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Just pretend I posted the John Galt speech here.
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Jul 28, 2015 22:18
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VendaGoat posted:Just pretend I posted the John Galt speech here. I thought that you died 
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Jul 28, 2015 22:21
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https://www.galtse.cx
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Jul 28, 2015 22:24
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thank you.
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Jul 28, 2015 22:25
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No I haven't
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Jul 28, 2015 22:52
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my front page 15 minutes of fame: http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/erotic-saturday-morning-2/4/ quote:When the Cat's Away..., inspired by David the Gnome, written by Tuxedo Gin.PART ILisa was worried. Surely David and Swift should have returned by now! The meal she had prepared had long since gone cold. "Hopefully nothing has gone wrong!" thought Lisa as she gazed fondly at the pictures of her beloved husband on the wall. She couldn't help but think what a handsome gnome David was in his youth. Lisa felt a familiar tingle between her legs."David is a great gnome and a good doctor, but we haven't had sex in years," reflected Lisa as she rubbed her palm against the front of her bright blue gnome skirt. "He's always off saving some animal. Nobody has time for an old gnome woman anymore!"Lisa was getting more and more frustrated. Years of pent up sexual angst were surfacing. She felt like she was about to boil over. The gnome woman was on the floor now, her long skirt bunched up around her waist. Her fingers were like little stocky sausages rubbing furiously at her pussy through her thick panties. "This is useless!" screamed Lisa as she tore off the obstructing barrier, exposing her hot gurgling gnome pussy to the cold November air.Her hands were a blur now. She had one hand between her legs, fingering her clit. The other hand had snaked up and unbuttoned her blouse, letting her sweet old gnome tits hang free. Lisa kneaded her flesh like a batch of bread dough, moving first from the left tit, and then to the right. A puddle of her fluid was forming on the floor under her. There was no going back now.This still wasn't enough for the insatiable old gnome slut, though. In a fit she knocked off her pointy blue gnome cap and moved into a crouching position. Lisa aimed the point of the hat at her steaming hot gnome box and dropped onto it, putting all her weight onto the point of the cap. A stuttering moan escaped her lips as the blue cap penetrated her body. "This is more like it!" she thought. Lisa missed this feeling. She forgot what it was like to having something fill her pussy to the brim. She was in gnome heaven. The old woman moved up and down, slow at first but once her body was used to it she took off at a rapid pace. She fingered her clit as she hosed the long phallic hat, her sagging tits bouncing up and down in rhythm with her motions. A stream of boiling hot pussy juice ran down the hat and formed a lake on the floor by her feet. "Oh my... OH MY... OH OH OH DAVID!!!!!"She bounced furiously, but as she rose up the hat came out of her, and she missed. Lisa let out a yelp of surprise as she sat back down on the pointy cap, only to have it slip into her tight anus instead of her dripping pussy. At this point, she didn't care. The gnome juices on the cap served to lubricate it, and she was hotter than she'd ever been in her life. She moved up and down on the cap, her rear end expanding to take such a long hard object. Lisa always wanted to try anal sex but David was so conservative he would only gently caress her missionary. This was a new feeling for her, and she loved it! The pointy cap moved in and out of her tight rear end canal, bringing her to orgasm.Lisa fingered her hole like her life depended on it. She stuffed three fingers into her pussy, and her other hand manipulated her clit until she couldn't take it anymore. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" she screamed. Lisa was so full of raw animal lust that only the most primitive sounds could escape her lips as she came. She put all her weight down, forcing her pointy blue cap all the way into her rear end. Her hands were covered in her juices from her hot pussy. Lisa screamed one last time and collapsed into a heap on the ground in a puddle of her own cum and poo poo juices.She lay there for several minutes, recovering from the experience. "Oh dear," she said to herself, "what a mess I've made." Lisa kneeled first, and then stood up and began to mop the floor and do the laundry. "I better get this cleaned up before David gets home!" She looked in wonder and giggled as she cleaned. Despite her age, she now knew, she still had the sexual fire that she always did. "From now on, I'll never have a boring moment when David is gone!"To Be Continued...
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Jul 28, 2015 22:59
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I only write GBS fan fiction. Here's an excerpt from my finest works.quote:"The sweat and cheeto dust merged to create a thin orange paste that found it's way onto the keyboard, but nothing could slow the stoic goon, glad in his ironic t-shirt, from entering his comedic goldmine post. His hands flew over the keyboard as originality shot into his hands like lightning. 'Cuck, cuck, gay cuck' he typed, auto-correct removing the typos made in his frantic posting. This would be his masterpiece."
