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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


like seriously just fire me i don't do poo poo just let me go on unemployment nigga

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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sounds like a swell idea, op

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
write byob on your buttcheeks and show it to himn

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
then yell "ride the chillwave" as you fart so hard in his face flakes fly out

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
too much paperwork. he will never ever sever

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
follow your dreams and dont do crack

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


XMNN posted:

follow your dreams and dont do crack

thanks, that's my philosophy towards life

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Harald posted:

like seriously just fire me i don't do poo poo just let me go on unemployment nigga

i did this about 3-4 years ago and it was good for awhile ya if you truly hate life because of your job i cant recommend it enough for reals

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Harald posted:

like seriously just fire me i don't do poo poo just let me go on unemployment nigga

unemployment sucks just find a different job

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

isnt unemployment like half your salary gently caress that

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


Nuclearmonkee posted:

unemployment sucks just find a different job

huh yeah earning an easy living while having nothing to do (Except what I want) sure would suck

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
you can't get unemployment unless you are fired through no fault of your own

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
All jobs are the same gay computer beep boops

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i know a sure fire way to get fired, op if youre interested

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

City of Tampa posted:

you can't get unemployment unless you are fired through no fault of your own

u just gotta tell the UI ppl that u think ur mentally ill, the biggest prob is that it can take like 10 weeks to get a determination and collect that first gov check (which is bound to cure ur mental illness brought on by gay work)

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


City of Tampa posted:

you can't get unemployment unless you are fired through no fault of your own

yeah i'm not going to get myself fired just politely ask to be fired

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Harald posted:

yeah i'm not going to get myself fired just politely ask to be fired

term you are looking for here is "laid off"

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
Call yourself the n word a lot, not anyone else in the office, use the hard r

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
You're hosed for life if you commit willful subordination; hosed for life if you keep your lovely job.

We need a war just to grind up shits like you.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
cool beans op go for it :thumbsup:

Dendrite
Jun 17, 2005
Surprisingly uninteresting.
Why not just stop showing up for work then spend all day getting drunk and playing video games that's the way to go

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Why not just see how long you can stay at home without quitting or being fired? Get a doctor's note saying you've got depression.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

get on long term disability for fibromyalgia

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
there's a guy at my job that has a doctor's note giving him off on Mondays and he maintains full time benefits despite working part time, it's loving hilarious

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

dad gay. so what posted:

i know a sure fire way to get fired, op if youre interested

I wanna hear this

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Harald posted:

like seriously just fire me i don't do poo poo just let me go on unemployment nigga

dude u should write porn books or something I think bfc can help u

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Harald posted:

huh yeah earning an easy living while having nothing to do (Except what I want) sure would suck

if you can take a 50% paycut without a drop in your quality of life then go for it

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

VikingSkull posted:

there's a guy at my job that has a doctor's note giving him off on Mondays and he maintains full time benefits despite working part time, it's loving hilarious

How the gently caress does this work?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


jackyl posted:

dude u should write porn books or something I think bfc can help u

bfc used to be cool when it was total fucktards like zaurg. now its a bunch of guys making 70k a year hand-wringing about whether they can afford a used toyota

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

VikingSkull posted:

there's a guy at my job that has a doctor's note giving him off on Mondays and he maintains full time benefits despite working part time, it's loving hilarious

i mean how difficult would it be to forge a doctors note with contact info that went to ur friend or ur dad's phone who would just confirm that u are under their care with a somber tone and that all u are allowed to say due to HIPAA...seems like as long as u have a note w/ a letterhead u can easily set up some wicked little long-term hustles (and they cant do poo poo about it) like that while ur coworkers are forced to cover for u because they are too puss to try that poo poo cause they think it will jeopardize their illusion of a career. if u show up hungover when u return to the office theyll prob start thinking u have cancer and receiving chemo treatments, sounds ironclad to me if the execution is taken seriously

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jul 29, 2015

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
who the gently caress needs a doctor note to take off work

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
what the gently caress job is that

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

jackyl posted:

who the gently caress needs a doctor note to take off work

i mean more like a doctors note to just not work mondays anymore

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mariana Horchata posted:

i mean more like a doctors note to just not work mondays anymore

yes that makes more sense or maybe not

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
I got laid off from a lovely security company when they lost the contract and had no where to put me. Unemployment was fun as hell while it lasted, and I'm back in school now, with another lovely part time job.

The invisible hand of the free market dictates you work till you die and never take a vacation like those vacation-cunts, OP. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

XMNN posted:

follow your dreams and dont do crack

What if his dream is to do crack?

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
just start missing the toilet every time you drop a deuce and eventually they will find a reason to fire you

gotta make sure they know its you though, maybe stick your business card in there once you're done w/ your business

frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup

TEAYCHES posted:

get on long term disability for fibromyalgia

This is what my mom does for a living! She also gets fentanyl patches from the doctor for pain relief. Some days she goes to her garden or other days she never gets out of bed, whatever she feels like. I'm actually super jealous.

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



i am a doctor and will write whoever wants a note to skip work a note to skip work.

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