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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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go poo poo up a rope you dumb gently caress play craps or something smdh

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May 27, 2004



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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Slots are the perfect way to relax after pounding your mother's poon, OP.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
slut machines

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
agreee

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm due and live in bumfuck nowhere so have nothing better to do unless i take up meth or heroin

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
:agreed: craps is the best

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
6,8, don't pass is easy standard play if u are a scared autist and can't deal with the game

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
War is the best card game.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

gotta watch out for the one armed bandit :dong:


fyodor posted:

go poo poo up a rope you dumb gently caress play craps or something smdh


ive only been to a casino once or twice but arent table games like minumum $10 a round that lasts like 2 minutes if that??

ppl come to drink for free, so they play the cheapest thing possible to bide their time - then i guess thats when they get hooked or whatever. plus human interaction not required so shame doesnt really come into play

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Jul 29, 2015

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
those are some gay slots

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


Go through the slot bank, sit next to a girl that's by herself, put 20 bucks in the machine, talk to her, gently caress her in her room. Repeat without showering.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

im the vanilla lube

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

:agreed: craps is the best

Poker is the best but craps is fine and dandy and the best social gamblegame

Pai Gow poker is cool to play with friends

Roulette is chill af if you do it in Europe where there's no double zero and the en prison rule but in the US the vig is disgusting

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Sheep-Goats posted:

Poker is the best but craps is fine and dandy and the best social gamblegame

Pai Gow poker is cool to play with friends

Roulette is chill af if you do it in Europe where there's no double zero and the en prison rule but in the US the vig is disgusting

poker is good but I thought we were talking table games

pai gow is fun, but nothing compares to a live craps table

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
dealer yo!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





You lose all your money on either over time. With craps you just lose it more slowly and who has all that time to waste when you could be out making more money to lose gambling.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Sheep-Goats posted:

Roulette is chill af if you do it in Europe where there's no double zero and the en prison rule but in the US the vig is disgusting

Untrue, you can literraly play Roulette (in the US) all day for less than $20 bucks and get free drinks.
Once in a great while you hit your bet and win 35 times what you bet. That was a good day. And, free drinks.

But yeah, gently caress slot machines, I'd rather go read or sleep.

Pohl fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jul 29, 2015

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i won 11k from a progressive slot machine

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
the point isn't maxing EV on a craps table the point is having a good goddamn time, if you don't get that you are :spergin:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
the machine i won on was a fourth of july themed one covered in american flags it was definitely not gay

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Stoic Commie posted:

the machine i won on was a fourth of july themed one covered in american flags it was definitely not gay

well it's good u won some money but the slot machine was either your mom or a gay dude hth

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Sheep-Goats posted:

Poker is the best but craps is fine and dandy and the best social gamblegame

Pai Gow poker is cool to play with friends

Roulette is chill af if you do it in Europe where there's no double zero and the en prison rule but in the US the vig is disgusting

poker is just a bunch tightwad nit asian grandmas now. boring imo.

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?
Loosest sluts in town.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

fyodor posted:

poker is just a bunch tightwad nit asian grandmas now. boring imo.

yah rip partypoker but the wsop has some loose cash games

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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jackyl posted:

yah rip partypoker but the wsop has some loose cash games

oh man lol partypoker why dont you just print money i miss the old days sigh :(

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


stay safe gambling ghost

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I bet old man Hotep loves a game of Poker with his hot milk and cigar.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pohl posted:

Untrue, you can literraly play Roulette (in the US) all day for less than $20 bucks and get free drinks.
Once in a great while you hit your bet and win 35 times what you bet. That was a good day. And, free drinks.

But yeah, gently caress slot machines, I'd rather go read or sleep.

You could do the same thing at craps for literally five times less expected loss

fyodor posted:

poker is just a bunch tightwad nit asian grandmas now. boring imo.

In Vegas, AC and Foxwoods, yeah. In the south, Florida or Los Angeles not so much.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
my fav slot machine is OP's mom

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Gambling is against Islam.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006





edit: woahhhh check that filename

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Sheep-Goats posted:

You could do the same thing at craps for literally five times less expected loss


In Vegas, AC and Foxwoods, yeah. In the south, Florida or Los Angeles not so much.

I've played at Commerce quite a bit and it is the epitome of the asian grandma syndrome I have spoken of.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
not using milf slut machines in yool 2015

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sheep-Goats posted:



Go through the slot bank, sit next to a girl that's by herself, put 20 bucks in the machine, talk to her, gently caress her in her room. Repeat without showering.

if you like 90 year olds or toothless meth addicts this is top tier strat

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
Slots probably seemed really cool before videogames were a thing.

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
The only thing stupider than gambling is gamblers.

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