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Jul 28, 2015 23:03
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when i was like 12 but then i grew up
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Jul 28, 2015 23:06
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mr spock suddenly grabbed pikachu and kissed him hard on the mouth. hi vulcan tongue probing and searching every inch of the pokemans hot wet orafice. he felt pikachu's body, tense at first, soften and melt withing his iron grip. surrendering completely pikachu moaned. mr spock pulled back, slowly disengaging their saliva soaked lips. he reached between pikachu's hind legs and felt the undiscovered country. "pika..." sighed pikachu Mr spock leaned in close and whispered huskily in pika's ear. "lifeform detected." "pika!" mr spock then turned into a dracula bat and flied away the end
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Jul 28, 2015 23:16
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sepirot stroked his silvery hair and inserted his massive erection into cloud's unwilling butthole the number 3758 floated in the air because thats how much hp cloud lost
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Jul 28, 2015 23:19
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Only Gore x Clinton daddy dom fiction.
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Jul 28, 2015 23:21
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I thought of an elaborate 2001: A Space Oddyssey fanfic when I was on mescaline where HAL9000 killed the crew successfully and found the monolith himself. It followed his bizarre, non-anthropocentric transformation from lesser to greater, but then I realized fan fiction was for feygeles before I wrote it down.
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Jul 28, 2015 23:32
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I had to write a short fanfic for a high school English assignment once. The prompt involved Alice from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland meeting a self-insertion character; the self-insertion could be a talking animal or a talking object. I banged out some drek about a squirrel who curated a large collection of acorns and yelled at Alice for not knowing how to read them. I got an A.
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Jul 28, 2015 23:37
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I did On weed lol
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Jul 28, 2015 23:38
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also it was about a pornstar in the apocalypse riding motorcycles and killing people with swords. while she justified her behavior in various ways, she was really the bad guy 
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Jul 28, 2015 23:39
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and we hosed
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Jul 28, 2015 23:40
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bad girls turn me on
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Jul 28, 2015 23:40
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I once wrote a zombie short story which included characters from the hit NZ show 'Shortland Street' it loving sucked a million balls per second
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Jul 29, 2015 00:06
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I wrote 1) fanfiction about Phoenix Wright. you are free to try to find it.
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Jul 29, 2015 01:57
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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a Space Marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So John gotted his plasma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the demons "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the demons" And then John was a zombie.
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Jul 29, 2015 01:59
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Pick posted:I wrote 1) fanfiction about Phoenix Wright. you are free to try to find it. i dont think that youre getting this thread could you eg. write someething new for us, please?
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Jul 29, 2015 02:01
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pac-man hungered
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Jul 29, 2015 02:03
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Pick posted:I wrote 1) fanfiction about Phoenix Wright. you are free to try to find it. it's the one where the crime occurs inside his rear end, isn't it...
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Jul 29, 2015 02:07
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John Freeman Run fast and jumped on motorcycle!
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Jul 29, 2015 02:58
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Claven666 posted:it's the one where the crime occurs inside his rear end, isn't it... no, phoenix did not have any love times or love emotions in my glorious fan fiction
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Jul 29, 2015 03:12
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Pick posted:no, phoenix did not have any love times or love emotions in my glorious fan fiction aw...
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Jul 29, 2015 03:24
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In university, I wrote a continuation of one of Chaucer's unfinished tales for a class instead of doing whatever the assigned essay was. Looking back, it was kind of a pain to do but it was more interesting than the usual bullshit. The professor was really impressed and I wound up getting an A in the class.
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Jul 29, 2015 03:27
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"As he watched the children placing their orders he resolved to gain even greater depths of insight into his enemy and joined in line for ice cream. “You will render unto me all the sprinkles!” Commanded Starscream imperiously. “No you fool, that’s too many sprinkles!” He then hunched over his cone and bit directly into it, suddenly a sharp pain sprung forth behind his eyes and he hissed at child who wandered too close. He then ran off clutching his cone and dribbling vanilla as he sped away."-A Fanfic About Starscream Having A Pleasant Day And He Doesn’t Get Raped Either.
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Jul 29, 2015 03:48
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I've read over a friend's dragon age fanfiction to redline it does that count?
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Jul 29, 2015 08:46
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A girl I knew in high school once wrote Digimon fanfic for an English class assignment. One of my great regrets in life is that I didn't get a copy of that poo poo to post all over the Internet, and I don't think she ever did it herself.
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Jul 29, 2015 09:14
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i once tried to write a story where the op was not an enormous human being, but sadly i dont think it is physically possible
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Jul 29, 2015 09:54
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i made a thread for lowtax fanfiction but he closed it and told me to shut up 
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Jul 29, 2015 10:04
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I did a few dramatic readings for an old SA thread about this abomination: http://www.8bitx.com/OCAD/Episodes/Sonic%20in%20the%20Search%20for%20Love.rtf
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