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like seriously just fire me i don't do poo poo just let me go on unemployment nigga
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:12 |
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sounds like a swell idea, op
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:14 |
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write byob on your buttcheeks and show it to himn
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:14 |
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then yell "ride the chillwave" as you fart so hard in his face flakes fly out
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:15 |
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too much paperwork. he will never ever sever
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:19 |
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follow your dreams and dont do crack
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:22 |
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XMNN posted:follow your dreams and dont do crack thanks, that's my philosophy towards life
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:24 |
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Harald posted:like seriously just fire me i don't do poo poo just let me go on unemployment nigga i did this about 3-4 years ago and it was good for awhile ya if you truly hate life because of your job i cant recommend it enough for reals
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:24 |
Harald posted:like seriously just fire me i don't do poo poo just let me go on unemployment nigga unemployment sucks just find a different job
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:28 |
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isnt unemployment like half your salary gently caress that
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:33 |
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Nuclearmonkee posted:unemployment sucks just find a different job huh yeah earning an easy living while having nothing to do (Except what I want) sure would suck
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:35 |
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you can't get unemployment unless you are fired through no fault of your own
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:42 |
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All jobs are the same gay computer beep boops
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:44 |
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i know a sure fire way to get fired, op if youre interested
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:44 |
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City of Tampa posted:you can't get unemployment unless you are fired through no fault of your own u just gotta tell the UI ppl that u think ur mentally ill, the biggest prob is that it can take like 10 weeks to get a determination and collect that first gov check (which is bound to cure ur mental illness brought on by gay work)
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:03 |
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City of Tampa posted:you can't get unemployment unless you are fired through no fault of your own yeah i'm not going to get myself fired just politely ask to be fired
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:06 |
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Harald posted:yeah i'm not going to get myself fired just politely ask to be fired term you are looking for here is "laid off"
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:08 |
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Call yourself the n word a lot, not anyone else in the office, use the hard r
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:09 |
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You're hosed for life if you commit willful subordination; hosed for life if you keep your lovely job. We need a war just to grind up shits like you.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:24 |
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cool beans op go for it
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:25 |
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Why not just stop showing up for work then spend all day getting drunk and playing video games that's the way to go
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:52 |
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Why not just see how long you can stay at home without quitting or being fired? Get a doctor's note saying you've got depression.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:54 |
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get on long term disability for fibromyalgia
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:57 |
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there's a guy at my job that has a doctor's note giving him off on Mondays and he maintains full time benefits despite working part time, it's loving hilarious
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:57 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i know a sure fire way to get fired, op if youre interested I wanna hear this
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:03 |
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Harald posted:like seriously just fire me i don't do poo poo just let me go on unemployment nigga dude u should write porn books or something I think bfc can help u
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:05 |
Harald posted:huh yeah earning an easy living while having nothing to do (Except what I want) sure would suck if you can take a 50% paycut without a drop in your quality of life then go for it
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:15 |
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VikingSkull posted:there's a guy at my job that has a doctor's note giving him off on Mondays and he maintains full time benefits despite working part time, it's loving hilarious How the gently caress does this work?
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:19 |
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jackyl posted:dude u should write porn books or something I think bfc can help u bfc used to be cool when it was total fucktards like zaurg. now its a bunch of guys making 70k a year hand-wringing about whether they can afford a used toyota
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:21 |
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VikingSkull posted:there's a guy at my job that has a doctor's note giving him off on Mondays and he maintains full time benefits despite working part time, it's loving hilarious i mean how difficult would it be to forge a doctors note with contact info that went to ur friend or ur dad's phone who would just confirm that u are under their care with a somber tone and that all u are allowed to say due to HIPAA...seems like as long as u have a note w/ a letterhead u can easily set up some wicked little long-term hustles (and they cant do poo poo about it) like that while ur coworkers are forced to cover for u because they are too puss to try that poo poo cause they think it will jeopardize their illusion of a career. if u show up hungover when u return to the office theyll prob start thinking u have cancer and receiving chemo treatments, sounds ironclad to me if the execution is taken seriously Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jul 29, 2015 |
# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:28 |
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who the gently caress needs a doctor note to take off work
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:33 |
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what the gently caress job is that
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:34 |
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jackyl posted:who the gently caress needs a doctor note to take off work i mean more like a doctors note to just not work mondays anymore
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:36 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:i mean more like a doctors note to just not work mondays anymore yes that makes more sense or maybe not
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:39 |
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I got laid off from a lovely security company when they lost the contract and had no where to put me. Unemployment was fun as hell while it lasted, and I'm back in school now, with another lovely part time job. The invisible hand of the free market dictates you work till you die and never take a vacation like those vacation-cunts, OP. Sorry, but that's just how it is.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 06:14 |
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XMNN posted:follow your dreams and dont do crack What if his dream is to do crack?
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 06:15 |
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just start missing the toilet every time you drop a deuce and eventually they will find a reason to fire you gotta make sure they know its you though, maybe stick your business card in there once you're done w/ your business
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 06:16 |
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TEAYCHES posted:get on long term disability for fibromyalgia This is what my mom does for a living! She also gets fentanyl patches from the doctor for pain relief. Some days she goes to her garden or other days she never gets out of bed, whatever she feels like. I'm actually super jealous.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 07:07 |
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i am a doctor and will write whoever wants a note to skip work a note to skip work.
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