyes and she's gotta be a guy who thinks he's a woman
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Jul 28, 2015 20:58
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The Saurus posted:at least it happened in a thread that's a pile of crap and not one with any worth or value ur a pile of crap
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Jul 28, 2015 21:00
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Any bitch that says "I don't really read" or whatever variation
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Jul 28, 2015 21:08
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I have gone home with women below my standards. Well... not home per say, but the hotel room they payed for, with the cab they paid for. I agreed after she paid for like 5 of my drinks. Never dismiss anybody, you never know who could be rich.
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Jul 28, 2015 21:10
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KirbyKhan posted:I have gone home with women below my standards. Well... not home per say, but the hotel room they payed for, with the cab they paid for. I agreed after she paid for like 5 of my drinks. I'd pay money to gently caress Kirby
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Jul 28, 2015 21:18
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OP, is your mom hot?
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Jul 28, 2015 21:21
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Even ugly girls can suck a dick imo, OP.
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Jul 28, 2015 21:24
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Wall Balls posted:i decided at a young age to only gently caress hard 10s true story my eye doctor's name is hardten. he's a dude though
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Jul 28, 2015 21:26
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There aren't too many ladies below my standards, so the ones that don't clear the bar are some truly sad individuals, OP
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Jul 28, 2015 21:29
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ninjatang posted:What kind of chicks are below your standards? Not many for me. Ill even bonk a fatty. Nice YouTube channel you dipshit!!!
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Jul 28, 2015 21:31
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Omelette du Fromage posted:ur a pile of crap i'm a garbage bag full of canned corn
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Jul 28, 2015 21:39
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The Saurus posted:i'm a garbage bag full of canned corn Nice TO quote
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Jul 28, 2015 21:43
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The Saurus posted:i'm a garbage bag full of canned corn your a beautiful snowflake, turn that frown upside down mr. thesaurus
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Jul 28, 2015 21:44
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Kuato posted:Once this type is found we will will likely implement a control schedule for procreation that will occur anally nice
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Jul 28, 2015 21:45
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b'low my standards, knowmsayin'?
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Jul 28, 2015 21:58
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I once hosed a 5'2" 170lb chick. My standards are of the top-most tier.
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Jul 28, 2015 22:35
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Kuato posted:I'm very picky when it comes to women, I have a specific type when it comes to body type, attire, mannerisms, and cultural customs. Yea right. You would gently caress a couch if it had a hole in it.
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Jul 28, 2015 23:27
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The Saurus posted:sometimes i get you confused with the other spanish franco, but then i remember he managed to run a country for 30 years while you couldn't run a subforum for 3 
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Jul 28, 2015 23:30
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Jul 28, 2015 23:38
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The Saurus posted:i'm a garbage bag full of canned corn Are you really The Saurus?
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Jul 28, 2015 23:40
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I'm picky
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Jul 28, 2015 23:56
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naem posted:I'm picky Yea you like to pick your nose. Ha hahahaha *high fives his frat buddies*.
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Jul 29, 2015 00:19
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nothings more pimp than slam whaling a pregnant bitch in her last trimester whos married to some geek and then telling that chump to his face that u had no choice but to nuttted up on their unborn child because he just couldnt treat a lady, and when they angry an try to take a shot at u while u walkin away u pull out ur totally legal CCW Ruger turn around and put three in their head...stand ur ground so u can pound that mound
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Jul 29, 2015 00:36
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i'm a birthday candle in a circle of black girls
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Jul 29, 2015 00:48
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Mariana Horchata posted:nothings more pimp than slam whaling a pregnant bitch in her last trimester whos married to some geek and then telling that chump to his face that u had no choice but to nuttted up on their unborn child because he just couldnt treat a lady, and when they angry an try to take a shot at u while u walkin away u pull out ur totally legal CCW Ruger turn around and put three in their head...stand ur ground so u can pound that mound That gif is good fapping.
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Jul 29, 2015 00:49
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Girls with 3 boobs. Just can't do it.
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Jul 29, 2015 00:58
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prostidude posted:Girls with 3 boobs. Just can't do it. I do it all the time. I call it total recalling.
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Jul 29, 2015 01:05
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:i'm a birthday candle in a circle of black girls Lame.
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Jul 29, 2015 01:13
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Zzulu posted:she's gotta have nice eyes and she's gotta be a guy who thinks he's a woman Uh..
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Jul 29, 2015 01:35
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Op's mom, but that never stopped me
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Jul 29, 2015 01:39
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DisgracelandUSA posted:Op's mom, but that never stopped me Ha! Jokes on you someone made that joke already.
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Jul 29, 2015 01:40
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*honk*
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Jul 29, 2015 01:41
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I like girls with a real misery to them but I also like attractive girls which is a real whodunit for me because an attractive girl has so few problems in her under 40s life that she is never miserable. I mean, sure she thinks she is sometimes, but within 500 feet of her there is a man in debt whose mattress rests directly on the floor and who is thinking about physically crawling behind the couch and staying there for weeks like such a thing would an immeasurable relief.
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Jul 29, 2015 01:44
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Sheep-Goats posted:I like girls with a real misery to them but I also like attractive girls which is a real whodunit for me because an attractive girl has so few problems in her under 40s life that she is never miserable. I mean, sure she thinks she is sometimes, but within 500 feet of her there is a man in debt whose mattress rests directly on the floor and who is thinking about physically crawling behind the couch and staying there for weeks like such a thing would an immeasurable relief. You need professional help.
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Jul 29, 2015 01:55
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Who's foot is that?
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Jul 29, 2015 02:19
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Sheep-Goats posted:I like girls with a real misery to them but I also like attractive girls which is a real whodunit for me because an attractive girl has so few problems in her under 40s life that she is never miserable. I mean, sure she thinks she is sometimes, but within 500 feet of her there is a man in debt whose mattress rests directly on the floor and who is thinking about physically crawling behind the couch and staying there for weeks like such a thing would an immeasurable relief. same
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Jul 29, 2015 02:28
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ninjatang posted:Who's foot is that? its from a scene in shallow hal that i always remember whenever im petty about a woman's looks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRKlFXUeSKs
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Jul 29, 2015 02:28
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Amorphous Blob posted:its from a scene in shallow hal that i always remember whenever im petty about a woman's looks For some reason feet gross me out.
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Amorphous Blob posted:its from a scene in shallow hal that i always remember whenever im petty about a woman's looks that stupid movie would be called out as problematic in 2k15 and generate high amounts of tumblr rage and huffpost think pieces. myt 
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Jul 29, 2015 02:51
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