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go poo poo up a rope you dumb gently caress play craps or something smdh
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:20 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:23 |
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Slots are the perfect way to relax after pounding your mother's poon, OP.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:24 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:25 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:26 |
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im gay
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:27 |
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slut machines
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:27 |
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agreee
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:28 |
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I'm due and live in bumfuck nowhere so have nothing better to do unless i take up meth or heroin
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:33 |
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craps is the best
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:35 |
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6,8, don't pass is easy standard play if u are a scared autist and can't deal with the game
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:36 |
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War is the best card game.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:37 |
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gotta watch out for the one armed bandit fyodor posted:go poo poo up a rope you dumb gently caress play craps or something smdh ive only been to a casino once or twice but arent table games like minumum $10 a round that lasts like 2 minutes if that?? ppl come to drink for free, so they play the cheapest thing possible to bide their time - then i guess thats when they get hooked or whatever. plus human interaction not required so shame doesnt really come into play Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Jul 29, 2015 |
# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:37 |
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those are some gay slots
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:37 |
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Go through the slot bank, sit next to a girl that's by herself, put 20 bucks in the machine, talk to her, gently caress her in her room. Repeat without showering.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:38 |
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im the vanilla lube
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:38 |
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jackyl posted:craps is the best Poker is the best but craps is fine and dandy and the best social gamblegame Pai Gow poker is cool to play with friends Roulette is chill af if you do it in Europe where there's no double zero and the en prison rule but in the US the vig is disgusting
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:40 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Poker is the best but craps is fine and dandy and the best social gamblegame poker is good but I thought we were talking table games pai gow is fun, but nothing compares to a live craps table
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:41 |
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dealer yo!
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:42 |
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You lose all your money on either over time. With craps you just lose it more slowly and who has all that time to waste when you could be out making more money to lose gambling.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:43 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Roulette is chill af if you do it in Europe where there's no double zero and the en prison rule but in the US the vig is disgusting Untrue, you can literraly play Roulette (in the US) all day for less than $20 bucks and get free drinks. Once in a great while you hit your bet and win 35 times what you bet. That was a good day. And, free drinks. But yeah, gently caress slot machines, I'd rather go read or sleep. Pohl fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jul 29, 2015 |
# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:46 |
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i won 11k from a progressive slot machine
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:49 |
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the point isn't maxing EV on a craps table the point is having a good goddamn time, if you don't get that you are
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:52 |
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the machine i won on was a fourth of july themed one covered in american flags it was definitely not gay
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:55 |
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Stoic Commie posted:the machine i won on was a fourth of july themed one covered in american flags it was definitely not gay well it's good u won some money but the slot machine was either your mom or a gay dude hth
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:57 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Poker is the best but craps is fine and dandy and the best social gamblegame poker is just a bunch tightwad nit asian grandmas now. boring imo.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:57 |
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Loosest sluts in town.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:58 |
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fyodor posted:poker is just a bunch tightwad nit asian grandmas now. boring imo. yah rip partypoker but the wsop has some loose cash games
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:59 |
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jackyl posted:yah rip partypoker but the wsop has some loose cash games oh man lol partypoker why dont you just print money i miss the old days sigh
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 04:03 |
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stay safe gambling ghost
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 04:04 |
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I bet old man Hotep loves a game of Poker with his hot milk and cigar.
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Pohl posted:Untrue, you can literraly play Roulette (in the US) all day for less than $20 bucks and get free drinks. You could do the same thing at craps for literally five times less expected loss fyodor posted:poker is just a bunch tightwad nit asian grandmas now. boring imo. In Vegas, AC and Foxwoods, yeah. In the south, Florida or Los Angeles not so much.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 04:26 |
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my fav slot machine is OP's mom
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 04:47 |
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Gambling is against Islam.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 04:48 |
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edit: woahhhh check that filename
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 04:57 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:You could do the same thing at craps for literally five times less expected loss I've played at Commerce quite a bit and it is the epitome of the asian grandma syndrome I have spoken of.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 05:01 |
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not using milf slut machines in yool 2015
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 05:12 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:
if you like 90 year olds or toothless meth addicts this is top tier strat
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 05:16 |
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Slots probably seemed really cool before videogames were a thing.
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The only thing stupider than gambling is gamblers.
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