Sheep-Goats posted:

I like girls with a real misery to them but I also like attractive girls which is a real whodunit for me because an attractive girl has so few problems in her under 40s life that she is never miserable. I mean, sure she thinks she is sometimes, but within 500 feet of her there is a man in debt whose mattress rests directly on the floor and who is thinking about physically crawling behind the couch and staying there for weeks like such a thing would an immeasurable relief.