Macho Madness was always better than Hulkamania.

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Which type of wrestling insanity is better?
	Hulkamania?
	Macho Madness.

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Batista is by all accounts a really nice dude to his fans

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Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Wrestling is an art form paralleling the greatest works of Shakespeare and Proust

# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:20

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

JebanyPedal posted:

Why are pro wrestlers always pieces of poo poo let's make a list of nonshit ones

1. Dwayne the Rock Johnson
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Please add on also please correct me if either of them have ever done something terrible although I will be very heartbroken

Stone Cold beat his wife

# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:21

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

ElGroucho posted:

Batista is by all accounts a really nice dude to his fans

One of my coworkers and his 6 year old (at the time) son met John Cena at 2am in the Reno air port and Cena spent like 2 hours talking to the kid about wrestling, how important school is and Superman, then took a picture with him and even signed his kid's comic book. So the dude is cool in my book

# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:22

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

JebanyPedal posted:

Why are pro wrestlers always pieces of poo poo let's make a list of nonshit ones

1. Dwayne the Rock Johnson
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Please add on also please correct me if either of them have ever done something terrible although I will be very heartbroken

John Cena holds the record for most Make-A-Wish wishes granted by a single person

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Stex T posted:

Stone Cold beat his wife

Effed up I guess I will replace him with Diamond Dallas Page who is apparently a nice man

# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:24

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Grey Fox posted:

John Cena holds the record for most Make-A-Wish wishes granted by a single person

Didn't he say some effed up stuff about something b4 tho

# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:25

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

The Big Show used to take huge dinosaur shits in Vince McMahon's personal bathroom as a prank, so he's probably a really great dude

# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:25

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

JebanyPedal posted:

Didn't he say some effed up stuff about something b4 tho

He's a public figure that's huge into the OORA ARE TROOPS thing, so probably. That Make-A-Wish stuff alone makes him a better person than I'll ever be, so I can cut him some slack.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:27

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Mick Foley also legit punched Bubba the Love Sponge in the face in front of camera, so yeah, pretty much my hero

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Okay I will I will add him to the list

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

In regards 2 John Cena

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bennyfactor: Nov 21, 2008

ART THOU BORED?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXTagE7BtRU

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sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

I made a macho man soundboard for dicking around in DOTA2 it was fun to use. sometimes I miss it then I think about how bad DOTA is and then I don't

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Stex T posted:

Wrestling is an art form paralleling the greatest works of Shakespeare and Ke$ha

ftfy

# ? Jul 29, 2015 18:54

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

i met your father once in a steel cage match.

I wish you could've seen your old man!
WEEPIN LIKE A WOMAN after my patented piledriver!

Yeah, your dad remembers me. OOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH

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Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNqkXOkh_io

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Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Arsenio Hall: Your middle name is "Macho," but I'm wondering if you've ever cried. Has the Macho Man ever cried?

Macho Man Randy Savage: Ooooh yeahhh, uh-huh. It's okay for macho men to show every emotion available. Because I've cried a thousand times, and I'm gonna cry some more!

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

ohhh yeahhhhh, i'm gonna go see my therapist today and talk about all my problems with relationships. Elizabeth!!!

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scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k

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AchtungBaby: Dec 5, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY7rYsbyjj4

Dropping elbows
From outer space

Also black machismo.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 21:17

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Booblord Zagats posted:

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

we went this far without bone saw mcgraw

for shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai_GKRC22L4

also turner sure got the most out of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzJP-F9sMWs

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